18 men at Kevlar just about dodged the downpour and left better for it.
THE THANG
Run to cross in middle of campus
Warm up exercises.
5 burpees run a lap of church
10 burpees run a lap of church
15 burpees run a lap of church
20 burpees run a lap of church
Back up to soccer field and partner up
Exercise 1 – sprint to first tire 5 air squats sprint back and partner goes. Increase air squats to by 5 to all four tires.
Exercise 2 – sprint to first tire 10 wide arm merkins sprint back and partner goes. Increase merkins by 5. Partner waiting does plank leg lifts.
Exercise 3 – sprint to first tire 6 jump squats sprint back and partner goes. Increase by 2 each time to all four tires. Partner waiting does flutters.
Exercise 4 – backward sprint to first tire burpee and forward sprint back. Increase by 1 each time to all four tires.
Exercise 5 – suicides to all four tires and partner waiting does dollys.
Jack Webb – 1 diamond merkin x two lunges. Repeat up to 10 diamond merkins and twenty lunges.
Mary
COT
YE OLDE MOLESKINE
Not a great deal of time to catch the breath today especially once the burpee lap combo kicked in. Rare sighting of TR and the orange jeep today which was a special treat. Fireman Ed was his usual chipper self, Harley complaining about the lack of fun on Fun Friday, Picasso killing it on the tire sprints, Whip and Rhapsody reminding us of how fast we used to be in the glory days. YHC did not cater the tunes to Cinco De Mayo whatsoever but Faultline was certainly loving the tunes singing along to Pearl Jam and Two Princes.
Thanks for allowing me to lead. Have a great weekend. BD
Announcements: Compass on Friday mornings ChikFilA – going through the book of Proverbs. Come on out for some “nuggets” of wisdom from King Solomon. Next week Ch 3.
15 men ran around in circles and did some other stuff…
Easy jog down to the track
Standard warm up at midfield… SSH, Squats, IW, Merkins
Stretch it out a bit on the field… butt kickers, high knees, shuffle left, shuffle right, back pedal
Hit the track…
1/4 mile all-you-got, regroup for 20 merkins, plank and a bit of Mary
1/4 mile all-you-got, regroup for 15 merkins, plank and a bit of Mary
1/4 mile backpedal all-you-got, regroup for 10 merkins, plank and a bit of Mary
1/4 mile backpedal for first 200 memters, then forward AYG for last 200 meters, regroup for 20 merkins, plank and bit of Mary
1/2 mile Indian Run
Mosey to the playground for station work… pull ups, dips and squats… three rounds or so
Mosey back to the parking lot… finish with 10 burpees
Moleskin
14 PAX kicked off the newest Running workout on Thursday deep in Waxhaw. Someone coined the term “Cool Runnings”, but without the Site Q present (at the very first workout), we’re not sure if it’s going to stick as a name. The workout on the other hand, seems to show there is a desire for some run-specific training amongst the “Cuthbertson” PAX, and it is sure to stick no matter the name.
The THANG:
The Moleskin:
Announcements:
12 Pax came for a chance to bet against the ponies today at Impromptu.
Warmup:
Thang:
Everyone Partner up and began rotation through 3 stations (2 rounds) –
If ponies returned before # assigned reps completed crowd/trainers have 10 burpee penalty.
Exercises included – merkins, dips, derkins, monkey humpers, air squats, sit ups, step ups
Return to start and completed rotation of plank/handslap merkin chain.
Closed with Mary
Moleskin:
Avoided early attempts of Q hijack during warmup and reassured Pax that Co-Q’s Nips were well lathered and protected. Today’s workout required little longer then normal explanation to start, but once we got through first round or two group picked up the concept. Think everyone can agree it is no fun running with a 45 lb plate, even though it did not seem to slow down Hollywood much. Think I heard it looked like he was running with a motorcycle wheel. After being the first group to run, Transporter made quick exit to “Feed the porcelain stallion a brown bone” Luckily he returned in time to be the Impromptu Paul Blart for today’s work out and question the groups exercise form even across the parking lot while running with a coupon. Overall, think it resulted in good workout and believe the plank/merkin closer toasted everyone. Now on to the important stuff for the day – Groupme Chat, and searching the deep dark web for new Memes to have ready to use when needed.
