There’s a lot of chatter in the group between the Lawson-ites and Boys of the Briar. Which neighborhood is supreme? Does lot size really matter? Which can lose the most weight? Which can wear the most weight (Do you even vest bro…)? And it had me thinking…why can’t we pull guys out of the multi-year reigning “Best Community in North Carolina”. Maybe it’s because we’re not that big of a ‘hood. Oh wait… there’s more that 1,000 homes now…that can’t be it. So, in an effort to make this morning’s workout very visible to the good people of MB, while also making the PAX in attendance hate me a little stronger, I thought up a work out that would be a twist on a classic, while covering plenty of ground and sticking to the main drags of MB. Let’s see how this goes…
Warm-up:
We Mosey’d out of COT towards the Elementary School, saw Rubbermaid filling in for Jingles in the last minute arrival department and cirlced back to pick him up. Ended up at the circle at the bottom of Nesbit
The Thang:
Mosey out to MB Parkway for instructions
Traveling BLIMPS:
B
B-L
B-L-I
B-L-I-M
B-L-I-M-P
B-L-I-M-P-S
Grouped up on the Path to Nesbit and did some Mary, passing around to different PAX to call exercises and count. Just a couple minutes left so we ran back to COT and planked/6″ until time.
Moleskin:
It was an awesome morning to get out a sweat. For the end of June humidity was low and the skies were clear. Definitely one of the mornings that makes you appreciate that we have the opportunity and health to get up early and work out with a great group of guys like this. Everyone pushed really hard, and most people got a little over 4 miles covered. It’s really great to see a new group of faces out on Saturdays to join in with the usual suspects. I think the MB marketing efforts were mildly successful, as a vested up Damascus spent almost as much time EHing passers by as he did still being at the front of the pack despite his extra baggage. I was also told that I’ve made it onto Breadbowl’s “Don’t come when that guy Q’s” list, so it was a successful morning on all fronts.
We had an FNG in the group too, Yeller, who admitted he hats running. Rough morning to start, but he did great.
Announcements:
Popeye took us out.
It was muggy, hot and just a tough workout that 22 strong and driven PAX tackled this morning all to gauge how they are bettering themselves each and every month. With daily extremely tough workout options in WUC (to be named later), there has been some drastic improvements with PAX fitness along with the steady Eddie’s that are constantly tearing it up. aka. Hollywood, Dasher, Easy Button and now Zin, Chicken, Banjo pushing it to the max. Only one Vest made it out today, we are still determining if the Vest won or Deadwood as it looked like a tough fight. Well done Deadwood carrying around the extra weight.
It is the typical Impromptu AMRAP course that we plan on celebrating the last Friday of every month throughout the year.
.47 Mile loop around the back of the High School with a steep hill and a solid set of stairs.
Exercises include…
15 Mike Tysons
15 Derkins
15 Step-ups
15 Dips
A trip around the circle with a rock
A little Bear Crawl
15 Bobby Hurleys
and a Burpee at the end, 2 for the second loop, etc.
Pax Tally
Rudy 3- Tysons ( was moving and did not notice any Pit stops)
Deadwood 3 – Rocks (plus 80 lb Vest – Nice Job)
Hollywood 4 – Rocks (made us all look like we were standing still)
Easy Button 4 (made it look easy – like his button)
Dasher 4- Derkins (normal incredible pace – Nice work)
Ole McDonald 3- Tysons (way to push it)
Zinfandel 4 (our verbal time keeper made it look easy)
Chainsaw 3 (always pushing it – well done OG)
Banjo 4 (breezed through it with a little sweat)
Chicken Little 3 – Bobbies (took off leaving everyone in dust )
Breadbowl 3 – Derkins (way to push young man)
Fuse Box 3 – Derkins ( back at it after some time off – good job)
Crabgrass 2 – Bobbies ( way to push in your first AMRAP)
Doughboy 3 – Derkins (always gives his all, well done)
Schneider 3 – Mike Tysons (pushed it hard the entire time)
Knish 2 with Medical Pit Stop (rock grabbing his hand and sinking in was detrimental)
Recalc 3 – Derkins (way to push through the tweaked knee)
Damascus 4 – Tysons (way to tear it up – minus the vest)
Gator Cub 3 – Tysons (always giving it his all – well done)
Brutus 3 – Step Ups (looked good in first AMRAP – keep showing up)
GreenHornet 3 – (nice first run at the AMRAP – keep it up)
Hooch 3 – Rocks (only remember the first few minutes)
Announcements
Wedding Singer has Committment Saturday
Swimmers Need for Speed Run for Prostrate Cancer – Link on Groupme
Ole’ Macdonald with Breakfast on his mind took us out.
