F3-Swift launched at 0515 on Tuesday morning into the surprisingly fresh and cool feeling dark morning. Some PAX got in some extra work at 0458 (Bunker with his pre-warmup routine) and others started right at 0500 with some easy running.
The PreBlast:
@F3Sob #F3Swift #PreBlast https://t.co/HCvC4LGvQn
— Bratwurst (@bratwurst_f3) August 22, 2016
The PreBlast Questions:
https://twitter.com/TigerRagF3/status/767911547540738048
The THANG:
21 PAX ran up and down a painful flat-top pyramid at #F3Swift. #sobCounts pic.twitter.com/we4rqQNEzJ
— Bratwurst (@bratwurst_f3) August 23, 2016
The Moleskin:
SYITG,
Bratwurst
A nefarious pre-blast implying we would run a lot at Anvil worked in motivating our former Area 51 Nantan out. He was all geeked up ready to put on a head lamp and run some hills but alas it was not in the cards #readallthewaytobottomnexttime. Pretty sure the disclaimer protects me from claims of false advertising in addition to physical harm.
Fourteen strong gathered at the largest Church between Matthews and Pineville (as far as I know) for some mid week cardio work with some running. Udder was the entertainment for the morning with an interesting workout outfit – wife didn’t see him leave the house apparently and the sale at Wal Mart must have been 90% off.
The Thang:
Jog to far side of parking lot for COP with IW’s, Merkins, Diamonds (CDD for YHC per TR), Squats, Peter Parker all in cadence and wrap up COP with 10 turkish getups.
Jog to playground for circuit work – 25 pull ups, 50 merkins, and 75 squats in whatever order you choose.
Mosey over to parking lot for the oldie but goodie four corners. Sprint to each corner (extended for Lobsta and TR #overachievers) and perform 10 of called exercise.
A few minutes of mary for active recovery with Q fail to entertain the PAX (do as I do and not as I say)
Mosey over to rock pile and partner up with team grabbing one lifting rock. Partner suicides with called exercise. Partner 1 sprints to light pole while partner 2 does curls and then flap jack. Partner 1 sprints to tree in lot while Partner 2 does push presses and then flap jack. Partner 1 runs to far light pole while partner 2 does lateral extensions and then flap jack. Rinse and repeat except only sprint to first light all three rounds.
Drop off rock and jog around lot back to starting point. Finish with knee ups until time expires.
Naked moleskin:
Tiger Rag ragged me all morning about no BRR training per the pre-blast but he failed to read the bottom where I called an audible in the pre-blast. I hate running and two long running workouts a week is enough (actually one probably does the trick when it’s called Horsey).
Udder wore more colors this am than a circus clown. Probably should have him meet Chester over at Horsey as they might become friends.
Drago and Rappers delight are young men that are consistently getting after it early. Great to seem some guys under 20 out in the early am.
Iron Horse and Hops looked no worse for the wear from the recent honeymoon (I mean trip to Wisconsin). Does cheese help you stay fit?
Ickey is like Usain Bolt, Fastest 50M sprinter in the group but probably has never run more than 1 mile at a time. He said the Spartan Super took like 27 1/2 hours.
Lobster tried to Q jack and add some distance to the four corners. TR was the only one to take the bait but I didn’t feel bad since he wanted to run.
Announcements – Convergence at Anvil on 9/14 and F3 Golf tournament next April 7. Its not to early to start hitting range balls based on what I saw a few weeks ago.
Praise God in all you do and seek out his wisdom.
Most were suprised this morning when stepped out and realized they weren’t sweating walking from their front door to the car. Always some good mumble chatter, mostly about how happy we’re not running with Brat.
Warm-up:
Mosey to the parking deck and completing the following befor arriving.
Made it to the parking deck and followed up with a couple more warm-ups.
The Thang:
Grab a date to the party (partner up). Between you and your partner complete the alloted amount of reps for each excercise. Each level was a separate excercise. While partner one was performing the assigned excercise, partner two was running down to the next level down and back up again. Flap jack until all reps were completed.
Excercise as followed:
Once everyone was at the top, we only had about 10 minutes left. That gave us enough time to go down each level and perform 10 resistance merkins with your partner.
Mosey to COT
Moleskin:
All 35 who posted seemed to enjoy the cool weather accompanied by the aweful workout (Mainly talking about Brat’s). It couldn’t have been too bad since we did have 2 FNGs tag along for the ride and didn’t curse me out (at least to my face).
Anoucements I heard the following:
Think that’s about it… always an honor to lead!
Bounty Hunter over and out!
23 men showed up for the 4Mile 4Way hill blaster.
We ran to the 4Mile 4Way stop. From there, pick your poison until 0600.
1 – Raintree Lane from 4 way stop to Providence Rd and back.
2 – Four Mile Creek from 4 way stop to 3 way stop blinking light and back.
3 – Raintree Lane from 4 way stop to gravel lot at clubhouse and back.
4 – Four Mile Creek from 4 way stop to stop sign at townhomes and back.
Run back to base at 0600.
The Pax were all business today. Just doing work on the hills, finalizing the BRR prep. TR didn’t show because he knew the blinking light hill was looming.
Announcement: Area51 turns 5. Convergence at Anvil on 9/14. 0515 start.
