* Mosey to Nesbitt Park Circle
* Rocking night clubs * 20 Side Straddle Hops * 20 Imperial Walkers *Plank Position – Calf Stretches
* Mosey and do 5 squats at every tree on way up Nesbitt Park to rock pile
* Everyone grabs a lifting rock followed by partner exercise: P1 exercising / P2 running:
400 cumulative reps 4 exercises:
* 100 curls
* 100 overhead triceps
* 100 overhead press
* 100 chest press
* Put rocks back & mosey to Front of Kensington School – Partner exercise: P1 exercising / P2 running.
400 cumulative reps 4 exercises:
* 100 LBC,
* 100 Heels to Heaven,
* 100 Forward Lunges (2 is 1),
* 100 Squats.
* Mosey to Back of Kensington School 4 Corners – Burpees in the center, exercises in each corner:
(25) Bobby Hurleys / 3 Burpees
(25) Jump Squats / 3 Burpees
(25) Freddie Mercuries / 3 Burpees
(25) Speed Skaters (2 is 1) / 3 Burpees
Then Finished with 3 Burpees
* Mosey back to COT for Jack Webb’s. 1 Merkin/4 Air Press..2/8, 3/12..up to 10/40.
10 Pax at COT (2 Runners – Hollywood & Kid Rock, 2 Mashers – Popeye & Riddler, & 6 Boot Camp – Chainsaw, Demascus, Turnbuckle, Dead Head, Fuse Box & Ghosted)
Chainsaw – as always a beast during the partner exercises.
Turnbuckle – is getting faster, stronger, and refuses to take any shortcuts – your determination and grit are to be admired.
Demascus – minus the banter about his Patriots, pushed himself and is focused on getting back to the head of the pack and well on his was despite his injured feet.
Dead Head – great workout and congratulations on accepting your first VQ next week at Commitment, having only been with F3 a few weeks!
Fuse Box (a.k.a. Steve;-) – a gazelle in training…getting faster, stronger and funnier each workout I get to know you. Thank you for your tireless servant leadership by example, support, and dedication to your F3 brothers.
My watch hit 6:30am and I was the only pax in the lot, so I started my watch and began my warm up mosey (after thinking about getting back in my vehicle and going home to make waffles). I had only run a few minutes when a car pulled in and it was Judge, thank you Judge!
I knew Judge is a runner so I called an audible and decided to run the cross country trail with some pain station stops.
The stops included: SSH, squats, LBC’s, snow angels, curls and making X’s with bricks at the brick pile, curb dips, American hammers.
When we got to the football practice field we ran over to the bleachers and ran up all 8 of the stair sets. At the bottom we did 2 burpees, at the tops we alternated between 5 uneven arm merkins (using a high bench and a low bench) and 10 squats.
When we got back to the parking lot we pulled my tractor tire out of my truck bed and one of us flipped it 10 times while the other did plank jacks, then another round but doing LBC’s. And that was 7:30am.
I forgot to take a picture, but Judge can back me up, this workout really did happen.
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Over the weekend, I was flipping channels at a rapid pace, ‘cause that’s what guys do. I stumbled across
A & E documentaries on wrestlers. Behind the scene stories on the Ultimate Warrior, Mankind, Jake
the Snake, etc. and a carton of ice cream later, I decided to tailor Thursday’s workout at Body Shop to
the wrestler in all of us. Thanks to the Pax for the buy in.
Turnbuckle brought his WWF coupon and 80’s wrestling mixed tape. One Star showed up in a “onesie” and cowboy hat. It was really cool, even though I haven’t gotten the image out of my mind or slept in 28 hours, 13 minutes, and 5 seconds.
OK, let’s roll with the Thang. In order to meet mashers and boot campers needs, I blended some WWF
moseys with mash gear (coupon, chair, rock, etc.).
I started a new job this week, so I have to cut this backblast short. If you don’t like it, fire me. Like
Kramer, “I don’t even work here.”
-Blood Drive is June 19th at Five Stone Church from9:00-1:30. Sign up or see Turnbuckle or Radar.
-Prayers for Premature as he is going through medical testing process. With you brother.
-Christ’s Closet needs socks, UNUSED underwear guys, and belts. Centerfold or Turnbuckle can take
them to Rice and Beans in Uptown Charlotte.
Love you brothers…in the most manly way possible. Peace out.
