Date: 2024-01-13 AO: stonehenge Q: tagalong PAX: teddyf3, lex_luthor, Rousey, shrinkwrap, @brisket FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Introduction: Hey, F3 Warriors! It’s @Tagalong, your fearless Q, spinning the tale of today’s Stonehenge showdown 🌄. In the wise words of Coach Prime, “I brought my own luggage,” and trust me, it was Louis! 💪 My first 2024 beatdown had me channeling my inner Coach Prime Deion Sanders, and boy, did we bring the heat! 🌶️ Alongside the mighty PAX (@brisket, @lex_luthor, @shrinkwrap, @rousey, @teddyf3), we didn’t just face the workout; we laughed in its face! 😂
PAX Shoutouts:
@rousey: Roared into the lot like a racecar driver, sans his usual pants-wetting episode with garbage truck driving trash talkers. 🚗💨
@shrinkwrap: The Big House escapee is back! His survival skills are still as inventive as his complaining skills. 🎈
@brisket: Our comeback champ, showing F3 spirit is like fine wine – gets better with time (and a bit of dusting off). 🍷
@teddyf3: Fashionably late but still caught us! Post-Achilles, he’s half-man, half-amazing. 🕒🚀
@lex_luthor: Our silent beast, crushing every rep like it’s a walk in the park. 🏋️♂️🤐
Workout Wipeout: “🥊 Savage Brawl at Brixham Battlegrounds”
Mosey Mayhem: Kicked off with a mosey that had us wondering if it was a warm-up or escape plan. 🏃♂️🤔 Triple Nickel: Burpees and jump squats. If pain had a love language, this was it! 💔
Picnic Bench Party: Step-ups, derkins, and incline burpee box jumps. Because who needs a picnic when you can have pain? 🍔➡️🏋️♂️
Turf Titan: Sprinting and bear crawls, followed by more sprinting and broad jumps. Legs were screaming for mercy, we gave them more work. 🦵🔥
Lexicon Lunge-a-Thon: Lunges with a side of lexicon exercises, a tribute to our very own @lex_luthor. Because why talk when you can lunge? 🗣️➡️🏋️♀️
Conclusion: As we moseyed back, chests heaving and spirits high, we realized something profound – we’re more than just PAX, we’re a band of misfit warriors! 💪🤝 Coach Prime said, “You gotta believe in you when nobody else does,” and today, we believed in ourselves and our luggage of determination. 🧳👀 Stay committed, stay strong, and let’s keep packing our humor in every battle!
“If you look good, you feel good, If you feel good, you play good, If you play good, they pay good.”
@Tagalong – 🎤drop✌️