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Just Plain Sweaty

(Written by Fault Line on behalf of Witch Doctor). This was just a classic sweaty boot camp. After a lengthy interactive disclaimer, 9 PAX left the Covenant Day parking lot to make their Friday that much better. This is what we did…

Mosey to sanctuary lot, circle up for COP – SSH, IW, mtn climbers, merkins X 15, plank variables

Run up each stair well and down heading toward rear parking lot. From there run through lot to lacrosse field, stopping at each light pole for 5 merkins (there is a lot of poles).

At field, partner up: 20 leg lift/leg throw things, flap jack, wheelbarrow across field, flapjack, bear crawl race, crab walk, dragon crawl, mosey back out to parking lot.

Run to hill stopping at each light pole for 5 merkins. At hill, 7’s with jump squat at bottom, burpee at top. Little round of Mary when finished. Run across lot…yep merkins at each light pole to benches in otehr lot. Partner 1 does exercise, while Partner 2 runs around median. Box jumps, derkins, dips, one legged squats.

Run back to main lot….more merkins at each light pole…seriously! Mixed mary…done.

Great lead by Witch Doctor. This was a sweaty mess to say the least. I was trying to keep from blacking out so if there was any idle chatter, I didn’t hear it. One note worth mentioning, there was a 50% “modify” on the crab walk. Make note if anyone is Qing in the future…not a fan. Announcements: Next week Covenant Day campus will be used for school activities, Skunkworks Tuesday will meet at Tennis Courts, Kevlar Friday will be converging with Joust at Charlotte Christian.

 

Shake Your Thang!

I was informed Kevlar has an annual tradition for the first workout of the year, to have us all bring out our old and new fitness gadgets.

So,19 Men dusted off their favorite fitness gadgets to get their new year started right!

The Thang:

We warmed up with a run around the campus and:

  • SSH, IW, LSS, Mtn Climbers, Parker-Peters
  • Continue to run around the church with 5 Merkins at each light post – there must have been at least a dozen…
  • Run backwards to the track

The Thang:

  • Partner up, pick a station
  • P1 – do an exercise with the fitness gadget at your station
  • P2 – run around the track
  • Flapjack
  • When both partners have used the fitness gadget at their station, rotate to the next station
  • Stations available:
    • Perfect pushup
    • Jump rope
    • Hula hoop
    • Rebounder
    • Pogo stick
    • Shake Weight
    • Kettle bells
    • Medicine balls
    • Tires
  • After all have experienced the joy of each fitness gadget and feel fully satisfied with their performance, we ran around the hood.
  • LBCs while we wait for the six
  • COT

NMM:

  • I was nervous about putting together a workout without knowing what fitness gear might show up.  Tiger Rag didn’t help with his tweet to not screw it up!
  • Bulldog help me understand what a shake weight was with this video: https://youtu.be/57IoQcuKPxc
  • I scrounged up a few gadget of my own in my garage – a rebounder, hula hoops, and a pogo stick
  • I was most impressed with everyone’s use of the shake weight, most notably Turkey Leg and Tackling Dummy.  They seemed to have done this before.
  • Alf and Fletch made the pogo stick look easy.
  • Brown really gave it his all on the rebounder!
  • Squid maintained perfect form at every station!
  • And we even ran about 3 miles
  • You guys made it all fun without too much complaining.  Either that or I just wasn’t listening.
  • Thanks to Bulldog for playing DJ and finding just the right songs to shake to.
  • Thanks Orange Whip for taking us out!
  • it’s always an honor to lead – Thank you for the opportunity!

Announcements:

  • Q needed at The Matrix for Monday – contact Pop Tart
  • 3rdF on Fridays at 6:45am – 7:15am, Chick-fil-A @ Arbo, going through the book of Romans

 

Balmy Beat Down!

17 fine men showed up in the balmy 65 degree morning.

Warmup –

  • A quick jog around.
  • SSH x20
  • 10 KB Swings
  • IW x20
  • 20 KB Swings
  • Merkins x20
  • 30 KB Swings
  • MTN Climbers x20
  • 40 KB Swings
  • LSS x20
  • 50 KB Swings

The Thang:

Partner with like size bell

P1 – run a lap around track.

