Author Archive Rockwell

Party Crashers

It was a refreshing, clear morning with temperatures in the high 50’s.  Yes, in the 50’s!  We started with a small group of around 5-6 Pax and took a casual mosey around the front of the middle school.  We were relaxed and enjoying some light banter.  Next this intimate group circled up for some warmup exercises.

THEN ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! 16 cars came rolling into the parking lot all at once!  It was the IPC relay crew.  They exited their vehicles swiftly and quickly joined in.  NOW IT WAS A PARTY!

Off we went!  Here is what went down:

Run down to the end of sidewalk stopping at each light pole for 5 Bobby Hurley’s

Grab some wall

30 Air Press in cadence

15 Donkey Kicks

30 Jabs in cadence

15 Donkey Kicks

Mosey to the traffic circle

Merkin x 10

Run to other traffic circle

Merkin x 10

Repeat x 3

Mosey to the benches – Dips then run along sidewalk to the tables for Step Ups

30 of each, then 20 of each, then 10 of each.

Mosey to Parking lot for some planks and sprints

Mosey to the front of the school to the benches

10 Derkins – 2 laps – 10 Derkins – 2 laps

Indian run back to COT.

Done!

Great work by all PAX this morning!  A shout out to several guys that were showing off their sprinting skills!  Shriver crushed the first sprint which inspired some others to take on the challenge.  Zinfandel won the 2nd round!  Who knew Zin had wheels like that??  Great job.  The next 2 rounds were highlighted by Chatter Box and Schneider.  Awesome job!

Announcements:

  • IPC at Weddington Middle School tomorrow
  • Convergence this Monday. 6:30 am Celebrating 2-year anniversary.  2 boot camps, MASH and a 5k run.  2nd F afterwards.  Park in the high school lot.
  • 1st annual F3 cookout – Sunday, October 3rd at Five Stones Church. Open to all F3 men and their families.

Spank It

12 strong for Dromedary!

The disclaimer was given, and here is what went down:

Warm Up Mosey

Circle Up:

  • SSH x 20
  • Imperial Walker x 20
  • Moroccan Nightclub x 20
  • Mountain Climber x 10
  • Plank Jack x 10

Mosey to the wall behind the school:

  • 10 Five-Count Wall Merkins in cadence
  • 25 Air Press in cadence
  • 25 Jabs in cadence
  • 10 Five-Count Wall Merkins

Partner work – Partner 1 works while partner 2 goes over the wall and hot lap around the fence – then flap jack

  • Donkey Kicks – 200 combined
  • Mike Tyson – 100 combined

Mosey to picnic tables

  • 20 Dips OYO
  • 20 Steps Ups OYO
  • 20 Derkins OYO

Mosey back to parking lot

Partner up again for rock work – Partner 1 works while partner 2 runs to the top of the lot and back – then flap jack:

  • Curls – 150 combined
  • Triceps Press – 150 combined
  • Shoulder Press – 150 combined

Return rocks and back to COT

A few ab exercises followed by Have a Nice Day

Done!

Great work by all PAX this morning!  During the warmup exercise I asked the Pax to “make the circles bigger” during Moroccan Nightclubs.  Well, as you can guess, saying things like “make it bigger” with this group only leads to laughter.  From there somehow “spank it” became a phrase of the day.  Laughter in the dark at 5:00 am is one of the things that makes this group so awesome.  Most people are asleep while we are laughing and getting stronger.

Welcome FNG “Houdini”.  He shared with the group that he was a refugee in Ukraine before making his way to Seattle and now North Carolina.  We were all in awe as he told his story.  He said he escaped communism twice… once from the Ukraine… short pause… and once from Seattle!  LOL  What a hilarious comment!  I think he will fit in just fine with this crew!

THE “CALF STRETCH” REWARD

18 strong for a campus tour of Weddington Middle!

The disclaimer was given, and here is what went down:

Mosey up to Deal Rd and back

Circle up:

  • Side Straddle Hop x 20
  • Imperial Walker x 20
  • Plank Jacks x 20
  • Mountain Climbers x 20
  • Moroccan Night Clubs x 20

Mosey to the side parking lot and grab a bench

  •                 Dips x 20
  •                 Step Ups x 20
  •                 Incline Merkins x 20

Run (faster than a Mosey) to far end of parking lot and back

  •                 Dips x 15
  •                 Step Ups x 15
  •                 Incline Merkins x 15

Run (faster than a Mosey) to far end of parking lot and back

Light pole work

Follow around to entrance of the elementary school

At each light pole alternate Bobby Hurley’s x 10 and V-Ups x 10

Grab some wall at elementary school entrance

  • Air Press x 20
  • Shoulder Taps x 20
  • Donkey Kicks x 20

Run a hot lap around the loop

  • Air Press x 15
  • Shoulder Taps x 15
  • Donkey Kicks x 15

Run a hot lap around the loop

Mosey to flagpoles and pick out a rock.  7’s between the flag poles.

Derkins on one end and Box Jumps on the other.

Each time you pass your rock do 10 Curls

Back to COT

Done!

Great work by all PAX this morning!  With Damascus in the crowd, I was almost guilted into calf stretches during our warmup.  But NOPE!  You can stretch on your own time! 😊  However, at the end we had 90 seconds left for Mary, so I incorporated the infamous calf stretch in as a reward for everyone’s efforts.

We had an out-of-town visitor today!  Dilly Dilly is actively involved in F3 in Illinois and has even started a new region where he serves as Nantaan.  It’s always great when guys from other regions show up.  Thanks for joining us Dilly Dilly!  You’re always welcome!

Announcements:

  • Chastain is traveling to different sites over the next 2 weeks to talk to Site Qs about growth, roles, etc…
  • Convergence on Monday, 7/5. 6:30 am at Cuthbertson Middle School.  See Chicken Little to help donate goods for coffeteria afterwards.

Hmm? How should I title this? How about – “RIFLE CARRIES”

10 strong for a 0.0 Diesel beatdown!  Ok, it wasn’t 0.0. But there was NO running!

The disclaimer was given, and here is what went down:

Warm up exercises:

  • Jimmy Dugan
  • Moroccan Night Club x 15
  • Calf Stretch
  • Runners Stretch
  • Mountain Climber x 15
  • Plank Jack x 15

Partner up

Round 1:

Partner 1 works called exercise while partner 2 Rifle Carries block across the parking lot and back (each partner repeats exercise twice):

  • Curls
  • Squats
  • Tricep Press
  • Blockees

Round 2:

Partner 1 works called exercise while partner 2 does Farmers Carry with both blocks across the parking lot and back (each partner repeats exercise twice):

  • Derkins on curb
  • Bobby Hurley’s
  • LBCs
  • Ankle Taps

Round 3:

Partner 1 works called exercise while partner 2 Rifle Carries block across the parking lot and back (each partner repeats exercise twice):

  • Kettle Swings
  • Chest Press

Back to COT for 45 seconds of Have a Nice Day!

Looking back, we may have overdone it with the riffle carries.  😊  Lesson learned.  But hey, no one ever said F3 should be easy!  I enjoyed the comments on my music playlist too!  Even with all the eyerolls after each new song began to play there sure was a lot of singing along!  By the way, except for Sledge-O-Matic, none of you need to be singing out loud in public!

In all seriousness, F3 is awesome!  If you are reading this and are an active F3 participant, then you already know that.  If you are reading this and have never been to F3 then SHOW UP!  Trust me, just show up.  It’s awesome!

Announcements:

  • Blood drive tomorrow morning. 9:00 am – 1:30 pm at Five Stones Church.
  • Saturday, June 26th – need help at Christ Closet from 10:00 am – 1:00 pm. See Turnbuckle.

Balls to the…

DiCCS attempted
Short mosey
Warmups including the usual plus some new ones from the Lexicon:
Jingle Balls
Goof Balls
Indian Run ball juggler with 4 balls to
THE THANG
Balls to the Wall: ascending testicles 5 ea (x4) sets
run to
Ascending rep Bulgarian Ball Busters 5,10,15,20
Indian Run ball juggler with 4 balls
Ball Stations
Over under ball pass 10 lb
Big Boi Ball pass 15 lb
Flutter ball press/ toss 25 lb x 10 then switch
Shuffle ball pass 10 lb
Bobby Hurley
Squats
Speed scaters
Indian Run ball juggler with 4 balls
Circle Facing Out
American Hammer ball pass
Plank ball pass
COT:
Welcome FNG “tailpipe”
Announcements:
  • blood drive
  • Dad camp signup link drops today at 5, don’t miss out
Moleskin
So, I had some really good ideas for ways to incorporate balls into a work out. And then in my excitement I left my DiCCS unprepared and the pax pounced. Mumblechatter ensued and I learned a valuable lesson: Sometimes a simple weinke is better than a creative one. 😉
Leadership can be a lonely place filled with fear of uncertainty like “will this work out? Will the PAX actually break a sweat? Will Zin ever shut up?” The important thing is leaning into the discomfort and following through with the vision, making adjustments as necessary.
Thank you all for the opportunity to lead and handle some sweaty balls together. To those that haven’t Q’d, don’t make my mistake and skip out on Q school. If you have the opportunity, definitely attend.

Your humble correspondent,

Swimmers

DOWN! SET! HIKE!

The PAX: Drive By, Baio, Radar, The Bean, Elsa, Zinfandel, The Dude, Jenga, Chastain, Wrangler, Sharpedo, Pink Power, Glidah, Player One, Rockwell

16 strong for Clyent Dinner!  I’ve been to Clyent Dinner several times, but this was my first time on Q.  It’s a 2.0 friendly workout which is awesome!  With it being NFL Draft night, I thought it would be appropriate to bring a football for the group to toss around while making our way around the campus.

Cue the music!

The disclaimer was given, and we were off…

Warm up run to the front of the middle school

Warm up exercises:

  • Side Straddle Hop x 15
  • Imperial Walker x 15
  • Mountain Climber x 15
  • Plank Jack x 15

Mosey to picnic tables behind the school

Dips x 20 then run to wall and back (Repeat 2 x)

Step Ups x 20 then run to wall and back (Repeat 2 x)

Derkins x 20 then run to wall and back (Repeat 2 x)

Mosey to the front of the high school and partner up for some short track racing

Partner 1 works while partner 2 runs 3 hot laps around circle

  • Broad Jumps
  • Bobby Hurley’s
  • Shoulder Taps

Everyone does 2 rounds of each

Mosey to wall at Middle School – same partners

Partner 1 works while partner 2 runs a lap with Bear Crawls on sidewalk under the covered area

  • Donkey Kicks
  • Air Presses
  • Wall Stands

Everyone does 2 rounds of each

Mosey back towards the COT parking lot while doing Overhead Claps

Football time!  2.0s vs the Dads!

Play the game like ultimate frisbee but using a football instead.

Honestly, I didn’t plan for the football game at the end of the workout, but it was a blast competing with the 2.0s!  The 10-minute game ended in a 3-3 tie thanks to a last second, buzzer beating TD by Team 2.0!

I always enjoy leading these workouts, but it makes it that much greater when there are 2.0s involved!  It was a great push by everyone!  These men (and their children) never cease to amaze me!

Announcements:

  • WTF this Saturday. If you haven’t signed up to run, then come out to help and to enjoy some 2nd
  • Black Hawk is the only Saturday AO due to the WTF event

Mountain Biking – Round 2

“Off the Chain” was launched last week on April Fool’s Day.  But it’s no joke!  My hope is to offer something new and different for the PAX.  A 45-minute mountain bike ride on the Carolina Thread Trail followed by some Fellowship.

4 of us were ready to roll at 6:00 pm but our 5th rider (Wolverine) gave us a heads up he may be a minute or 2 late.  He pulled into the parking lot just in time and already had his helmet on!  Ever seen someone driving a car while wearing a bike helmet??

We were off!  The charted path was approx. 1 ½ miles to the suspension bridge and then back track all the way to the soccer fields.  It was like Wolverine was shot out of a cannon!  He left us all in his dust.  We regrouped around the suspension bridge area and he commented that he needed to blow off some steam after his day at work.  If you’ve worked out with Wolverine you know he’s a beast.  He’s no different on a bike!

Halfway into the ride I saw something I’ve never seen happen before.  I was riding behind Banjo and he hit a squirrel!  Squirrels are extremely fast creatures but apparently, they aren’t as fast as Banjo is on a bike!  We were both shocked.  Fortunately, after a couple tumbles, the little guy was able to regroup and scurry back to his nest of nuts for a full recovery.  So, I don’t want any emails about animal cruelty or anything.

A big shout out to Sugar Daddy for his first ride!  He was working hard as he always does.  Also, thank you Bratwurst for pushing me to my limits on my bike.  I was exhausted after trying to keep up with you!

We covered around 7 miles in 45 minutes and then relaxed with a cold beer.

We’ll do it again next week.  Hope to see you there!

60 degrees in mid-December! Let’s go!

This was a bit of a last-minute Q for me and with the threat of rain I pulled out a 2-year-old workout that would keep us mostly undercover.  Yes, Mad Dog and Recalculating… that workout was from 2 years ago!  Can you believe that?  The good news is it didn’t rain.  The bad news is the workout was no cake walk!

60 degrees in mid-December!  Let’s go!

The disclaimer was given, and we were off…

Here’s what went down:

Warm Up Mosey around the school

Warm Up Exercises

SSH x 25

Imperial Walker x 20

Mountain Climber x 20

Plank Jack x 20

3 ROUNDS OF THIS:

Front of school (under covered area) – Donkey Kicks x 20, Merkins x 20, Jump Squats x 20

Run to back of school – on the way (and back) Bear Crawl length of covered sidewalk

Back of school (under covered area) – Dips x 20, Step Ups x 20, Derkins x 20

Mosey to steps at the high school

2 ROUNDS OF THIS:

At top of steps by wall – Mike Tysons x 20, V-Ups x 20, Speed Skaters x 20 (1 is 1)

Run loop down the sidewalk and up the stairs – At bottom of stairs do 1 Burpee

Mosey to the front of the middle school for Air Presses and Jabs on the wall

Back to COT

Done!

Great push by everyone this morning!  The Bear Crawls were brutal!  Also, thanks to Zinfandel for making a surprise guest appearance halfway through the workout!   I know I always say this but it’s an honor each time I get to lead this group of great men.

Announcements:

  • Chastain talking Q for Watchtower tomorrow.
  • This Saturday at 8:00 am, cleanup effort in downtown Waxhaw. Bring a blower, rake, etc…  M and 2.0 friendly.

You’re Inviting Me to Homecoming??

When Posse asked me to Homecoming it felt a bit awkward.  A suit, a tux, an evening gown…  Ohhh, you mean the workout site!  I was a first timer to the Weddington Middle School campus so Posse, the awesome site Q he is, met me there a day early to show me around.  It’s a great site and I highly recommend it for anyone who has not experienced it!

We had 9 strong for my campus tour.  The disclaimer was given, and we were off…

Here’s what went down:

Mosey up to Deal Rd and back

Circle up:

Side Straddle Hop x 20

Imperial Walker x 20

Plank Jacks x 20

Mountain Climbers x 20

Moroccan Night Clubs x 20

Mosey to the side parking lot a grab a bench

Dips x 20

Step Ups x 20

Incline Merkins x 20

Run (faster than a Mosey) to far end of parking lot and back

Dips x 15

Step Ups x 15

Incline Merkins x 15

Run (faster than a Mosey) to far end of parking lot and back

Light pole work

Follow around to entrance of the elementary school

At each light pole alternate Bobby Hurleys x 10 and V-Ups x 10

Grab some wall at elementary school entrance

Air Press x 20

Shoulder Taps x 20

Donkey Kicks x 20

Run a hot lap around the loop

Air Press x 15

Shoulder Taps x 15

Donkey Kicks x 15

Run a hot lap around the loop

Air Press x 10

Shoulder Taps x 10

Donkey Kicks x 10

Run a hot lap around the loop

Mosey to flagpoles and pick out a rock.  7’s between the flag poles.

Derkins on one end and Box Jumps on the other.

Each time you pass your rock do 5 Curls

Mosey to entrance of middle school.

3 laps around the loop.

Sprint the straight-aways and walk the turns while doing overhead claps

Circle up for a Jack Webb

Jabs and Merkins

Mosey back to COT for 4 minutes of random exercises

 

Shew!  Done!

 

Announcements:

  • New AO starting at Porter Ridge High School January 2nd. Saturday mornings.  6:30 am.

Back to COT… Psych!

8 strong for The Floater this morning!  That’s a light crowd for this site.  I’m sure the coldest morning we’ve had in a long time contributed to a few fart sacks.

The disclaimer was given, and we were off…

Here’s what went down:

Mosey around the block with Side Straddle Hops at each corner.  Just like that we were back at COT… but the workout was just getting started!

Mosey.   We dodged a car that was going 70 MPH through downtown Waxhaw safely made it through downtown Waxhaw, across the tracks and to the basketball court at the elementary school.

Circle up:

Imperial Walkers x 10

Merkin x 10

Moroccan Night Clubs x 10

Mountain Climbers x 10

Plank Jacks x 10

Partner up!  Partner #1 works while #2 runs two down and back sprints on the court.  Then flap jack.  A total of:

Donkey Kicks – 100

Mike Tysons x 50

Up and Overs (on the large concrete blocks) x 25

BURPEE TRAIN!  Arrghh!

Mosey back to COT… again.  But we ain’t done!

Using the picnic tables under the shelter:

Dips, Derkins and Step Ups – set of 20 each, then 15 each, then 10 each

Mosey back to COT just so we remember where it is… then head down to the bottom of the hill for ab work.

After 7 straight minutes of various ab exercises (in cadence) it was a jail break up the hill back to COT.

The trip to COT was for real this time!

Done!