Written by Mermaid on behalf of Lorax
Smaller crew of 7 at the ready in the lot when a super-sized Chevy Tahoe rolls in. Clown car? Nope. One man. Crotch Rocket. Lorax disclaimed the group and we circled up where we stood.
Thang
COP
IW x 10 IC
Merkin x 15 IC
MC x 15 IC
QIC gave command for the Centurion mile (modified). Rather than end at the top of Tartarus, go around football field and back to where we stood.
2 minutes push-ups (42 is minimum passing)
2 minutes WWII sit-ups (53 is minimum)
Centurion Mile. OG route up short ramps to end at top of Tartarus.
People’s Chair. 50 Air Press. Descend stairwell 1 to ground. Mosey over to the benches in the middle of campus.
Dora 1-2-3
Partner up. Partner 1 goes up ramp and mosey back while Partner 2 does called exercise. Swap it out until the target number is hit.
Ascension to top of ramp rotated through: Bear Crawl/Lunge Walk/Crab Walk/Burpee Broad Jump
Mosey back to launch. Flutter x 30. Done
COP
Moleskin
Nice to have a smaller group. I know a few regulars are vacationing. Safe travels to them. Enjoy the time with family.
Really nice to have Crotch Rocket roll in at 0529. He was planning on another workout, but found his way to Centurion via wrong turn. Glad he joined us. He is the man behind F3 Expansion efforts. When you go to another city and join a workout, he had a big hand in that effort. 7 years of service in that role. T-claps, brother.
The Ranger PFT workout was a great idea from our Q, Lorax. Ranger is a 21 year old young man who started posting in the Spring to get ready for his own PT test. Last Friday was his last F3 workout for a while. Best wishes to him.
Solid work today men. Great way to start the day. Thanks to CR for the takeout prayer.
Today is a BIG day in the Lewinsky household, so I was thankful for the opportunity to Q Hydra on this fine Thursday morning.
Quick disclaimer and foreshadowing was given to the vets. I assured the Pax we would have a little fun since we’re celebrating my little girl’s first birthday today.
From there we mosey’d to the bus loop for some warm-up:
Next we crossed the street and partnered up at the Church with a running rock and lifting rock per pair. Partners took off for a lap around the Church in opposite directions. Upon meeting, do 4 burpees, switch rocks, and complete the lap.
Rinse and repeat but now 8 burpees. This is the ‘fun’ many people thought I had planned…
We gently replaced the lifting/running rocks and did a nice easy ‘No Heros’ Indian Run from the Church to the back OP football field where the fun really began.
In a plank circle I shared that 8 years ago on this day, my little brother passed away after a wakeboarding accident with family friends. For 7 years, June 27 was a day of sadness and mourning in my family. Until last year when my first daughter was born, and God turned this day into a reason to celebrate! So in perusing the Exicon, I found a workout/game that is intended for around the holidays and today I chose to play Ultimate Football.
We split into teams and @Queen quickly volunteered our team for skins. Shirts team scored twice very quickly in what looked to be a sure runaway victory. The tides turned after @gummy took a rogue ball straight to the sack. Remember this is a gentleman’s. The skins team bounced back with a elite performance of ball movement and team unity resulting in two unanswered scores. At this point we moved from calling burpees to calling merkins upon each score. Let me highlight a couple ESPN worthy Top 10 plays before scribing how this clash of the titans finally ended:
One more score is awarded to each team, as Shirts tied it up with 90 seconds remaining. With zero of these red blooded Americans wanting to end in a tie, the ball was kicked off to determine a victor. Tempers were hot and so was the ball movement. More turnovers were accounted for on this final series than any other. @lazboy was anything but lazy as him @one-eye, @clover and company worked the ball up field as easily as Trevor Lawrence, Travis Etienne and the Clemson stable of WR’s.
SKINS team claimed victory and bragging rights with mere seconds remaining on the clock!
Fast cleanup and mosey back to the parking lot for COT.
Happy Birthday to @hopper, @snowflake, and my daughter Charlotte!
