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Troop Olympus earns their juggling badges

DATE: 2023-03-25 AO: Olympus Q: Pelosi PAX: Krzyzewski, The Worm, flipper, voodoo, high_tide, mighty_mite, ickey_shuffle FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: Flailing and squatting THE THANG: General spreadsheet pain. Slow start with clean and press every 30 seconds, grind out 16 EMOM of clean, squat, press x2 both sides then 12 minutes of pushups and double clean and press. Then we were off the clock. Next up, kneeling wood chopper then for the badges we took the bells to the grass for foward and backward juggling. Merriment ensued as dropping a bell on the grass is for some reason very satisfying. Out of the blue @IckeShuffle starts doing double flips! WTH? Who tries and perfects double rotation kettlebell juggling? Very impressive. Johnny Cash made a surprise and welcome visit along with the required by the by-laws Husker Du song. Overall a worthy workout with good attitudes. Have a great weekend gentlemen! MARY: We don’t do Mary ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: Lord’s prayer after a brief shower then again with the Rock

Meat & potatoes

DATE: 2023-03-15 AO: Anvil Q: spackles PAX: Point Break, Floor Slapper, Erin Brokavich, thunder_road FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Meat & Potatoes…

Dodged the Rain

DATE: 2023-03-22 AO: Anvil Q: thunder_road PAX: lorax, Mr. Magoo, Point Break FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Just the data entry…

5 for the KB Pentathlon

DATE: 2023-03-24 AO: Swole Q: voodoo PAX: mighty_mite, ickey_shuffle, The Worm, MARTA, voodoo FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: SSH, Swings, Windmills, Swings, Arm Circles, Swings THE THANG: Day 1 of Week 4 of the KBOMG2 workout program
Kneeling windmill – 3 sets of 5 per side
Double kettlebell pentathlon (4:00 work/AMRAP, 3:00 rest): Set 1 – Double Clean Set 2 – Double Clean to Strict Press Set 3 – Double Jerks Set 4 – Double Snatch Set 5 – Double Push Press
MARY: Mary until out of time (~1:00)
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Red Cross is after MARTA to schedule another blood drive in June, so keep an eye out.
MOLESKINE:
This workout program definitely seems to have more of a kettlebell sport feel to it than previous programs. The pentathlon is a good example of that. 4:00 is long enough that you have to take breaks, even with small bells. Since Mighty Mite doesn’t have small bells, he was stuck with 20s, which must have been miserable based on how bad the 16s were for me. Strong work by everyone to keep pushing on each set.
COT: YHC took us out

Morning Wood

DATE: 2023-03-24 AO: Mountain-Goat Q: retread PAX: geraldo, gullah, jello, kilowatt, Mayflower, slim_fast, Spammer, wildturkey FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: Down to the end of Strawberry Lane, then to the track for stretching. THE THANG: A true crowd pleaser, The Wood Chipper: one lap around the track, take a trip to the end of Woodfox, repeat. This one never seems to get easier. COT: Thanks to Slim Fast for the thoughtful prayers.

13 and 3s

DATE: 2023-03-23 AO: Nightmare-On-Elm Q: kirby PAX: Lafleur, teddyf3, mighty_mite, wildturkey, wingman, midriff FNGs: None COUNT: 7
WARMUP: 13 SSH 13 Steve earls and 13 Hand Release THE THANG: 2 teams did 2 dora 123 2 timez timer 13 min each. Back up the murderhorn. MARY: yes during the workout. ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: Pray for Janet and the loss of her husband. Thanks again for letting my damaged self lead. Great work put out and remember when we do this together it is easier than doing it on your own. Lafleur by the way never got his white shirt dirty despite my best efforts.

DT032323

DATE: 2023-03-23 AO: -Devils-Turn Q: retread PAX: Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), Chopper, Dosey Doe, frasier, hairball, Polly, turkey_leg, retread FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Relatively low turnout at DT this morning. A couple pax braved the greenway, three got in some track work, two for Rea-Swans Run-51 route, and Frasier doing Frasier things.

32323 backwards is 32323

DATE: 2023-03-23 AO: Peak-51 Q: baracus PAX: slim_fast, lois, Spammer, gullah, baracus FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Jog to Stumptown park COP – SSH, IW, Sharon Towers, mtn climbers, Peter Parker, Parker Peter
Get a partner (1 partner runs loopi as timer while other does called exercise) – hand release merkins – lunges – LBCs
Conditions allowing: Bear crawl across the field and jog back – repeat 2x
Short discussion about the uniqueness of todays date being spelled backwards is still the same date and next part of workout to celebrate this trivial fact. Didn’t get through all three rounds and there were questions about YHCs math skills.
Start at the top of Sadie Drive Do 23 reps of two called exercises at each side street – McDowell – Side stub street with Townhomes – Next side street Repeat 3x (1 – merkins/squats, 2 – LBCs / dry-dock, 3 – lunges / heels to heaven) note: we ran out of time and skipped round three
Jog back to Carolina Beer Temple for picnic benches Derkins / Dips / Step-ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Look out for sign-up genius to help Sensei and wife Julie with driving for radiation treatments.
COT: Baracus

Scrap the workout

DATE: 2023-03-23 AO: Sparta Q: Orange Whip PAX: Mr Brady, Full House FNGs: None COUNT: 3 3 just jogged and talked for the whole hour. New route today. Deeper convos than usual. Not sure Mr. B and I stopped talking for the full hour. Full House must have loved it.

The 3 Amigos

DATE: 2023-03-22 AO: Meaad Q: Unplugged PAX: high_tide, The Worm FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: Carried bells from car to the hotbox. Some Swings, some SSH, LSS, some Moroccan night club, some arm circles. THE THANG: Various rainbow spreadsheet tom foolery. Not a double snatch was done. -5 X 3 snatches (l/r)
then, -10 heavy swings and TGU (l/r). 8 rounds
then, -Some sort of “wippsy doodle outside swing switchy the hand thing” followed by a clean and press. Did this for a few min.
then, -Some carries and rows. MARY: -Flutter presses -HBH -Plank till time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -something about bleeding for a cause, rucking and cpr for a cause, and running over a bridge in south cackalacky. COT: We did this too.