16 men gathered in the shadows. Most were excited, some were confused, others were just downright giddy with excitement, I mean after all I was on Q..ha
The ‘business’
stuff:
labor day convergence – check site for metro and area 51
Instead of #Rocknation it really should be #thatworkoutsucked
20 of south Charlotte’s best took on Skunkworks this am.
Warm-up
– SSH
– Imperial Walkers
– 10 burpees
– 25 two-handed swings
– 15 burpees
– KB figure eight
– 10 burpees
– KB halo
Catch me if you can
– Mosey to back road, partner up with like size KB
– Partner 1: farmer carry, partner 2: 10 merkins and chase, switch
– Finish at bottom of parking lot around church
KB Suicides Set
– Run to first curb and back, 5 snatches
– Run to second curb and back, 10 cleans
– Run to road and back, 15 squats
– Repeat using opposite arm
– Plankorama
Partner Hill Work
– Find partner again for combined set
– 200 swings, 5 burpees at top of hill
– 100 triceps, 10 merkins at top of hill
– 25 snatches, 10 jumping lunges at top of hill
Catch me if you can back to parking lot
Good group out there this morning, always an honor to lead. Morning temp was finally under 70 degrees, but it’s probably not going to last. Brought back some moves we have not had in a while – catch me if you can around newly remodeled church and school, burpees and more burpees (crowd pleaser). Great to see new faces, should be a big group in a couple of weeks once the Fast Twitchers make their way back.
Announcements
– convergence on Wed. Sept. 10 for 5 year south charlotte anniversary, 5:15-6:15 at Calvary
– prayers for Destiny
– Young Life Mud Run on Sept. 17 at Whitewater Center, family friendly event
— Harley
Special guest appearance and gear expo.
Massages post workout
Top advice on gait
Not really but trying to drive traffic. YHC has Q tomorrow and with goal of jacking up heart rate and getting in a few miles. Only have 45 minutes
A dozen for this week’s edition of SOFAWIB. Bel Air was on a mission, and I was game to support. Here’s what we did –
THE PLAN: 3-Mile Murph
Run the HT Mile 3 times
100 pullups, 200 Merkins, 300 Squats
NMM: Before we even get started, High Tide runs into the lot with the WV on. So yep, he’s officially leveled up to SuperSaiyan.
Conversely, BelAir aka Bro Zaire, was unsatisfied with his Ortho10k time, blamed it on too much MAF, and tried to take it out on Kirk by knocking him off the “kissing your sister” section of the OfficialSOFAWIBHTMileStravaSegmentLeaderboard. Come on fam, it doesn’t matter if he ran all over Mt. Charlotte the day before; Kirk has two running speeds, 1) Ludicrous and 2) Broken. Long story short, everyone is still bitter and Brushback was popping Korbel at 6:16. And just wait until I plant gps tags on Swiper (Dailek) and IronMike (spawn of FloJo and the Brawny lumberjack), post the results on MapMyRun, and ruin everyone’s day.
Confession – I saw Thunder Road run past the usual turnaround at HT and didn’t yell for him to turn back. Call it rookie hazing.
No one likes my taste in music. Ingrates.
After being dogged by just about everyone for my enjoyment of Garden&Gun (the Martha Stewart Living for southern transplants), including ThunderRoad and DeepDish who I’ve worked out with maybe once, HighTide sniped me with “Never heard of it. I know about Field & Stream though.” Brutal. I still love all of you and this is why everyone except Hammer posts to FastTwitch now.
BRR season is stupid. Running all the time is stupid. Pull-ups are awesome. FastTwitch is terrible. SOFAWIB is awesome. Everyone who posted this morning is awesome. Caddy is awesome for posting after a very public HC on F3Twitter. BelAir is awesome for Q’ing.
Announcements: Caddy is collecting clothing for the folks in Baton Rouge. Hollar at him or me or TalkBox to collect.
Prayers for OneEye after his recent skin procedure.
Church On The Street is the first weekend of September. Check the South Charlotte nation page for signups.
Why haven’t you Q’d at SOFAWIB yet? Yes, you. Shout at Kirk and Swiper to get on the calendar.
Many thanks to Swiper for the STRONG takeout, and to him and Kirk for the keys to the place.
Thank you for making SOFAWIB your choice for weekly periodical and music criticism.
Bel Air and YHC split Q duties at SOFAWIB tomorrow – he does the metaphorical and literal heavy lifting, and I write stuff and talk sh!t. We are each following our #D2X.
The Plan – we’re running The Murph with the HT Mile.
It’s “Fresh” because Bel Air is the Q. Get it? [crickets]
Anyway. Bel Air is talking all kinds of junk about taking down Kirk on the HT Mile Strava leaderboard*
Will Kirk be able to recover from HorseyMcHorseAss in time to beat the competition?
Will all that MAFing result in more bad mile times?
Will we have more backblast comments than attendees again?
Will the horrible truth that Sundancer attended Fast Twitch last week be revealed?
Join us tomorrow and find out. Olde Providence Elementary. Rally at 0528 for instructions from Bro Zaire. We start sprinting at 0530.
*Even though we all can see Brushback still has the SOFAWIB record, thanks to his portable hawking spacetime transporter. Miss you, Brushback.

Swift will launch at 0515 from the Vine Restaurant in Ballantyne on Tuesday. Come at 0500 for some extra warm-up.
The THANG: