I made sure to not get lapped by Baracus.
One thing led to another and before I knew it I was easing into my Meathead Eve rituals when I realized I never sent last week’s backblast.
With Baracus on Q in the morning, and certain to not take seven days to post his workout, I’d better get on it.
So here goes:
SSH x 20
IW x 20
Merkin x 20
One-arm press right x5, left x5 (three times consecutively)
Good morning x10
Lawn mower right x5, left x5 (three times consecutively)
75-yard farmer carry on tip-toes down, heels back
Clean right x5, left x5 (three times consecutively)
Snatch right x5, left x5 (three times consecutively)
75-yard waiter carry right down, left back
One-arm swing right x5, left x5 (three times consecutively)
High pull right x5, left x5 (three times consecutively)
Russian twist x25
Bicycle kicks x 50
Flutter Press x 25
At least, that’s how I remember it. The goal was to get a lot of reps without compromising form… too much (hence the repeated sets of five). Tiger Rag, like the gentleman that he is, bit his tongue during the first round but was then quick to point out that he wasn’t seeing a lot of proper form on the one-arm presses. Good to see you TR. Your street cred is still in check.
But no one got hurt to my knowledge and we all got a good sweat so I’ll chalk it up as a success.
Sophomoric humor was on display this morning at Fast Twitch. So were tights, but we’ll get to that.
YHC wanted to give the other 21 pax a variety of running drills. The idea was to get the heart rate up but still log some miles. Apparently “Long and slow, short and sweet,” wasn’t the most eloquent description. Still, that’s what we did, to the tune of between 5.8 and 6 miles.
Two laps around the SCMS parking lot with a mix of forward running, backwards running, high knees and butt kicks.
Group run South on Strawberry, stopping at the bottom of Colburn Court.
11’s on Colburn – squats at the bottom, knee slappers/high knees/knee tucks (or just bend over and touch your knees) at the top.
Mosey in the other direction up towards the intersection of Colburn and Bevington.
Partner up for Catch Me If You Can. Partner One runs down Bevington towards Rea, Partner Two does 10 walking lunges then chases down partner one. R&R until both partners reach the corner of Bevington and Rea.
Mosey up Rea to Calvary, Entrance 4, for the Triple-Triple
Run up the driveway backwards, one-legged squat at top, run back down forwards, other leg squat at bottom X 3
Group run back up Rea to corner of 51. First 11 to arrive take off for an Indian Run to the Davie Park entrance then jailbreak back to SCMS parking lot. The second group does the same. Swayze does his own thing.
Great group this morning and great effort. Lots of innuendos, which, as men, we’ll apparently never outgrow. I received a text yesterday from the co-site Q (the one that sends all the emails, not the fast one) more or less egging me on to lead a track workout. Not sure if he really wanted to run in circles this morning or if he just wanted to watch me defend myself against what would’ve surely been an unhappy group. I didn’t take the bait and after teasing it on the Twitter it’s a good thing. One pax even went as far as tweeting that maybe today would be a good day to attend Swift. Gloves off. To their credit, all the Twitter bullies showed up this morning even with a track workout still on the table (as far as they knew). You know who you are – good to see you all.
As we all know it was a little chilly this morning – like long sleeves and toboggan chilly, not tundra chilly. Still, there were a few pax in tights. I won’t out you in this post but Gummy put it best when he asked “what are you going to do when it actually gets cold?” Still, even with tight pants on display, the most offensive article of clothing was Baracus’ hat.
Appreciate the opportunity to lead such a fine group this morning. It’s been several weeks since I’ve been out to FT and today was a good reminder of what I’ve been missing. Looking forward to next time.
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Twenty five pax made it out for the best worst hour of the week otherwise known as Fast Twitch. With the BRR fast approaching today seemed like a good time to focus on some hill work. So we did:
Lap around the parking lot with some butt kicks and high knees
Mosey to bottom of Rising Meadow
– 50% up to second street light (100 yards-ish) and back down
– Karaoke Left
– Karaoke Right
– Side shuffle left
– Side Shuffle right
Mosey to bottom of Windbluff
Partner 1 – AYG up the hill to the cart path, back
Partner 2 – Squats
Partner 1 AYG up/down X2
Partner 2 Forward alternating lunges, reverse alternating lunges
Partner 1 AYG up/down X3
Partner 2 Freddie Mercury, plank
AYG back up to corner of Windbluff and Raintree. Line up for Indian Run back to SCMS.
Down to the track for 400’s until the six arrives.
100-yard dash X2
Great work today, fellas. The plan was simple: high intensity, short distances, lots of hills. The Garmin shows we “only” ran five miles but considering we did the bulk of it on 100-200-yard inclines it was pretty tough. Good to have Fletch back out today. You would’ve never known he hasn’t been running regularly. It’s also nice to see someone finally challenge Mr Brady. The numbers at Fast Twitch continue to impress. Today we were down a handful of regulars and still had 25. It’s much more fun to side shuffle up a hill with a bunch of dudes – especially shirtless dudes – than it is by yourself. Always an honor to lead. Thanks to Semi Gloss for the thoughtful sendoff.
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One week after a Slimfast-led track beat down 21 pax showed up at Fast Twitch this morning – including several site FNGs. As more and more pax moseyed out of their cars I started to wonder if the previous week’s trip down to the track – long overdue to say the least – was actually a drawl. Maybe these guys are looking for 60 minutes of unmarked circular wind sprints? Maybe it’s the tomatoes? Maybe I should scrap my plan and just deal with Spackler’s ridicule?
Lap around parking lot with some karaoke, forward jogging and backward jogging to loosen up. Turn right out of the parking lot on Strawberry Lane towards Rosecliff. “It’s not too late to turn around,” I thought, as Purple Haze reminded the group of a Tiger Rag juke a few months ago that ultimately led the pax back to the track for fast-paced repeats. We continued on to the entrance of Rosecliff and circled up for:
Group run to bottom of Coburn, emphasis on “bottom.”
11’s from bottom of Coburn to the top. Deep squats at the bottom, knee tucks at the top. Silence ensued.
Mosey to corner of Coburn and Bevington
Partner up for Catch Me If You Can. Partner one runs while partner two does 10 walking lunges, then chases down partner one. Repeat for nearly a mile until we hit the corner of Rea and Bevington.
Mosey to Calvary Church, Entrance 4. Provide disclaimer that this particular area is infested with fire ants. Proceed to announce the Backwards Triple-Triple: One leg (right) squat at bottom of Entrance 4 hill, run up backwards, one leg squat (left) at top of hill, run down forward. Rinse and repeat two more times.
Line up for the longest Indian Run known to man. Not only is it more than 1.5 miles back to home base but there were also 21 pax. Twenty one fairly-winded pax.
Hopefully no one was too disappointed that we ventured out and didn’t see the track today. It is awesome that so many new guys are coming out to Fast Twitch each week. Keep coming. It’s a lot more fun to run hill repeats and do lunges in the middle of a neighborhood with a big group. I hope everybody felt like they got their money’s worth this morning. We covered nearly 5.7 miles – most of which was at a fast pace. Thanks to Mr Brady for the thoughtful send off and, as always, thanks to Turkey Leg and Haze for the opportunity to lead.
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Since BRR registration is now open 10 pax got a jump start on training for next year’s race with a heavy dose of hill repeats.
Two-lap warm-up around the SCMS parking lot. Mix of exercises including: high knees, butt kicks, toe walk, heel walk, side shuffles and backwards run.
Mosey to the bottom of Rising Meadow for 11’s with a twist.
At bottom of hill pax do jump squats.
At top of hill pax do merkins.
On even number runs (laps 2, 4, 6, 8, 10) backwards run up the hill.
Mosey to bottom of Windbluff for Triple Nickel and ab work.
Partner one: Triple Nickel – five lunges (each leg) at bottom of hill, run to top, five merkins at top of hill, run back down X 5
Partner two: 100 LBC, 100 Nipplers, 50 Dolly, 100 Freddie Mercury, Plank
Indian run back to the top of Woodfox, jailbreak from Woodfox to SCMS parking lot.
25 LBC OYO
Great effort from the pax today. The backwards runs on 11’s brought on a good burn and Windbluff always hurts. Since the track is rarely well-received I tried to disguise some speed work in the way of hills. I think it worked. Always appreciate the opportunity to lead this group of guys. Thanks to Mr Brady, AKA site chaplain, for the send off.
Registration is closed for this Saturday’s holiday party. If you haven’t signed up/paid but want to attend get in touch with Prohibition.
Registration is still open for the Joe Davis 5K and 10K.