Up Yours Gustafson

Up Yours Gustafson

14 Pax made the right choice and posted at South Charlotte’s finest AO for the 45 and older crowd, less mileage, but the same intensity. Here’s how it went down.

COP

  • SSH x 20
  • Merkins x 15
  • IW x 20
  • Squats x 20
  • Windmills x 20

Open up the minivan and grab our coupons we can exchange for Good Livin’ and mosey over to the parking deck. Partner up, 1 coupon for each pair. Partner 1 runs up and down the parking ramp while Partner 2 performs the called exercise with said coupon, then flapjack. Plank while waiting for the six, then mosey up the ramp the to next level repeato performing the next called exercise.

  • Flutter Kicks (coupon overhead)
  • Upright rows
  • Overhead presses

At the top of the parking deck, grab some wall for the People’s Chair with 2 rounds of Air Presses x 50.

On the way down, stay with your partner and pick a different coupon. Second verse is like the first, staying with your partner, Partner 1 runs down and back the ramp while Partner 2 performs called exercise with the coupon. Plank or Mary while waiting on the six to come in.

  • Tricep Extensions
  • Squats
  • Thrusters

Mary

Head back to the start point with our coupons for some Mary

  • LBCs x 15
  • Flutter Kicks x 15
  • Rosalita x 15
  • Hello Dolly’s x 15

Old Man Moleskin

  • Great, veteran crew today. YHC arrived at the AO to find Loogie, The Worm, and Cul De Sac already there, #Kotters to The Worm after a long absence.
  • Mr. Bean mentioned on Slack about a ruck and he wasn’t far off.
  • YHC wanted to mix it up, and while keeping the miles less than 2 miles, 1.75 according to my watch. Fewer miles = more work, and the PAX didn’t disappoint. YHC here many of the PAX groaning, and grunting while working the sandbags and rucks. Thanks to the PAX for indulging me by bringing out the toys.
  • Cul De Suc was lamenting about hurting his back after sneezing, things you don’t hear at workout with 45< PAX.
  • Thanks to Crabcake for bringing his ruck, we almost didn’t have enough coupons to go around.
  • Frehley’s Q-Jacked for a moment incorporating a kettlebell with the People’s Chair and air presses.
  • Margo was killing it today, no surprise, he was #WarBaby at a hair under 40.
  • Mr. Bean hit YHC up on Slack asking if I was bringing an FNG or other PAX who were Site FNGs as Q. YHC was not aware of this requirement and promptly texted RunStopper and High Tide who graciously posted. High Tide was looking for cookies at the end of the workout, but there weren’t any and no Nuun products, #Cobains.
  • Runstopper gave YHC some grief on the lengthy instructions at beginning of the parking deck sets, but they were clearly less complicated than a Flipper #Weinkie.
  • The SOB PAX talk about the “Fourth F” which obviously is flatulence they way Frehley’s and Kirby were ripping it up.
  • Thanks to Mr. Bean and Frehley’s Comet for the opportunity to lead and please sound off with any #MumbleChatter.

Announcements

Puttin’ in the work

Editor’s Note: Lois posting on behalf of Sensei, who is still in shock that Slim Fast used the term “parabola” at one point during this workout. 

13 men gathered in the Matthews Elementary parking lot on a random Thursday in April to get their day started right. The disclaimer was given, and we took off for the following.

Mosey to the basketball court for COP

  • SSH x 20
  • Hillbillies x 15
  • Merkins x 10
  • LSS x 20

Mosey to the baseball field for Jacob’s Ladder:

  • Run from one foul line to the other and do 10 Merkins
  • Run to the other foul line and do 10 Squats

Repeato decreasing Merkins/Squats by 1 until done

Mosey to the bleachers for:

  • Step Ups x 20 (10 each leg)
  • Dips x 15
  • Incline Merkins x 10

Repeato substituting Decline Merkins

Mosey over to the parking lot for Starfish:

  • Middle – Burpees x 5
  • 1st Corner – CDD x 10 (4 count)
  • 2nd Corner – Lunges x 20 (10 each leg)
  • 3rd Corner – LBC x 10 (4 count)
  • 4th Corner – Flutter x 10 (4 count)

That was so nice we did it twice.

We then found our way to the wall for PC

  • Arm Raises x 50 (Too fast for Swiss Miss)
  • Repeato (Slower count per Swiss Miss)
  • BTTW, hold while each PAX does 1 Decline Merkin while on the wall

I heard “That wasn’t so bad.” So we did it again.

Mosey back to launch point and we’re finished. I heard someone say 1.8 miles done.

Announcements:

  • Shepherd’s father recently passed
  • Lumberjack returning home from Everest (w/ video of a Burpee at 18k feet)
  • Booyah’s father recovering from his recent stroke

Remember these requests in your prayers please.

Moleskin:

Every week we meet, and the temps are somewhere in the 40’s. Each week we say something to the effect of “This is hopefully the last week of this.” Maybe one week it will be true. Though living in NC I think we all fear jumping from the 40’s and no humidity to 60’s and 80% humidity.

It was warm enough (relatively speaking) for a Snoopy sighting. Welcome back sir. Apparently Snoopy is like Camp Snoopy at Carowinds and only around during warmer weather.

Also great to see Simba and Swiss Miss back out. Hopefully you guys can make Peak a part of your regular schedule again.

We started out w/ Jacob’s Ladder to see how gassed I could get everyone. Tweetsie/Nomad kept saying something about coffee so they must not have been running hard enough. I’m not sure if Smokey was talking or not, he was so far out in front nobody knows.

Thanks to Nomad, Slim Fast and Tweetsie for the pre-run. 0450 every week this happens for those that want to join us.

Thanks for the takeout Smokey.

I didn’t hear a ton of chatter this morning. Please chime in with any other observations.

Substi – Who?

15 gentlemen and 2 ass clowns attended #F3Hydra this morning.  It was mentioned several times by many that they were expecting a sh*t show of a Q.  Well to their surprise, I wasn’t nearly as hungover as expected so they all had to #EAD and we were off.

The Thing

Mosey around school all the way back to the football field.

Quick warm up with SSH and IW.

Soul Crush Ladder to 11 – Jump Squats on one end, Dry Dogs on the other.  10 merkins at 50 yard line each time on the way down.  Felt a bit aggressive right out the gate but Kirk was there so I was trying to impress.

The Balloon Knot –

Station A – 10 pull ups

Station B – 20 dips

Station C – 30 LBC’s

Station D – 40 squats

Home Base – 5 burpees

Mosey across the street, past 2 cops, to the church of the Ozarks.  Partner up.  Partner A runs while Partner B does name exercise with rocks.  Did a little this and that.

Back to AO.  1 round of sprints.  Finished with a bit of stowmache and wide arm merkins.

 

Moleskine

Being the unselfish gentleman that I am, I offered to subst-Q for somebody this week.  I mean it was 46 degrees with no rain so those are conditions that allow this machine of a body to run Q successfully.  Good group of guys but none better than the 2 ass clowns, SG and Gummy.  Those guys truly care.  Yesterday about 2:30 as I was lamenting my lack of birdies on Quail (ho hum) and drowning myself in several coors lights at Zee Lodge, I got an encouraging call from SG letting me know he was HC.  Gummy, when finding out I was keeping the Lodge in business during early afternoons on quite the daily basis, texted me to make sure I knew I had the Q today.  What would I do without these guys.  #Caring.  Then they proceeded to show up and b*tch the entire time.  Pretty sure they held hands or maybe even went trunk to tail during the Soul Crusher.  It was cute.  Gloss claims he didn’t do merkins on his knees but we all know what the knee condom is for.  I can’t forget to mention Jet Fuel as well.  He too is a kind gentlemen who texted me to remind me of Q.  He also tried to HC Bounce today but to no avail.   Heard Bounce had quite the night at Swinging Richards so he wasn’t physically able to participate.  Queen, Kirk, Egypt and One Eye possibly led the pack during SC.  Couldn’t really tell from 12th position though.  Burpees were called and even completed by YHC much to Kirk’s surprise.  Last item of business pertains to Gloss because it’s just too fun – he always to tries to get all witty with his Orange Theory comments when I Q now and I find it quite hilarious.  Is it more queer that I go to OT occasionally or that your wife makes you go see a personal trainer, that is a DUDE, who works out of his garage?  You get one on one time with a dude practicing kegels and hot yoga while I just might get lucky enough to get to jog a few miles at OT next to some 30-40 something housewife of Mecklenburg County that just might be trying to smuggle jellybeans into the workout.  You make the call.  Tiattts.