Announcement: Convergence at Hydra AO on 7/4 with @gummy and @wareagle on Q **Note the 0700 launch**
Thanks @sprockets and @gummy for the opportunity to Q on this special day
After a strange turn of events, I found myself on Q for the 3rd time this week. Unlike we normally see with Deadwood, this was purely coincidental, but I tried to bring something different to all 3. Asylum used some heavy gear, Watchtower was a burpee bonanza, so today’s focus was going to be on mileage – goal of at least 3…
As the PAX began filtering in, I kept waiting in anticipation for our 2 vest wearing site Qs. With 1 minute to spare, and neither of them in site, I was willing to settle for at least 1, but fartsacking took hold and we were all shocked that we were stood up by both on this fine morning… The dreams of the 10 faithful who did show crushed, we decided to sweat as a way to hide our tears.
Warmup
The Thang
Moleskin
Announcements
It has been several months since I have been to Anvil but it was great to be back. Fourteen men joined up in the gloom and, yeah, it was pretty muggy out. The men were disclaimed and off we went.
COP – Mosey out to the front of the church in the big field.
SSH, LSS, IW, Merkin x10 & LS Merkin x 10
Next we moseyed around the side of the church to collect a lifting rock and made our way to the long parking lot that borders 51. We lined up abreast and ran suicides to each of the islands. Each time we came back to the starting point we did: curls, triceps and over head press (x10 each).
After that fun, we partnered up and found ourselves in shallow left field at the t-ball diamond. P1 ran to the far fence while P2 ran up the small hill to the church. We met back in left field to do 10 HS merkins. One more time with P1 going to the church and P2 going to the end of the field – all with 10 HS merkins to top it off. Next.
Next we met up between the playground and the concession stand. The initial plan was for P1 to do pullups, however, the consensus was the playground was locked – so P1 did 20 drydocks outside the playground while P2 ran back to the concession stand for 20 dips. We flipped and ran this route 3 times.
Time for some sprints. We lined up at The Avenue of Trees and sprinted the length of 8 trees and did lunge walk to the end. We turned around and sprinted 8 trees back and did 20 flutters. One more 8 tree length sprint back to the church with 20 LBC’s
Time to mosey back to the launch site for 4-5 minutes of Mary
Moleskin:
Heard of little bit of mumble chatter and some general complaints as we headed out to the field for COP. Someone’s feet got wet and someone else’s hands got wet during the merkins. It was grueling.
Cheese Curd took a 2 mile pre-run coming in to Anvil. I registered about 3 miles during the workout so getting a 7 miler in on a Wednesday morning is pretty impressive.
Always great seeing Snooka (R), Runstopper & Brilleaux out front. Great work.
Thank you to Haze for taking us out.
Everyone was pushing it hard today and there was not much of a six to speak of. Thank you to Brush Back and Lorax for the opportunity to lead the men.
It was another beautiful day in Matthews for Peak 51. Here’s what we got into:
Run to the Parking lot
SSHX25
IWX25
Mountain CilmbersX25
Suicides- stop at each light post for an exercise
1st Round: 5 Merkins
2nd Round: 10 Squats
3rd Round- 3 Burpees
From here, mosey to the park, and partner up for some Dora
100 Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBCs
Mosey on back to the school to the wall
People’s chair with air presses
Time!
Moleskine
A pretty straightforward morning. I was initially hoping to travel out to the Matthews Library, but trying to keep up with Sensei and Slim during the pre run wiped me out- so we kept it pretty close.
Good to see Thumper back! He mentioned something about doing tennis or something late at night, so not coming to much F3 at the moment. Glad he could lay down the racket, and put on his big boy shorts again.
Rest of the crew was in good form- the mumble chatter slowly went away the further we got into it. Must have been the humidity- the F3 Dog days of summer are definitely back.
Thanks to Lois and Sensei for the opportunity to lead!
In honor of the Yankees streak of 28 games with a home run, Rudy decided to start his very own F3 streak – 2 days in a row taking a mid-workout dump in the great outdoors.
14 PAX came together for a Chiseled AMRAP. D(minus the ICCS) given and off for a tour of the course:
Circle up for some warm-up merkins and leg stretches and rules given – 2 man teams, shotgun start and go. Called everyone in with about a minute to spare; LBCs to run out the clock
Moleskin – Everyone pushed through and seemed to have gotten some good work in. Each team managed about 2.5 laps while working through the various traffic jams especially around the time consuming Man Makers. The next version will require a little more thought and alot more weights per station but great initial layout by Rudy. Welcome 2 FNGs – Crabgrass and Spike.
Announcements – Zin pumped up Floater tomorrow. Swimmers shared some info about the ZERO Prostate Cancer charity 5k on September 14th. Details on Slack and maybe coming soon to Groupme.
Thanks to Rudy for taking us out.