Would you rather do this workout or anything else?

Would you rather do this workout or anything else?

Date: 2024-02-21 AO: the-maul Q: picasso PAX: Smash, kirby, madison, patent_pending, Loogie, madame_tussauds, commish, wingman, chippy, Skippy (Indianapolis), f3bigtuna FNGs: None COUNT: 12
WARMUP: Some light Murderhorn with called exercises.
THE THANG: A very loose concept based around a ChatGPT suggested “Would you rather” workout. It wasn’t good so no there’s no reason to put it in the F3 archives but we managed to run 2+ miles and lift some rocks.
MARY: Sprinkled throughout.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: It was great seeing the OG Maul Squad join us. Let’s keep this momentum into the warm weather next week! Sorry about the take out, not my finest.
And I forgot to take a picture so I generated one with AI instead. Let me know which one you are.

Librarian or Refrigerator

Date: 2024-02-21 AO: wamrap Q: rachel PAX: Alf, Orange Whip, double_e, rachel, O Tannenbaum, mcgee, Mile High, Librarian FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Parking deck fun and a little confusion but everyone got their money’s worth. Welcome WAMRAP newbie Librarian.

Unoriginal

Date: 2024-02-21 AO: sacs Q: Cheese Curd PAX: Starch, Roulette, wildturkey, Lafleur, geraldo, Focker FNGs: None COUNT: 7
WARMUP: 1/2 mile ruck with sandbag to the hill THE THANG: 3 exercises then walk up or down the hill. 2 full rounds: 15 reps round 1 and 10 round 2 MARY: big boy sit ups w/ ruck for the last min
#1- swings, thrusters, big boy sit ups #2 – overhead press, lungs, burpees #3 – cleans, shoulder to shoulder press and deadlift #4 – upright row, front squats and front press ANNOUNCEMENTS: be kind and reach out to guys you haven’t seen fire_hazard sledge Rousey Emoji hoover Scratch and Win MAD COT: blood drive Good work today… sorry for the repeat of the hills. Once I posted the preblast, I was reminded by geraldo that Lafleur just did hills. Focker tried to get in my head today…not today my friend! wildturkey hates his sandbag and left it in the lot. Starch and Roulette don’t complain enough for becoming regulars. I fear that will change over time, but these guys do the work and say little. Great to see you every week!

Chapter 4 – Come Alive

Date: 2024-02-20 AO: 3rdf-timekeeper Q: Kielbasa PAX: Kielbasa, bratwurst, Gump, frasier FNGs: None COUNT: 4 ANNOUNCEMENTS: Frasier on Q for next week – Chapter 5 – Grieve and Live

Do we have to carry that stuff?

Date: 2024-02-20 AO: bagpipe Q: lex_luthor PAX: Hawkeye, kirby, Cooter2, Rousey, Pilgrim, Jitter Bug (Louisville, KY) FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: Grabbed 2 sandbags and a ruck and moved to Ballantyne Resort. The team rotated carrying the weight between the 7 of us – hello warmup THE THANG: Commenced on a circuit behind the resort that included – 10 decline merkins, 5 pullups, 15 dips and 10 rows -> completed 3x Did 3-5 minutes of Mary before heading back to launch with the weight Final push included 2 rounds of situps, pushups and sprints and 5 burpees

Second Winter Swift

Date: 2024-02-20 AO: swift Q: flipper PAX: Wolverine, bratwurst, voodoo, Gump, frasier, flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 6
WARMUP: mosey to bill ring for dynamic stretches THE THANG: roughly mile repeats at HM effort w/200m “kick” to end each repeat. Recovery as desired heading into the next repeat. 4 PAX ran the workout while Frasier ran OYO and Brat ran recovery pace after an impromptu marathon at Oak Island on Saturday #burly. MARY: this is swift… ANNOUNCEMENTS: Waxhaw Trailfest coming in April, great 1st and 2nd F opportunity, see slack for details. Teens for Courage 5k, contact Madison (his daughter is organizing the race). Marta wants your blood (for the Red Cross) on Mar. 8th COT: w/ Bagpipe crew

To Failure

Date: 2024-02-20 AO: skunk-works Q: ChickenWing PAX: Header, stonecold, Ozzie FNGs: None COUNT: 4
WARMUP: we did get warmed up THE THANG: 10 reps down to 6 reps. 2 exercises per round. Did 3 rounds. Moved onto 5 to 1s with various lifts MARY: 6 MoM at the close ANNOUNCEMENTS: 3/8 :drop_of_blood: :red_car:. Header in Q next week. Ozzie came down from Metro. Welcome to Skunk. :skunk: COT: TAPs to Lois, Sensei, and Reese.

Newer ground

Date: 2024-02-19 AO: blakovery Q: frasier PAX: bunker, Dosey Doe, hairball, Polly, tuck, HazMat FNGs: None COUNT: 7
WARMUP: THE THANG: Got a solid 5 miles in. No one was dropped and everyone went home satisfied. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

Bank Holiday

Date: 2024-02-19 AO: swole Q: mighty_mite PAX: voodoo, The Worm, Uncle Leo, flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 5
WARMUP: 10 swings, prying squats, stretching arm circles THE THANG: 5 rounds of 3/5/8 double clean and press Farmer carry to playground 5 rounds of 3/5/8 double front squat and pullup Rack carry back to launch MARY: ran out of time ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive March 8 COT: Thankful for the opportunity to Q even though my skills are rusty(forgot my speaker). Also thankful the 4 other pax(who all work in the finance industry I believe) ignored the temptation of a bank holiday fart sack.

Standing room only

Date: 2024-02-18 AO: soccer Q: Orange Whip PAX: Mile High, jrr_tolkien, Scratch and Win, BobbyFischer, Moondance, Renato Zamudio, Orange Whip, Level10, National Treasure, Matt McCoy, f3-simba, Phil Britto, Kellen, Koko, Nick, Adam, Crystal, FNGs: None COUNT: 17-20?? Big group yesterday. I know I missed a few guys on this. We had about 9v9 I believe. Please comment on who I missed.
Awesome morning and I thought we would be very light with the 31 degree starting temp.
Super fun and close – much better than the past two weeks. Mile High and I made sure to be on opposite teams because we didn’t want one team to be too “stacked”. And it worked!
Kellen and National Treasure were putting on defensive clinics for their respective teams and had several highlight plays.
Adam made a nice own goal header and followed it up with a normal goal within 10 seconds :clap:
Will (Simba) has grown before our eyes and can no longer be treated like a kid – since he’s bigger than 75% of the guys out there – and fast as hell. He’s gonna be great – as long as he doesn’t learn from Josh and completely stop passing.
Renado continued his quiet natured goal sniping from 20 yards out and had a nice match.
Koko came back out and built some confidence with the game winning 5-4 goal. I went to give him a fist bump at one point and he ducked as if I were punching him. He’s green so maybe he can learn from Simba’s ascension and become a man.
Level 10 looks healthier and had a strong defensive match.
Bobby Fisher was facilitating and talking the entire match keeping us on point.
Phil was throwing shoulders (in a good way) and played physical, a la Tolkien, which is my favorite kind of futbol.
Moondance did his thing and played the beautiful game the right way with precision passes and cheeky comments, and a few body shots to back off his defender.
Nicks footwork was incredible the entire match. Some really impressive moves.
Missed many regulars today but numbers have been strong :muscle: .
Heal up to you fellow 40+’s who are prob hurting like I am today. 6+ miles in the books.
Love the hustle from the entire group!
See you boys in a week.