Well, that was bananas.
Cinco de Mayo? Check. Pouring rain? Yep, had that too. Blood gushing out of some dude’s face We’ll get to that. Cold beer as a prize for winning the race? You damn right.
On a day of the year that’s slowly fallen out of my top 5, but still probably in my top 15 favorite days, I had the opportunity to Q a group of heavy hitters on arguably one of the grittiest Friday workouts around. Centurion used to be in my regular rotation – it’s a real treat getting back every one in a while. Best part about it today is having Q I could keep us the hell away from Palantine Hill. Instead, here’s what went down:
A disclaimer might have been given. An explanation of why the Q was shirtless was given. Off we went.
We headed up Little Ave past CLT aquatics and hung a right on Walsh down to the culdesac for COP. Imperial Walkers x 15, SSH x 20, Merkins x 15, CDD x 10; all IC.
From there we headed down Waterford Square past the pool, doing 10 merkins at each speed bump, after a quick pause for some squats we worked it right on Waterford Square to Carmel.
We crossed Carmel, slid past the crossfit gym and hit AYG to 51
Regrouping at the corner of 51, we hit an AYG to power station and regrouped
We worked our way into the office park. Each building in the park has a fountain. At 5 of the buildings, (you know, for Cinco de Mayo), we did exercises, then ran a loop around building
1. Derkins
2. Dips
3. Incline Merkins
4. Jump ups
5. Dips
We crossed Carmel back down Little Ave to the lot behind CCHS. With about 10 minutes left the challenge was set: AYG to top of the parking deck (jumping over the missing guys doing LBCs), via short ramps, down stairs and back. Winner get’s a Cinco de Mayo prize.
Back to the lot for some Diamond Merkins, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, and Merkins.
Just for giggles, 10 burpees OYO.
Tha ‘skin:
A couple feelers went out yesterday on Slack for a prerun at different pacing. The 8″ pace crew met at 5 for a quick couple miles. As we rolled out of the lot, a guy wearing a safety vest (?) was walking next to a slow driving truck, through the CCHS campus. Hard to tell what his agenda was, but all seemed in check by the time we got back.
Speaking of check, Checkpoint got the grit award today. Rounding the building after fountain 3, he hit a slick spot on the pavement and took a nasty slide and bloodied his face pretty good. We circled around him and took turns patting him on the back until he got to his feet. All seemed ok- but he looked gnarly. In my former life in college I was a student athletic trainer and saw tons of busted up faces in wrestling tournaments. Faces bleed a TON. Hope you’re alright bud. Watch your step out there gents. There’s a gnarly pic of the grit, but I have no idea how to upload it.
Went with the skins look today. Ran the prerun and worked up a good sweat. After all the humid/rainy weather this week, the nips have taken a beating. I wasn’t willing to roll the dice, so ditched the shirt for the workout. Pro told me that with gloves on and a backwards hat I looked like i was going for the “shirtless garbage man” look. Best compliment I’ve received in a long time.
Winner of the king-of-the-deck race was promised a cinco de mayo themed prize. Bout Time was the first guy to break the tape and is the proud owner of a frosty Corona. 12oz, not those dinky coronitas. Best part about it is he ran in to the workout from home. Either he drank it before the run home, or now has a foamy mess on his hands.
T-claps to Riverboat and Stryker for making the trip down from LKN this morning, you guys crushed it.
Annoucements:
Appreciate the opportunity as always gents.
It was a beautiful morning at Peak 51 and there was a full house as the beat down commenced:
-Mosey to the Bus Parking Lot
COP
– SSH X 20 reps
-Mountain Climbers X10
-Peter Parkers X10
-Imperial Squat Walkers X10
Mosey to the back edge of parking lot
“Us Catch if You Can” (Catch Us If You Can Yoda style!)
-Partner 1 does 10 merkins.
-Partner 2 is on Partner 3’s back, and they run ahead- Partner 1 has to catch up to them and everyone switches.
– Start the run down the grassy hill, and continue down the greenway until you hit Trade St.