 

Announcements

See Gloss Twitter feed to donate to Jennings in his battle with Leukemia.

 

Tax Season Birthday Beatdown

15 (not 14) men gathered for some fun at Anvil.  This was my first Q at this AO, which was my FNG post almost two years ago.  Lorax and Mermaid brought me then so it was awesome that they were both there today. Not sure why it took me so long to Q here, but it was great to finally be able to be the architect of the workout over this expansive property.  Speaking of Lorax, it was his birthday today (38) so I knew I had to bring it.

Did a quick disclaimer and then a slow jog so Scabby could catch up as always.

The Thang

Ran to the abyss of parking spots

COP

SSH x 15 IC

IW x 15 IC

Low-slow-squat x 15 IC

Mountain climber x 20 IC

Peter Parker x 20 IC

Moseyed over to one of the parking lot sections.  Short lunge walk from one side to the other, then 20 merkins, lunge walk back to the other side, 19 merkins, lunge walk back, 18 merkins… and so on until 1.

Headed over to the far parking lot and lined up at the end line for a massive suicide, which included 10 Carolina Dry Docks at each island, and 10 squats at the end line.

Ran to the rock pile and picked up a ¨lifting rock¨. Worked the following set:

20 curls

20 shoulder presses

20 tricep extensions

Run over to play ground

10 pull ups

10 burpees

Repeat 3 times

Circled up for Mary – 20 flutters while holding rock in air, 20 american hammers w/ rock, 20 heels to heaven, 20 dolly while holding rock in air, 20 freddie mercuries

Headed back to launch and closed us out in prayer.

Moleskin

I did not really anticipate the pain of the lunge walking to start the workout, but it set a good tone.  The PAX was strong as always and Rachel, Lorax, Purell, and Mermaid were front-runners as expected.  Tried to get a full-body bootcamp workout as beach season is not too far away.  Haze was a little uncomfortable that I stared him down for the entire COP, but I tried to avoid the rotating exercise thing this morning.  Sorry about that. Huge kudos for Lorax getting out to post.  Tax season is killing him right now, but he was a trooper to join the party even after just a few hours of sleep.  It was a great honor to lead and look forward to my next Q at Anvil.

Announcements

 

Mission Uprising at Camp Harrison on May 3-5th

Speed for Need races coming up soon

Get on Slack – contact Mermaid with questions

Pray for Jennings Palmer, Bout Time’s son, as they continue the fight against his cancer. A Day Zero service is being held on April 19th at 7:30PM at Uptown Church.

Spooky Jon vs Chester at Horsey McHorse Arse

Horsey McHorse Arse is getting a face lift (and upgrade) as Spooky John has agreed to be the site Q this year.   13 weeks of misery with tentative start date on Monday, June 4 but subject to change at Spooky Jon’s discretion.

As outgoing site Q, here is the list of top 10 goals I have given him:

  1. Top 5 finish for at least 1 BRR team that trains regularly at McHorsey
  2. No hills the one day I post
  3. No sand bags the one day I post (that was just stupid Pro)
  4. Top the list of Q’s we had last year (it was damn good except for when YHC and Prohibition Q’d)
  5. Better BB’s (last year was pretty lame even if we had real runners to Q most workouts – hard to find runners that can post good BB’s)
  6. Find someone to take the Horsey trophy away from two time champ Fishwrap
  7. No repeat of Bratwurst Q when he took us down the Greenway (only time Metro and Area 51 split up – Metro was right)
  8. Beat the record of 44 PAX (set in Year 1 of Horsey)
  9. Chase down, kill, and eat a deer during COT (raw)
  10. Convince Chester to join the PAX one morning (running – make sure everyone has a partner other than Chester)

Should be aweful

Tuesday Fun Run!

