the workout that didn’t happen

the workout that didn’t happen

Date: 2024-12-31 AO: skunk-works Q: Mountain Momma PAX: Mountain Momma FNGs: None COUNT: 0 No workout on NYE

MAD

Date: 2025-01-07 AO: skunk-works Q: Mountain Momma PAX: Header FNGs: None COUNT: 2
WARMUP: 3 minutes of SSH, high knees, butt kickers, merkins, mountain climbers, and LBCs on 10 second repeats THE THANG: lots of legs MARY: skipped it and ended the workout early ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: God is a mighty and redeeming God!

Where was Purple Haze?

Date: 2025-01-07 AO: fast-twitch Q: ductwork PAX: Benny, Alf, Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), ductwork FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Mosey to the bottom of Providence Road to the intersection with High Ridge and Greyson Ridge.
THE THANG: YHC thinks this was a purple_haze original “Greyson Grinder” Run to the end of Greyson Ridge, 10 squats, then run up the big hill on Providence, take a right onto Greyson Heights and run to the end, 10 squats. Rinse and repeat. Final push back to the top of Providence Rd, then back to launch. 6-7 miles and strong work by all during a turrible morning of hills!
MARY: No time for that
ANNOUNCEMENTS: It was cold
COT: YHC

Falconcrest

Date: 2025-01-07 AO: _area-51 Q: jet_fuel PAX: marge, puddin_pop, Slingshot, Ziploc, Emoji, Erin Brokavich, Grits, jet_fuel, none FNGs: 1 none COUNT: 8
WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

On behalf of Snuka

Date: 2025-01-06 AO: base-camp Q: Snuka PAX: Runstopper, Hawkeye, O’Tannenbaum, Snuka, Mr. Magoo, thunder_road FNGs: None COUNT: 6
WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

door to door no sales

Date: 2025-01-06 AO: firestarter Q: wingman PAX: Roulette, Starch, kirby, Franky, madison, das_boot, Point Break, wingman FNGs: None COUNT: 8 All of us got duped by the ‘rain starting at 7a’ forecast. We stayed pretty dang dry and left better for it! WARMUP: wingman special: SSH, IW, Windmill, Potato Pickers THE THANG: Mosey to the southern tide (whatever its called) and do an exercise at each storefront in a dry spot. increase by 5 at each store. – 5 burpees – 10 squats – 15 knee up jumps – 20 LBC – 25 wall-squat air-presses – 30 Lunges Repeat back down the store fronts Plank and wait on Franky to join in. :eyes: Do it again, this time starting with the lunges
Mosey to the block pile, grab a partner. A: run, B: do called excercises, flipflop until complete – 50 curls – 50 presses – 50 tricep extensions round 2 – 50 rows – 50 squats
backward run to stop sign side shuffle both directions karaoke
Partner Work, 3 rounds – run a loop – do supine or finger-tip pullups
Mosey to Launch – 20 roll-over crunch (SUCK Award winner) – 15 dolly – 8 reverse crunches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1 FNG per PAX in ’25 COT: Prayers for 2 of kirby aunts Situational awareness for the school busses and kids wishing all the kids college or otherwise a great new semester Keep my dad and uncle safe on a car journey back to Cali.

Rainy Hubby

Date: 2025-01-06 AO: chubby-hubby Q: Orange Whip PAX: turkey_leg, Orange Whip FNGs: None COUNT: 2 Turkey Leg and YHC fed off Joker’s enthusiasm to run and posted in the rain. 5 miles out and back. Conversational pace.

Swing Right In ‘25

Date: 2025-01-06 AO: swole Q: flipper PAX: Unplugged, The Worm, MARTA, wildturkey, ickey_shuffle, flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Nothing pithy or smart, just a slackblast
WARMUP: SSH, IW, ST, Arm Circles, Pryin Squar THE THANG:
Swings to clean and press Swings to goblet squat Swings to Merkins 250 swings done
With the extra time we did a swing, clean, press, squat complex 3 times through
MARY: boat canoe, flute bridge, elbow plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: nada
COT: YHC took us out, prayers for TheWorm as he starts chemo/radiation this week

First footy of the year

Date: 2025-01-05 AO: soccer Q: Orange Whip PAX: Joshua M Belony, jrr_tolkien, Orange Whip, Christmas, f3-simba, Phil Britto, BobbyFischer, National Treasure, Kellen Dargle, Jose Varela, Mile High, Aiden, Tormund,, Danny FNGs: 1 Danny COUNT: 14
WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

Meet The New Managemanr

Date: 2025-01-04 AO: _sob Q: Cheese Curd PAX: wildturkey, Cooter2, lex_luthor, Rehab, ToeJam, Bombay FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Going Heavy
WARMUP: well since the entire crew either preran or prerucked, not much of a warm up was needed. So grab a sandbag that you are comfortable with. But first IW, SSH, runner stretch- merkin, michael Phelps, and slow potato pickers.
THE THANG: Sandbag 2 rounds 15 then 10
1) 15/ 10 Cleans 15/10 Tricep 15/10 Big Boy Sit ups with SB – Shoulder carry 1 lap
2) 15/10 Over head press 15/10 reverse lunges per side 15/10 slick burpees with jump over – Shoulder carry 1 lap 3) 15/10 Bent over rows 15/10 Shoulder to shoulder press 15/10 Deadlifts – Shoulder carry 1 lap 4) 15/10 curls 15/ 10 back Squats 15/10 Standing push press – Shoulder carry 1 lap 5) 15/10 Thrusters 15/10 Dead overs 15/10 overhead burpees
Run 1 larger loop and repeat
MARY: oh, we got Mary!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: nothing COT: thanks Lex for the take out and years of service.
Promise was made for gear, but lack of preparation, we just used sandbags and a recycled winkie… looked a lot like a SACS q. I will do better next month! But I also expect the Pax to show up. This crew crushed a pre workout and then another 60 mins. Let’s grow these numbers. It’s cold but not that cold.
Everyone put up with my lackluster Q. Mistakes were made, music was questionable, many ate the dust from Lex’s oversized sandbag. I sure did!