– Mosey on down the road to the Matthews UMC Parking lot for the Main Event:
Death Star, Fish
A tweaked version of the Star Fish, we began in the center with an exercise, and run to one of four stations. After stations 1-3 you head back to center to repeat the center exercise. After station 4, you take a lap around the perimeter and plank it up in the center. We did two rounds:
Round 1: Upper Body
Center Exercise: Burpees X5
Station 1: Merkins X15
Station 2: Hand Release Merkins X15
Station 3: Carolina Dry Docks x15
Station 4: Diamond Merkins X15
Round 2: Lower Body
Station 1: Jump Squats X 20
Station 2: Donkey Kicks X 10
Station 3: LSS X 20
Station 4: Donkey Kicks X 10
Once completed, we Moseyed back to the start of the Four Mile Green Way for a quick set of Freddie Mercury’s (x20) then heading back to launch for some time with our friend Mary:
LBCs X20
American Hammer X20
Flutter X20
Rosalita X10
Protractor
FIN
Moleskin:
There was some serious pre workout discussion as to whether or not this was my VQ, as I had Q’d at Gumby last month. After lengthy debate, it was decided that while #F3Gumby is essential to F3 nation, to be considered your VQ there has to be a COP, and counting in cadence. So say we all.
With it being May the 4th (be with you) and all, I decided to create a little bit of themed Q- hence the Star Wars stuff. I got a lot of great feedback on the Imperial Squat Walkers (thanks http://f3nation.com/exercises/ !)- a little awkward being a four count, but we made it work. I’m also very disappointed I didn’t hear anyone yell “It’s A Trap!” but you can’t have everything I guess.
Had a little confusion with how long to do the “Us Catch If You Can” and some of the called exercises- sorry guys just first time jitters- it’ll be better my next Q.
There was a decent amount of mumble chatter- best quote goes to SlimFast and his “They didn’t do Burpees in Star Wars!” Granted I mean obviously they did- it was just in the years Jedi spent training that they don’t show in the movies.
Great to have the Mouth back posting after an extended absence – he made himself known in the way only Mouth can.
Announcements
The Wednesday after Memorial Day, a New AO will be launching in Union County from Stallings Elementary on Wednesdays- See Bullwinkle for more details (no name yet)
Goruck Cadre Danny Stoaks is doing a million burpee challenge for Operation Enduring Warrior as well as Capital City Ruck Tour and is hitting Columbia in October- plan to come out and ruck with him! Geraldo is graciously donating to Operation Enduring Warrior for all the burpees we did today- check the links below for an interview with Danny as well as a link to Operation Enduring Warrior:
http://enduringwarrior.org/about-us/
Thanks to Booyah and Sensei for handing me the Q- Peak51 has made such an impact in my life over the past year, I love coming every Thursday morning and being a part of this community.
This morning the crew (19 large) of Devils Turn hit the lovely hills of Piper Glen. Much fun was had…..lots of pounding and heavy breathing were heard…wait…wrong backblast.
The Thing
What did we do? We ran. Yay!
Ye Olde Skinny Mole
Good start to the morning…apparently the only Pax not on Slack showed up to Devils Turn this morning. Numerous “where are we going Bunker” was heard as car doors opened this morning. I don’t like The Twitter…so I pre-blasted 2 words on Slack: Piper. Glen. Seriously…if you aren’t on Slack then you need to get on it. Where else can you constantly make fun of Fire Hazard and Tolkien in a secure and private environment? Slack is where it’s at….
A few grumbles about Piper Glen this morning, but c’mon we all know you love it. Hairball said that was the only reason he showed up. Speaking of Hairball, we learned about his jailhouse tat this morning thanks to Swiper and his interrogation of said tat. Count the whiskers….one for every kill.
Not much mumble chatter this morning…or at least not much that I heard given that I was chasing folks all morning. The group spread out a bit this morning and fell into some nice pace groups. Hard to keep a group of 19 together on the hills, but luckily no one got lost. Someone put chalk out this morning….
We ended with a little impromptu bootcamp action thanks to Swiper. As I was grabbing my phone from the car I heard, “ok guys…4 minutes of Mary”. As I returned for COT what did I find…but several of the Pax on their six doing Mary at Swiper’s direction. Swiper commented on my delicate elbows during the plank…Paper Jam taught me that trick. After a little Mary the group lined up like parents at a kids soccer game and handled COT like a champ (with a few cheers for the ladies finishing their runs this morning).