My wife has laid claim to Tuesday and Thursday mornings so Tagalong though it would be fun to stir things up at home and put me as Q for Bagpipe. With my wife’s approval I catch a ride with tag and head out to Bagpipe. Had 19 Pax attend and we get started after the disclaimer is given.

The Thang

We mossey the long way to Duckworths parking lot. Circle up and do some warm ups. SSH, imperial walker, and cherry/cotton pickers. We head down to the brick wall behind us and get in a sitting position. Stay in sitting position for 25 secs then 25 sec hold on right foot out and 25 sec hold on left foot out. Hold seat and do 50 air presses. Shake the legs out and mosey down to Lance/Synder back parking lot.

Line up abreast and do some leg exercises; high knees, karaoke both directions, butt kicks. We mossey up to the front of Lance/Synder building.  Do an exercise and run to the bridge and mosey back -3X. First exercise is burpes, then crunches, then squats. Cross the street to the grass hill. Run up the hill 7 times doing jump squats at the top and merkins at the bottom.

Mosey down to the SPX pond area. We do 2 exercises at each sitting section around the pond and run to the section right behind the section we just left. Sounds more confusing in writing, so not quite a full lap in-between  sitting sections around the pond. First exercises – 10 jump ups and 20 step ups; 2nd- 25 incline and 25 merkins; 3rd – 25 declines and 25 dips. Meet back where we started @ the SPX pond area and get on our six. Do 3 sets of Mary exercises lead by different PAX and head back to launch.

Get back to launch right @ 6:15 and meet up with the runners. Q takes it out with a prayer.

Good work out with some great guys. Not much chatter but a lot of hard work. Finished with 3.25+ miles. Thanks to Tagalong and One Niner for the support and site Q. My wife has a Thank You note in the mail.

Announcements

F3 dads camping trip – get info on camping channel

Richard Sheltra – 5K or 10K  4/28

 

Dedicated Ones!!

Wake up around 5:20 and it’s still raining outside. Been raining all night so the grass is looking good but the ground is really wet. So it’s Saturday; raining, wet, early, and spring break. Feel pretty good I am going to get out of leading this one as no one will show up. It gets closer to 6:00 and the rain dies to a little mist. I figure I better drive over just to make sure no one shows up. I get to Stonehenge and for the most part, the rain has stopped but still really wet. I see about 4 or 5 cars so I know its on thinking it will be a small group this morning. Once again, I am wrong and more cars start rolling in. We wait until 6:00 and we now have 14 dedicated PAX out on this Saturday morning. I will be honest; If I wasn’t on Q, I wouldn’t have made an appearance.  Give a disclaimer and we are on our way!

The Thang

We mossey the long way to Duckworths parking lot. Circle up and do some very precise counted warm ups. SSH, imperial walker, merkins, and squats. We head down to the brick wall behind us and get in a sitting position. Stay in sitting position for 25 secs. A lot of chatter on the count so we count silently for the rest of the wall exercises. 25 sec hold on right foot out and 25 sec hold on left foot out. Hold seat and do 50 air presses. Shake the legs out and mosey back to the parking deck.

Relived to find some dry ground, We do some leg work; high knees, butt kicks, shuffle both directions, lunges, and broad jumps.  We run up the parking lot ramp and do 5 burpes at each level. We run down the ramp and do 10 merkins at each level. We stop near the stairs and partner up.

One Partner runs up the stairs and back down while the other does exercises on ground level. Switch with partner when you get to ground level. We do a total count with partner of 100 merkins, 200 crunches, and 300 squats.