P2- Do called Double KB exercise

Complete 3 Rounds each, then do 10 Burpees each with your partner

  • Double KB Swings
  • Double KB Cleans
  • Double KB Deadlifts
  • Double KB Clean & Press

We threw in some Mary in between each Set

The NMM:

  • This morning was a real nice break from the colder weather!  It almost felt like Summer again.
  • There was little chatter happening as I kept the men moving this morning.  Double KBs and running usually makes for a solid beatdown.
  • Great job Lois and Tweetsie with pushing through this one and consistently showing up!
  • Thanks to Smokey for taking us out this morning!
  • I appreciate the opportunity to lead.  Hope you had as much fun as I did!

80s Love Ballads make for an uncomfortable workout.

12 brave men posted for a touching workout

Warmup:

  • SSH, IW, LSS, prying squat, merkins, mtn climbers
  • 10 KB Swings, 10 KB deadlifts, 10 row and jump over the bell to switch sides after each row.
  • 20 KB Swings, 20 KB deadlifts, 12 row and jump over the bell to switch sides after each row.
  • 30 KB Swings, 30 KB deadlifts, 14 row and jump over the bell to switch sides after each row.
  • 40 KB Swings, 40 KB deadlifts, 16 row and jump over the bell to switch sides after each row.

The Main Event:

Pick a partner and a heavy bell, or double KBs.

  • KB Front Squats and Overhead Press – perform 6-8 reps of each while your partner rests, then flapjack and do 3 rounds.
  • Plank, side planks, 6″ holds, merkins
  • Deadlifts and Rows – perform 6-8 reps of each while your partner rests, then flapjack and do 3 rounds.
  • KB crunch, flutter press w/ bell.
  • KB Swings – perform 12-15 reps x 3 rounds.

Finish with – Freddy mercury’s, V-ups.

COT

The NMM:

  • A warmer than expected morning greeted us.
  • HighTide got out early for a pre-run, which made this workout extra challenging for him.  Nicely done!
  • I did not put together a playlist of music, but instead relied on my Amazon Prime music 80s Rock station to supply the tunage.  It took many of us back to our High School days of trying to get somewhere with our girlfriends.  Others it took back to hanging out in their crib.
  • Alf notices that our circle kept getting closer with each 80s love ballad.  It began to get a little uncomfortable.
  • It’s good to see Cheese curd starting to get the hang of the KB!
  • Thanks for the opportunity to lead, I’m grateful!
  • Thanks Tulip for taking us out!

 

1 Minute work/ 1 minute rest – sort of…

A damp morning welcomed 15 PAX to meathead for an opportunity to build ourselves physically, mentally, and spiritually.

Warmup:

  • SSH x 15
  • 10 KB swings OYO
  • Merkins x 15
  • 10 KB Swings OYO
  • MTN Climbers x 15
  • 10 KB Swings OYO
  • IW x 15
  • 10 KB Swings OYO
  • Arm circles, stretch shoulders, low back, quads, calves.

The Thang:

Grab your bell – do each exercise for 1 minute, then rest 1 minute in between – during your rest complete 10 Merkins.

  • 2H Swings
  • Lunge – 30 seconds each side
  • High Pulls – 30 seconds each side
  • Squat & Press – 30 seconds each side
  • Snatch – 30 seconds each side
  • Sit & 2H overhead Press
  • One Handed Swing – 30 seconds each side
  • Reverse Lunge – 30 seconds each side
  • Clean – 30 seconds each side
  • Clean, Squat & Press – 30 seconds each side
  • Deadlifts
  • Good Mornings
  • Single Leg RDL – 30 seconds each side
  • Curls/ Tricep ext – 30 seconds each
  • LBC – no KB
  • Flutter press w/ KB
  • Freddy Mercury – no KB
  • Swings

DONE!

NMM:

  • I had only planned on 10 exercises this am, but we were in such a rhythm it made sense to keep it going for the whole workout!
  • This may sound easy until you get to about the 4th round, and from there out the minute rest keeps feeling shorter and the 1 minute work feels longer.
  • You all pushed hard this morning to make it through.  I was impressed by the commitment and good form I saw.
  • I had no idea how hard this was until I was driving to work and just wanted to go back to bed because I was completely drained.
  • Freedom took us out with a powerful prayer from the Holy Spirit.
  • Thanks for the opportunity to lead!  It’s always fun for me!

Seeing Stars… & Rainbows!

An even dozen fine men came to get stronger in every way.

Here’s what we did:
Warmup –

20 – 2H Swings, 20 IW, 10 Burpees, KB Overhead presses, 20 Merkins, 20 MTN Climbers, C+P 5ea, Double lunge 5ea, Windmill 5ea,

Deciding that we were adequately warmed up we moved into the main thang:

Complete 10 Reps each side of the following:

  • C&P
  • Double Lunge – forward lunge, reverse lunge w/ KB racked
  • Single Leg Deadlift
  • Squat – KB racked
  • Windmills

Complete 20 Reps of each:

  • Burpees
  • MTN Climbers
  • Jump Squats
  • 2 Handed Swings
  • High Pulls – 10 each side

Repeato that whole set.

Ab shred:
LBC, Flutter press, Russian Twists, Skull Crushers

Finish up with:

20 1-arm alternating KB Swings

20 Merkins

20 2-handed swings

DUN!

The Naked Man Moleskin:

  • I’m still lightheaded and trying to cool down 5 hours later.
  • There was very little chatter this morning as we got right into it.
  • I tried to give us a split workout of anaerobic followed by aerobic activity.  I think it worked as I was spent by the time we started round 2.  I was actually planning on 3 rounds but thankfully time and my seeing stars blocked that from happening.
  • It was awesome to have Destiny back with us.  We will continue to pray for your healing and strength!
  • Thank you to Young Love for taking us out.
  • God blessed us with a beautiful sunrise and a miraculous rainbow to remind us of His glory!

Announcements:

F3 Golf – sign up @ F3golf.com

End of Summer Pool party – Aug 20th @ Candlewyck – look for info online

 

Gettin’ Ripped

We had an even dozen fine men post for some solid KB work.

WARMUP –

30 KB Swings, 20 IW, 20 American KB Swings, 20 MTN climbers, 10 1-handed swings each arm, 20 LSS, 5 Snatches each arm, 10 staggered merkins, 5 Cleans each arm, 10 staggered merkins, 10 lawn mowers each arm, stretches.

Mosey to playground with your bell of choice for the main event…

THE THANG:

6 sets of

KB Swings – we alternated each set between 2 handed swings, American Swings, and 1 handed swings 5 each arm.

Snatch – 5 each arm

High Pull – 5 each arm

Clean – 5 each side

Pull ups – 5

Row – 5 each side

Moving fluidly through each exercise without putting your bell down.

1 minute rest between sets.

Cool down/ Mary/ Time Kill/ Catch my breath:

  • 10 Lat pullovers with bell
  • 20 Flutter press w/ bell
  • 20 Russian Twists – bell optional
  • 10 Louganis w/ bell

I called on several PAX to lead us in a final round of their favorite exercises:

Brown – 10 KB Swing flip catch, squat, press complex

Bananas – 5 Snatches each arm

HorseHead – 5 clean & press each side

Arena – 20 Good mornings

Destiny – 15 KB Curls

Dun.

The Naked Man Moleskin…

  • What an awesome morning to be outside swinging our bells, listening to the birds sing and the seeing the sun rise!
  • MAD and Fletch hit it early for Meatrunner.  Great job guys!!!
  • We had the usual mumblechatter going on among the B-boys: Brown, Bananas, Bulldog
  • This was a smoker… 5 reps sounded easy until you start moving through the exercises without a break!
  • Brown was attempting to dig a hole to China with his KB, thrusting it into the mulch between exercises, and near the end he was no longer putting his bell down between exercises, but instead putting himself down.
  • This was the first time I didn’t plan like 2 hours worth of exercises and called on some of you to finish us up.  Thanks for supplying a strong finish!
  • Each of us added a few more callouses or blisters after this one.
  • Prohibition – too spent to get his name out in namorama – spewed something that sounds like “raging…”  I had to ask for a repeat.
  • Thanks for taking us out Bananas!
  • I appreciate the opportunity to lead.  Thank you!

Announcements:

Ghost Runner – 7:30pm Arboretum

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

19 Men decided their fear wasn’t going to stop them.

Here’s what almost scared them…

Warmup
Run around a bit, and COP in lower lot.
SSH
13 Merkinns
IW
13 Wide arm Merkins
LSS
13 Diamond Merkins
MTN climbers
13 Merkins
Plank Twists
Run back up to the track.

Partner UP!

P1: Lap around track
P2: Perform Called exercise with tire, until partner returns
Flapjack.
– Derkins
– Presses w/tire
– Bent over rows
– Jump over tires/ step through tires

Run down to lower school, find a spot on bench and perform dips while waiting on the 6.
13 Box jumps on benches
Alternate with
13 staggered Merkins
13 Carolina Dry Docks
13 Nipplers, each nipple
13 Merkins

Run over to the hill and find a spot for the main event.

Nothing scary happened until this…
13s on the hill – with backward runs up (at least for half of it)
Burpees at the top/ Merkins at the bottom.

Run back to the start and circle up for Name-o-rama.

The NM:
– I was looking for a theme for the workout, and scanning previous backblasts I saw one Horsehead did a little over year ago on Friday the 13th. Bingo!
– Friday the 13th has never scared me, but some of the movies have. I think it may have kept a few Pax away this morning with a lighter than expected turnout.
– Great Job Steph, Chunks, Tibow on showing up and pushing yourself!
– DK was choosing to do his own little workout routine at the end. Bummer we had to skip DKs suggestion for bearcrawls on the way home as we ran out of time. Maybe next time!
– Thanks to Squid for taking us out.

Double KB – Sprints

A much delayed backblast…

I nearly called in for a replacement this am because I was fairly bruised from a weekend crash on the mountain bike. I knew I was going to modify as needed. Here’s what we did…

Warmup –
SSH
IW
LSS
Mtn Climbers
10 KB Swings
5 Merkins
20 KB Swings
10 Merkins
30 KB Swings
15 Merkins
40 KB Swings
20 Merkins
50 KB Swings
25 Merkins
(For Spackler)
60 KB Swings
30 Merkins

Partner up with like sized bell.
P1 Farmer Carry
P2 10 merkins, run and catch your partner.
Flapjack until we get to the church, the long way around the parking lot.

P1 – run around the church
P2 – KB called exercise as follows
Flapjack each time
– Double KB Swings
– Double KB Deadlifts
– Double KB Rows
– Double KB Cleans
– Double KB Highpulls
– Double KB Snatch
– Double KB Shoulder press
– Double KB Rack Squat
– KB Flutter Press
100 Double KB Swings with your partner
Grab your KB and head back up to the HS.

COP

The Naked Moleskin:
– First off I have to give credit to Tiger Rag for this workout inspiration. It was one of the first times I came to Skunkworks and he was Q, we did something similar and it smoked me!
– I know you were all pushing it as this is a tough one. Sprints and Double KB is no joke!
– A few of us modified the sprints including YHC as my bruises were aching.
– I need to write the backblast sooner to remember what the heck was going on besides a blur of sweaty, huffing PAX getting stronger. Sound off below with you memories…
– It’s always an honor for me to lead. Thank you for the opportunity!

Upper Body This Time

8 men came this morning to get stronger. Here’s what we did:

Warmup – SSH, 30 KB Swings, IW, 20 KB Deadlifts, Merkins, Peter-Parker, 20 Alternating KB Row w/ Jumpover the bell to switch sides each time.

The Thang:

Partner-up with like size bell
3 sets, flap-jack after each
P1: 8 Double KB Row
P2: Merkins until partner finishes
3 sets, flap-jack after each
P1: 8 Double KB Highpull
P2: Diamond merkins until partner finishes
3 sets, flap-jack after each
P1: 4 Single KB Lunge w/ Press, each side
P2: Wide-arm merkins until partner finishes
3 sets, flap-jack after each
P1: 8 Double KB Shoulder Press
P2: Carolina Dry Docks until partner finishes
3 sets, flap-jack after each
P1: 8 Double KB Shoulder Shrugs
P2: Rest until Partner finishes
3 sets, flap-jack after each
P1: 8 Double KB Curls, or Single KB Crush Curls
P2: Merkins until partner finishes
3 sets, flap-jack after each
P1: KB Pushups w/ Row, 4 each side alternating
P2: Merkins until partner finishes
1 set, flap-jack after each
P1: Farmer KB walk
P2: Staggered arm merkins until partner finishes

Not sure I’d call this Mary…
20 KB Skull Crushers
20 KB Russian Twists
20 Flutter w/ KB Press
8 Louganis w/ KB
Plank hold
1 arm side plank hold, each side
Finish with 20 Merkins OYO.

Name-o-rama
COP

The Naked Moleskin:
– Awesome group of men to build strength and character with this morning.
– I felt some PAX may have intentionally fartsacked after my last Meathead Q, “Leg Day” that left us all crippled for a week. #notgonnadothatagain
– After 2 days in a row of solid hair burner workouts (including 1 mile of hairburners w/ Stage Coach), I decided my legs needed a rest, so time to focus on upper body.
– Always fun to partner with Fletch as we have the same bells and who knows how many times we’ve traded ownership.
– Brown was responsibly modifying from the beginning to care for his tweeked back. Hopefully it’s feeling better.
– Blazing Saddles, Destiny and MAD have been consistent with posting to Meathead and getting stronger as a result!
– Horsehead and Hightide were crushing it.
– I’m grateful for the honor to lead and be among such fine men.