One more thing…not a single comment about Star Wars day this morning.
Thanks for the opportunity to lead.
Announcements:
F3 New Hampshire….not Boston
May 24th FNG day at The Maul. Big convergence…be there and bring an FNG. See everywhere for details.
Mosey to the track
30 X SSH
30 X imperial walkers
15 X Squats
3 track sprints
50 lbc’s between each lap
Straddle the ramp then lunges across the platforms
Mosey to the clock 5 merkins every qtr hr
Mosey down the hill
Fence jumps-elevens
With burpees
Mosey the greenway
Rosalita’s 30 count
Flutter 20 count
Mosey back to the flag
COT
The MOLESKIN:
Perfect weather for a workout. We made it back to the flag ahead of time. Thx for the reminder Becky. Dogged a few charter buses along the way! Until next time.
Today is May 4th and I’m sure there were some F3 workouts themed “May the Fourth Be With You”. Dorks. Not #F3Hydra. 12 showed to see what the #OlAlabamaBlackSnake was all about. I don’t think it disappointed. Just glad Bounce and Gloss were there in case someone needed some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Thang
20 IW
20 LSS
Partner up and cross Rea.
Partner A runs one way and Partner B the other round the block until you meet, do an exercise and then continue the run until you meet back at the start. Do Mary while you wait on everyone. Original? No. But nobody had named it yet. #Urwelcome #EAD #OlAlabamaBlackSnake
Exercises were 20 hand slap merks, 20 DD’s and 30 squats.
Back to lot for 5 rounds of sprints #ProudOfYouGloss
Mary – 20 scissors, 50 LBC’s
Moleskin
This will be short. Nothing funny happened. Nothing. I expected more from Gloss, Bounce, Poptart and Hops. Bounce tried to be funny and say some crude things about my wife. When nobody laughed he just tucked back into his shell. #awkward The same aforementioned PAX pretty much led the whole time on #OABS with the exception of Bounce. Deep Dish was out ahead in my group most of the time which might surprise some? The jury is still out #PED’s. Have to give crap to MAD and Frosty Paws only bc they cut the last lap short. The #OABS will get even the best of the #ruckers? #rucksters? Ah hell whatever. Welcome back to Operation get your lungs right boys. The loop was exactly a mile, and with some other shenanigans, most got in 3.5 miles today. Can’t remember who the WD was (Maybe Jet Fuel?) but I was the WB at 36. #sad
LBNL, thanks for the prayers Gloss as we embark on our various journeys.
Always a pleasure to lead
Announcements
Nope
Thang
Moleskin
Humidity was downright nasty this morning. Pretty sure no one made it through COP without already being drenched. Finished the workout looking (and smelling) like we had jumped in the duck pond rather then spent most of our morning moving around it.
Some PAX who just came for the Saturday morning coffee or who got roped in by Tolkien’s and Wild Turkey’s marketing antics got an unpleasant surprise starting with the burpees around the bull ring.
Grumbles (Haggis), refuseniks (Tiger Rag) and death stares (Mic Check) were aplenty this morning as individuals crested the stairs following various laps around the pond. Those laps were a play on a workout Madame Tussauds threw at us the first time I posted to Bagpipe. Still one of the best workouts I ever had with F3 and one that occasionally gives me nightmares. Felt it only right to share that fun. The plank walk merkin thing that Lobsta Roll dreamed up was just as bad as I remembered it at Anvil. Poor Bucky got the short end of the stick being the last guy to walk down the line having to do merkins while the rest of us stuck our rear ends in the air or laid on the pavement.
Wild Turkey put in a 30 minute solo pre-run before the workout and was drenched before we even started. Not one complaint from this guy though. Put his head down and did the work which is pretty much what I have come to expect of Mr. Turkey. Dude is a bad-ass right along with Cul-de-sac who genuinely thanked YHC at the end for starting his Saturday right. Can’t help but smile at that.
Had a great time Qing this morning — best time I have had in a while. Great group of guys, great chatter, and a great AO. Only wish I could have stayed for the coffee after. Also wish I had gotten this backblast out sooner. Bad habits die hard but YHC intends to kick this recent habit of not getting the BB out the same day. Hold me to it.