Mosey down to the SPX pond. We do 2 exercises at each sitting section around the pond and run to the section right before the section we just left. Sounds more confusing in writing, so not quite a full lap in-between  sitting sections around the pond. First exercises – 10 jump ups and 20 step ups; 2nd- 25 incline and 25 squats; 3rd – 25 declines and 25 merkins. Meet at the section of the SPX pond we started and do 25 dips and 25 squats, Do a full lap around the pond. Do some so leg stretches and back to launch for a couple minutes of mary.  Different Pax call out the exercise and we end up doing 2 sets of american hammer (wet ground).  DONE AT LAST! Finish up with 3.75+ miles. Q takes it out with prayer.

Great group of guys and appreciate the support on a rainy day. Thanks to Nard-Dog and Wild turkey for the site Q!

Announcements 

Richard Sheltra – 5K or 10K  4/28

Back to Bootcamp

17 Hump-day Holligans got after it this morning in the fantastic temps. #summeriscoming

Disclaimer given.

Mosey to Wendy’s

20 Side-straddle Hops In Cadence (IC)
20 Mountain Climbers IC
20 Front Lunge IC

Maul Mile

Run Mile, Whatever you got. Circle back for the six. Lot of great effort out there.

 

Mosey to Uwharrie

Grab a tree waiting for the light
At bottom of deck 3 Reps of
10 Burpees
10 Mountain Climbers
10 Squats

Mosey to Rock Pile

Grab a lifting/non-running rock.
20 Curls
20 Overhead Press
20 Tricep Curls (Extensions)
2 Sets. #crowdpleaser #wantedthree #rockdroppers

To the Fountains

10 sets of 10 Dips
5 sets of 20 Dips
100 Dips

Back to Cars for Mary

20 LBC IC
20 Dolly IC
10 Merkins
20 Fluttah
10 Merkins
20 Rosalita

Thine

A pre-run may have happened. 5k Style
May not have gotten out of bed if it wasn’t for the Q-Thang. Glad i did.
Not a lot of talk
Mic Check wanted the lead this morning. Thankful for his form presentation and subtle PAX ’10 merkin’ reminders.
Spring weather has YHC sleeping arrangements jacked. AC on at night, heat on in morning. can’t be good for the system.

Announcements

Richard Sheltra Race coming up. See Pvt Benjamin for more details
Savage Race May 19
F3 Dads Camp out 4/20-4/21. See #camping channel on slack.
Date-night coming up on 4/28 – Dinner and Curling

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

14 PAX, including 2 FNGs (Welcome Huckleberry and Harry Carey!) turned out on a beautiful Union County morning to see what YHC had in store for a Watchtower post. Would MTM carry over to Tuesday? Would Frack bring another FNG?

Much to everyone’s surprise, Touchless Tuesday was in full effect. Pleanty of partner work, but no partner carries, no partner pushes, not even some hand-slap merkins. Without the MTM go-to options, what would a Damascus Q entail? The answer? A workout inspired (some would say stolen) from Goodfella’s Easter beat down.

Pre-warm-up mosey to opposite side of school (aka the rock pile) where a quick but eloquent disclaimer was provided for our FNGs.

 

The Warm-up

  • SSH x 30 (IC)
  • Merkins x 20 (IC)
  • Moroccan Night Club x 20 (IC) – YHC almost lost Frack at this point, but the proximity to the rock pile had him curious enough to stick around and see where this thing was going…

 

The Thang

  • Station 1 (P1 = Run to far speed bump, 5 burpees, and back / P2 = Exercises)
    • Pick a lifting rock
    • 200 total curls
    • 200 total shoulder presses
    • 200 total triceps extensions
    • 200 total rows
  • Mosey to bridge
  • Station 2 (P1 = Run to the school, 5 burpees, and back / P2 = Exercises)
    • 200 total supines
  • Mosey to wall
  • Station 3 (P1 = Run back to bridge, 5 burpees, and back / P2 = Exercises)
    • 200 total dips
  • Mosey back to parking lot w/ stops along the way
    • Walkway before bridge = 5 burpees
    • Far side of bridge = 5 burpees
    • Parking lot = 5 burpees
  • 4 min of Mary
  • Done!