McGee was scheduled to lead The Body Shop in April but conveniently went skiing a couple of weeks beforehand and injured himself out of commission for several weeks after that. Waxhaw was excited to have an F3 OG leading one of the newer workouts in the area, though it became apparent some were not as excited to see him.
“Oh, that McGee. I should have stayed home.”
Or when he called 10 burpees OYO to start the workout… “Really?!”
And when he began to explain his plan for partner work of 200 / 300 / 400 reps with 5 burpees each partner when exchanging between exercises and the running lap, One Star offered, “You guys grab him and I’ll beat the $#*% out of him!”
Midway through, there was a, “Who invited this [man of questionable lineage]? Don’t let him Q again!”
And after all that, the final partner work was 100 burpees, but with mere squats at the interchange.
10 PAX came and felt the wrath of McGee’s groin injury and left much more tired and hopefully a little stronger for it. It was a beatdown and the only disappointment was that the Waxhaw Form Police didn’t show to maintain their honor. The PAX held strong but the Form Police seem to have just talked a big game and didn’t come up north when multiple invitations were made well in advance.
10 pax showed up at Calvary for Wednesday’s edition of Meathead. While humid, the weather was still cool (for June). After a semi-solid disclaimer, we got down to business.
COT: Thanks to Strange Brew for taking us out.
When did it become Swarm and not THE Swarm? I feel like that’s a critical distinction that it’s not just any old Swarm and rather it’s the one everyone should be talking about. Afterwards, of course, because with the humidity at 1000% it felt like we were breathing through a straw so it wasn’t a day for mumblechatter. Unless, of course, you count the book club going on during the warmup portion of the exercise with a couple of chatterboxes (not THE Chatterbox, who posted at Impromptu) going on about who knows what.
So let’s get down to it. We did a warmup lap around the IPC 400 loop with some Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers, stretches, and plankjacks. That’s when the aforementioned book club was going on. As the QIC for the premier hour long Friday morning Waxhaw bootcamp I took offense
Back to COT and down the Path to the Palace. Paula Abdul style. 10 Merkins and 10 Squats at the light poles on the way down.
Silence is golden.
People’s chair and 50 air presses on the shed then mosey up past the traffic circle and over to the triangular area near Geeb’s Jungle. Find yourself a partner on the way.
Collectively, you and your partner are now responsible for 150 Mike Tysons, 150 Flutters (2=1 duh), and 150 Step-Ups (as in, 150 times off the ground. I don’t know how you count 2=1 for those) and to ensure we get some good mileage in you get to alternate running around the circle and back.
Now, ditch your old partner and find a shiny new one
This next part was a terrible idea from the beginning but mama didn’t raise no quitter¹ so we did it anyways.
Partner 1 BEAR CRAWLS around the Jungle while Partner 2 runs the opposite direction around. When you meet up, swap places and continue until you complete the full bear crawl lap.
So I had planned to do a full bear crawl lap
Instead, repeato until both partners have bear crawled and run twice. That was good enough for about half a lap around the jungle.
So now we’re at the high school parking lot and there’s still 20 freaking minutes left. Time for a little Aggressive Corners. Now I know it’s Progressive Corners, but I feel that Aggressive is much more fitting of a name.
So you basically add a new corner each time you run back. Only doing the exercises on the clockwise direction. Have you ever tried to breathe through one of those little plastic coffee stirrers? I don’t know why you would but that’s what I imagine it would feel like.
Getting low on time so we mosey to the alcove on the high school and do a Chastain Classic™
10 Donkey Kicks on the wall followed by a 10 second hold. Repeato with 9 DKs and a 9 second hold all the way to 5. Running low on time so recover.
Indian Run back to COT. It’s always a crapshoot with Indian Runs. Sometimes you get guys who refuse to sprint to the front. Other times you get get guys *cough* Ice9 *cough* who sprint the whole time. Fortunately, everyone was on their best behavior and we did probably the best Indian Run that’s ever been ran.
Upon arriving at COT, Transporter led Impromptu/Swarm in American Hammers. I think we hit close to 400 or something
Ricky Boobie took us out
¹ – This was determined to be a lie
If you woke up at at 4:10 like I did, this is what is looked like outside:
So I was waiting for the text:
But I had a response text already waiting:
Because it wasn’t going to be this kind of day:
I’d much rather have it be this type of day:
If Zinfandel had it his way every day:
But I digress…..
The clouds parted, the skies cleared the rain was not an issue:
Would anyone show for the 5am pre-run?
