Prayer Breakfasts Rule Everything Around Me

Prayer Breakfasts Rule Everything Around Me

Date: 2025-08-16 AO: olympus Q: Krzyzewski PAX: voodoo, MARTA, ickey_shuffle FNGs: None COUNT: 4 YHC will keep the intro brief as he’s gotta a rant down below regarding some of our delightful interactions this AM. Outside of that, the beatdown was spectacular. Not only that, but it was spectacular even. Oh, sorry to be so repetitive, but that’s what nearly 40 minutes of doing the same sort of thing will do to a man. Gripes aside, great to see Voodoo, MARTA, and Ickey. Solid mumblechatter centering around football, back to school, Voodoo’s ‘funemployment’, and why Baton Rouge isn’t a top place for birthing a child. T-claps to Ickey for guessing possibly the dumbest music playlist theme we’ve had yet. And with that, let’s get into the recap… WARMUP: Swings (10x), prying squats, hi-pulls (5x e/s), synovial circles, one-handed swings (5x e/s), slingshots (7x e/w) THE THANG: 1) Modified Armor Building Complex EMOM (20 min.) – Double Clean (2x) – Double Front Squat (3x) 2) Barrage of Double Presses (half dozen sets) – Double presses (2x) – Double presses (3x) – Double presses (5x) 3) Non-Press, Non-Squat, Non-Snatch Complex w/ Single Bell (4 sets) – Deadlift -> upright row (5x) – Lawnmower rows (5x e/s) – Merkins (10x) MARY: …just enough time for a round of static holds one time through on each side ANNOUNCEMENTS: – :drop_of_blood: Next Blood Drive (10/3) (MARTA is bombard us all with details in due course) – :pray: Prayers for The Worm and his family – :church: Character is a funny thing. Maybe you have the best intentions in the world, but the moment the slightest bit of friction hits, you can come across as pleasantly as a wet fart. Reflecting on this morning, YHC was struck by the varied reactions of the various passersby. Presumably these fine gentlemen were on their way to some sort of prayer breakfast at the church. Most either kept to themselves or humored the pax as they passed by and witnessed our strange hobby. However, a couple left a bit to be desired. One guy decided to drive THROUGH the circle, desperate to get a coveted parking spot, and nearly clipped MARTA, who didn’t miss a beat and kept exquisite lawnmower row form, YHC might add. Another fine gentleman, who came MUCH later than nearly all the others, had some choice words about how we should move, we were blocking cars, etc…except there was literally an entire HALF parking lot empty behind him. The heated exchange came as he was walking to a PRAYER BREAKFAST. Now, it’s easy to step back and dunk on this jabroni for being blissfully unaware of context. BUT, how many times do we do pretty much the same thing? Shoot, even www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/darwins-subterranean-world/201703/my-favorite-psychology-study walking through campus to preach a sermon on the Good Samaritan largely didn’t help people in need. To be clear, intentions can and do matter. However, good intentions without action aren’t good for much of anything other than paving roads to fiery places. So yeah this guy was a bonehead this morning, but this was a great, and stark, reminder to YHC that if we’re aiming to be HIMs in the community, words need to lead to action. Being a light means more than letting your candle flicker, you’ve gotta light some fires. COT: OT took out the collective crews in the COT

Sprints and such

Date: 2025-08-16 AO: mountain-goat Q: slim_fast PAX: wildturkey, gullah, retread, fleetwood, Spammer, Pele FNGs: None COUNT: 7 A whole lotta sprints ’round the track

Jazz hands and the duck lady

Date: 2025-08-16 AO: _sob Q: kirby PAX: Franky, C3P0, das_boot FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: mosey down rae THE THANG: Running in traffic no one died. The duck lady almost ran us over. Das Boot saved us. She felt guilty and we Flag carrier it back. MARY: lots but poorly. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Just for kicks COT: pray for the kids going back to school

Kevlar (RIP) Homage

Date: 2025-08-14 AO: sparta Q: geraldo PAX: Orange Whip, hoover, Dreamweaver, Gazette , Dream Weaver FNGs: 1 Dream Weaver COUNT: 6 WARMUP: None THE THANG: Mosey over to the Stumptown Park stage for: – SSH x 20 – Imperial Walkers x 20 – Windmills x 10
Next we yogged over to the old Kevlar AO at Covenant Day. 3 laps around the church stopping at every other light post for called exercise.
We then proceeded to the oddly shaped track for speed work the faster contingent. – 400s with 200 rest x 2 – 200s with 200 rest x2
We headed back to launch, stopping at a defunct bank for 15 merkins. The end.
Moleskin: – Everyone is tired of the rain. – Gazette is fast. – Welcome Dreamweaver – 4 miles & hands touched the ground. Promises made, promises kept.
MARY: None ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: TAP for hoover

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Date: 2025-08-15 AO: scars Q: Roulette PAX: Blanks, F3 Elsa FNGs: None COUNT: 3 3+ miles, Blanks & F3 Elsa getting to know each other, privileged to share the morning with you gents