 

Announcements

 

Mumblechatter

  • Welcome to our 2 new FNGs Huckleberry (due to his son being named Wyatt), and Harry Carey (due to his love of the Cubs – note – we almost named him Cardinal, but there was an audible called just prior to the COT)
  • Frack’s new streak of no FNGs continues to grow as big as his love for yoga-inspired warm-ups and COT
  • We found that Deflated cannot be heard during Mary
  • Thank you to Posse for roping me into a rare Tuesday Q

Back in the Game

14 men arrived by 0530 for the designated start time.  Hops pulled in just in time for a few to sign waivers, so disclaimer was given next to his truck while the back office work was done.  2 men, Chelms and Shoe, arrived well into the workout, but found us nonetheless.  Glad they did.  16 total.

Thang

Mosey down to lower parking lot toward Raintree Lane.  Circle up.

COP

All in cadence.  SSH x 10/IW x 10/ Mountain Climber x 10/Merkin x 15/Low Slow Squat x 10/CDD x 10/

5 Burpees OYO

Mosey out of campus onto Raintree.  Stop at bottom of hill off Providence at the big tree at bend in sidewalk.

Triple Nickel

Run up to Providence.  5 Hand-Release Burpees.  Back Down.  5 Heels to Heaven.  5 Repetitions.

Mosey across Raintree back onto campus.  Continue mosey through campus into one of the lots above Swim MAC.

Mary

Legs up between sets.  All in cadence.  High Flutter x 10/Rosalita x 10/Heels to Heaven x 10/Protractor

Wide Arm Merkin x 10 in cadence

Mosey over to Swim MAC lot.  2 staircases.  Stop at south staircase.

Triple Nickel

Run up stairs.  5 Burpees or 5 Pull ups.  Mosey down north staircase.  5 Double-Merkin Burpees.  5 Repetitions.

Plank-o-rama upon completion

Mosey over to bridge on walkway to football field.

People’s Chair

Right Leg High/LLH-10 count.  Drop down another 3 inches.  Hold.  20 Low Slow Squats OYO.

Mosey up past football field and through campus back to launch lot.

Mary

Same as last Mary, legs up, in cadence.  LBC x 10/Freddie Mercury x 10/Flutter x 50

COT

Moleskin

Was DR for Spring Break with the family last week.  Last F3 post was 03/28/2018.  11 days off F3.  Last Q was 02/02/2018.  Longest time between Q’s since my VQ 08/24/2013 and my second Q 10/01/2013.  Good to be back out and even better to lead a workout.

Doc was out front on the long sets.  Busch right behind him.  Chelms was near the front on the 2nd Tripel Nickel, but, not surprisingly, he left early.  Not to mention, he and Shoe missed all of COP and 4 reps of the first Triple Nickel.  Again, glad they made it.  Site FNG’s.  Margo another site FNG.  High Tide and Puddin Pop may have been as well.

Speaking of Puddin Pop, he took a straight up tumble on the mosey back to launch lot.  It was loud and worrisome, but he is a tough man and got up immediately to complete the workout.  He skinned a knee pretty good, but only a superficial injury.  Glad for that.  Thanks for coming out to check out the workout.  Always good to have new guys post.  Schmedium and HIPAA posting HN regularly.  Nice, keep it up.  Shoe, Wild Turkey, and Geraldo pushing hard on all work today.  Aside from the hard work he put in, Hops also got the back office stuff done as well.  Thanks for that.  #waivers

Bananas and Busch, both now regulars, throw down some serious #mumblechatter.  Good to see the fellowship and enjoyment the guys get by being out there and getting work done with the group.

2.5 miles, 50 Burpees, hills, stairs, mary, etc

Thanks for the opportunity to lead at Hawks Nest.  Thoroughly enjoyed it.  Good work out there men.

YHC took us out.

Announcements

Please keep the Palmer family in your thoughts and prayers.  Bout Time’s son, Jennings, will receive a transplant of bone marrow cells from his sister, Caroline, this month.  Song, Scripture, and Prayer 04/19/2018 at 7:30 at RTS Charlotte Chapel, 2101 Carmel Road.  Join if you can.  #allinforjennings