Nails was there early and Bratwurst came in hot so the three of us headed through the woods into Champion Forest for a little jaunt before the main event:
DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)
Backwards Captain Therkin Brick Web
Solid crew of hard working cinderblock and kettlebell swinging PAX this morning
Some good mumblechatter as always, I think I remember dome discussion about a coach from Durham who is retiring after a year long farewell tour:
There were some discussion of the other team in Chapel Hill and how their coach decided to retire:
Thank you for the opportunity to lead today
Have a great weekend.
YHC was the first to arrive at the jet black launch lot at the far end of the Stonecrest shopping complex…prompting a quick text to Theodore to make sure Circuit City and management hadn’t moved the mustering point. Can’t remember the last time I was first to a workout even when Q’ing. BTW, pro tip: workout Q should be first to arrive and last to leave. #doasIsaynotasIdo Was also uncertain as to launch point as no shovel flag was to be found. Time to reestablish that lost tradition. Pretty sure only 1 AO in A51 still has a shovel flag. Any SOB AO’s still practice that tradition? ….alas.
10 others pulled in to the unlit lot. We launched about 75 seconds after 0530 as Circuit City informed the pax some dude was rummaging through cars yesterday at The Maul, so YHC actually locked the car and hid the keys. Hadn’t done that in months. Pretty sure the dude stole something out of Loogie’s NCState-mobile…hopefully not his concealed firearm.
Below is some Thang and a decent helping of Moleskinnage:
We jogged over to between the Wells and BofA ATM’s for COP. Teddy was with us for a bit, but exited before COP started as he had an urgent Code Brown. He returned quickly….meaning he couldn’t find a place to do his paperwork…then left again for what appeared to be a trip behind the bushes up the hill behind Firebirds. “Hello Mr. Turtle!”
COP included the standard fare, but no SSH’s, of course.
Kotters to Prohibition who posted for the first time in 2 months. Hadn’t seen a lot of the pax….but that’s due more to not posting in SOBland in a while. Long Haul was there…and his name came to mind just yesterday as I was listening to Ian Munsick’s “Long Haul”. If you like country music (it’s ok to admit you like it), check out the song. And speaking of the south, YHC did call Yankee aggressor and Southern gentlemen during some plankorama. Might have offended some with that one, but did not call them Rebel gentlemen…so there’s that. You’re welcome.
Mr. Magoo did not ask YHC if he was fully vaccinated. Apparently, Kirby got 2 doses of the burpee vaccine. We did some of those during the ‘cash dash’. Before calling the dash, YHC asked if anyone in the pax worked/had worked for Wells. YHC was the only one! And only one pax rose his hand when asked the same question about BofA. Think that was Happy Meal though not sure…maybe Frankie? Thought everyone of us were bankers or recovering bankers. So after called exercises with AYG runs between the ATMs, we headed over to the Murderhorn. Having finished his paperwork, Teddy rejoined the pax at this point. Frehley even offered Teddy his workout hankie to clean up any remaining debris. What a guy that WD is!
Crockett, who YHC had not seen in years since he was posting and working at SCMS (he’s now at MPHS), was out front with Long Haul on the Murderhorn modified triple nickel. BTW, he had brain surgery 2 years ago! True story. Great to have you out with the pax, brother.
At some point during the rock work at bottom of hill (thrusters) & burpees at top, Circuit City tapped Long Haul to Q. Not next week though, Hoover is off the DL and will Q the festivities.
Stopped on the way back for some Mary and some dry docks, with a small tutorial. Couldn’t help it.
Not sure what else we did, but we made it back to the launch lot on time.
After COT, Frankie was checking out YHC’s ride. He asked if I was selling it, but no – it’s a loaner from the Hyundai dealer while my 2.0’s car is in the shop.
YHC was hurting, largely due to not posting since last Friday at Centurion. But the pax got their money’s worth as far as I could tell.
Announcements included the Beer Run this Saturday. See slack and/or Tuck for more details. Tuck is the Beer Run Czar. YHC can’t make it this weekend, but love the event! You should go.
Also some kind of Ruck event or GoRuck or whatever on August 6. See one of the Rucktards for more info – but something about buying a $300 backpack and paying another $200 to have Dredd yell at you for 12 hours…or is it 24 hours? Ready to sign up now?!
Thanks to Circuit City for tapping YHC to Q. Good to be back among the gracious pax of SOB.