Pancakes & Nipples

Date: 2025-08-15 AO: ufo-ultimatefriz Q: Spyglass PAX: MARTA, Broken Arrow, Chandelier, Mr Brady, Pfeffer, Shank, Situation, Spikeball, Spyglass, Yeti FNGs: None COUNT: 20 WARMUP: Yellow had a stacked lineup on paper. Red’s banter before was acknowledging the need to bring the A game, and indeed it was brought.
THE THANG: Tebow sparked his guys, with an early DIME to Shank for a score. College Football is back and this may be a sign our Fl Gators may be in for something special this year @chubbs. We also learned Pfeffer is a big handler guy these days. He’s seeing the field and running the offense like the seasoned vet he is. Speaking of seeing the field, Bullystick refused to be rushed as he calculated where to send the disc. Yellows only true shining moment came from Marta, who owned me (Spy) on a deep ball. Way to much confidence came exuding out of a guy who’s team was getting manhandled. His extra burst of speed was channeled from when I asked (1 minutes earlier), as concerned friends do, about his nipples chaffing with no undershirt on. He assumed it was a fat joke. Not sure if I fully understand what does or doesn’t qualify as a gaslight, but I definitely felt attacked. I digress….Smothered is a Friday guy now and it warms my heart. Broken Arrow and Mr. Brady had a great 1 v 1 battle in the endzone, with Broken Arrow getting the best of him and knocking it away. Overall, a dominant effort by Red this morning.
COT: Breakfast @ Stacks. Next week starting at 5 am sharp due to field constraints. Prayers for Covenant Day principles husband who has cancer.

59 is Young!

Date: 2025-08-15 AO: centurion Q: Emoji PAX: snowflake, Snuka, Hawkeye FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Met three 60+ year-olds at Amélie’s French Bakery, but we didn’t eat anything.
COP -Warm up 60 seconds of hell Circle up, Set Timer: First PAX calls out exercise, repeat exercise for 60 seconds Second PAX calls out exercise, repeat for 60 seconds, third, fourth.
The Thang Pulled from Point Break’s library of activities:
Mosey from Amilie’s to Parking Garage Multi-Ramps Run up ramp – Exercise at each level Level 1- 20 Drydocks (run backwards up to next level) Level 2- 20 Arm Raises against wall Level 3- 20 Jump Squats (run backwards up to next level) Level 4- 20 LBCs Level 5- 20 Merkins (run backwards up to next level) Level 6- 20 SSH Down stairwell to starting line, repeat cycle x 2
Mini Beast Not 6x6x6, but 2x6x6 Bottom of garage stairwell – 6 LBCs Up stairs to top – 6 big boy sit ups Across to top of middle stairs – 6 big boy crunches Down stairs to bottom – 6 superman’s Across to bottom of far stairs – 6 JLOs each side = 12 Up stairs to top – – 6 JLOs each side = 12
Mosey back to Amilie’s lot – stop for 20 calf raises, 20 incline merkins – continue. Last 90 seconds – static leg raises 30 degrees, 45 degrees, 3 degrees.
COT: Snowflake took us out The back parking garage stairwell was coated in black swampy growth. Maybe mold. To avoid any allergies- altered the Mini Beast to only the first two stairwells Mumble chatter included the worst first dates, 80+ year old F3 champions, etc…

Venus & Jupiter

Date: 2025-08-15 AO: joust Q: O’Tannenbaum PAX: deep_dish, Header, marge, spackles, Focker, Hops, @bananas , Scott Ray ‘Goads’ 🤔 FNGs: 1 Scott Ray ‘Goads’ 🤔 COUNT: 9 WARMUP: mosey and merkins THE THANG: track, Lacross field, about 2 miles with merkins, squats, dips, MARY: throughout ANNOUNCEMENTS: not that I recall COT: welcome fng goads, prayers

Parking Decks Are Having a Renaissance

Date: 2025-08-14 AO: bagpipe Q: war_eagle PAX: kirby, Emoji FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: Bottom floor of the Btyne Village parking deck for warmup. THE THANG: – Paula Abdul up the deck. Up 2 flights of stairs for an exercise. Run down 1 flight. Repeato all the way to top, 8th floor. – Run down deck stopping at each floor with Pax called exercises. – Thanks Kirby for making us enjoy the view from the upper levels. Got to take the opportunity for non-rainy views when you can. MARY: Throughout. ANNOUNCEMENTS: – 5k CSAUP on 10/4. COT:

Water Works

Date: 2025-08-14 AO: the-phoenix Q: Hippie PAX: taggart, Roulette, wildturkey FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: potato pickers. Mtn climber, mercan THE THANG: Raining cats and dogs and we could have retreated to the pavilion but we chose not to. Super Sets of 2 exercises and a jog out.
1: step ups (x10), hip slappers (x10), jog to the lot. Repeat 3x.
2: Mercans (x10), heels to heaven (x10), jog to the lot. Repeat 3x
3. Bear crawls, back pedal, jog to the start line.
It’s still pouring rain…
4. Wall sit arm raises (x40), squats x20, progressive run (sign, other sign, light pole)
Misc Sets: Mercans, Mtn climbers, dips, one legged burpees MARY: flutters, box cutters, Rosalitas ANNOUNCEMENTS: backyard Ultra – 1st weekend in Oct COT: