TL;DR: 6 pax committed to fight sad clown syndrome through INTENTIONALITY. Intentionally sharing what’s on minds/hearts during COT and pressing into deeper conversation. Reiterating the purpose to grow as leaders and push each other beyond our comfort zones in the 2nd and 3rd F.
Thank you Mrs. Brexit for the delicious appetizers and beers and Brexit for hosting this restless group of men. Within minutes, Rousey was inquiring if he could rent out Brexit’s mancave/basement.
Kicked the meeting off with mission of F3 (Easier to remember in three parts: 1: P/G/S 2: small workout groups 3: male community leadership), expectations of each leader and Q source truth nugget on sad clown syndrome (related: deep down sad clown). This helped set the tone and helped us turn inward before sharing ideas.
One Actionable Idea Per Person
Theme of the meeting was INTENTIONALITY and SHIELD LOCK. These were ideas we acknowledged to put into practice:
6 brave souls ventured into Ballantyne gloom
Low slow squats, merkins, LBC’s, burpees
Smooth blacktop, concrete decks, parking lots, sidewalks
Dark trails, tall fences, poisonous fumes and mysterious crossbones
“That’s why they call it the jungle, sweetheart”
6 of the current 8 pax on the Shared Leadership Team (SLT) gathered to define the roles/responsibilities and discuss upcoming events and ways to accelerate the region. 5 guys are new to the board, so we spent more time discussing roles.
What is the mission of F3? Plant, grow, serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.
Roles and Responsibilities (see descriptions below and who’s leading each)
Upcoming Events
Open Conversation
Notes
Action Items
Next Meeting Agenda
SOB SLT Roles Descriptions
0445: Alarm goes off. “I can slither back in the fartsack and get 15 more minutes of rest in”
0526: “What time is it?!? &$^&*! I’m going to miss my own Q!”
0527: Sprint downstairs, throw on clothes and grab my shoes, head out the door.
0528: Start the car and back out of a driveway. “Wait a minute…. Shouldn’t I just skip the Q entirely and deal with the relentless shame of not showing up to my own party? Or will I preserve some semblance of dignity showing up significantly late to the workout. Well, it’s too late now”
0530: Attempt to tie shoe laces while driving down Ardrey Kell past the high school. Note to self: Do not every try this again
0536: Coming in hot to Big View Diner. “I hope there’s only 2-3 people who will chastise me upon my arrival.”
0537: “Dang it, there’s more cars here than I expected. Now where could they have gone. Now I’m going to be an even bigger idiot showing up at 0615 and claiming that I spent the last 38 minutes searching for the pax.”
0540: Run towards athletic fields by Elon Park Elementary. “MIDRIFF!” calls out an angelic, albeit burly voice in the distance. Mighty Mite emerges from the neon-light soaked misty distance.
0541: Greeted by the pax with monkey humpers and quietly join in like a dog with its tail between the legs. “These are for you, Midriff” War Eagle declares poignantly. “You can’t call anymore burpees since we’ve been doing those at every speed bump around the school” declares Mighty Mite. The show must go on.
0543: Burpee 1 bombjack, broad jump (2 parking lot spaces) and bear crawl (3 spaces) to end of parking lot by first athletic field. No gloves was a big mistake.
0545: 10 donkey kicks, 30 air press, 15 donkey kicks, 35 air press and 20 donkey kicks, 40 air press on building next to athletic field
0548: Four corner/starfish on soccer field. Start with 3 burpees in middle, then run out to a corner to complete called exercise before repeating next corner. 15 merkins, 15 diamond merkins, 15 wide arm merkins, 15 dry docks. The starfish reminds us that F3 works because there the model does not prioritize centralized leadership. A starfish can lose an appendage and grow another starfish, rather than the whole unit dying. Attempt to atone for my sins by thanking pax for stepping up to lead in my absence. “Ahh, so you intentionally came late to teach us a lesson. That’s cute.” affirmed War Eagle in an encouraging tone.
0558: 10 stepups (each leg), 20 dips, 30 LBC by the benches in the middle of the field.
0603: Suicides on soccer field. 5 jump squats every line. How is Jerry World so fast with such short legs???
0606: Mosey back to Big View, completing 20 monkey humpers and 20 dry docks on the way.
0612: Circle up for 10 merkins, american hammers, 10 merkins, rosalita, 10 merkins, heels to heaven, 10 merkins.
0615: Countarama and Nameorama. How has MARTA posted at 30 unique workouts since January 1? Is he a machine? Or has he found a way to clone himself? Oh wait, I need to ask about announcements..
0621: SOBeer Run on 2/26, Passport challenge, F3 Metro/South Charlotte Blood drive, Waxtravaganza part two in Waxhaw this Saturday. Why is Brexit wearing massive gloves like some hitman in a James Bond film???
0625: Closing prayer. Discuss benefits of permanently relocating to this location. Commiserate with other dads about the eternal conflict with disobedient children. Man, Inkwell’s Jeep is the coolest vehicle out here. I wonder how I can convince the M to make this our next “family” vehicle. Do car seats even fit in that thing?? It’s got a roll cage so that’s pretty safe, right?
0628: Make my way back to the good ole 2012 white Hyundai Sonata. Phew! I made it. Relatively unscathed physically and emotionally. That wasn’t as bad as I though it would be. These guys have my back.
“MIDRIFF!” The burly voice calls out again. This time with eager anticipation. “Let me know when you want to lead a full 45-minute workout”
Brutal. Savage. Rekt.
From Sons of Ballantyne in Charlotte, North Carolina welcome to GUTS The Brave, the action sports show that’s gonna make you sweat!
The action sports show that asks, “Do You Have It????” AUDIENCE: GUTS!
And now, let’s meet today’s fearless players!
Today, our players will be tackling our radical parking deck, the Aggro Crag, where almost anything can happen! The pax with the most points at the end of all of our events is the winner and he will be take home a glowing piece of our awesome rock! Now remember folks, all of our events here in F3 are specifically designed with our players’ safety in mind! They will be wearing safety equipment, and they will have a professional stunt director and stunt spotters with them at all times, are led by peers in a rotating fashion with no training or certification necessary, so please, do not try this at home!
It’s time… to… AUDIENCE: SPILL YOUR GUTS!!!
The Aggro Crag
Final Scores
Announcements
Truth Nuggets
da Vinci was my first encounter with F3 back in February 2020. Heartbreaker Q’d an absolute leg/squat smoker which humbled me as I nearly vomited and could barely walk up a flight of stairs for the next week. Not to mention being bested by men twice my age in nearly ever called exercise. But I digress. Can you believe it’s been 6 years since Mic Check and Tuck launched this thing? I wanted to keep things simple and run with the theme of 6. So we stuck to the good ‘ole BLIMPS format and sprinkled liberally across six pain stations.
The Thang
What you Missed
Announcements
Por Vida
YHC: Just when I thought Tuck couldn’t plan anything dumber… he goes and does this… AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!
Back in 2015 Tuck got the grand stupid idea of running all the Ballantyne parking decks (7 at the time) over the course of an hour-long Brave workout. Why, you may ask? Because it’s Tuck. And it’s the Brave. The better question becomes this. Why the hell not?
We continue the time-honored SOB tradition of gracefully scaling each parking deck and collectively holding our breath that security won’t foil our visions of grandeur. We shatter the concrete ceiling by taking on not just 9 parking decks, but 10. We throw reason to the cool wind that greets us at the upper deck. It’s time to take this to another level.
Here’s what you need to know if you consider yourself brave enough to take on the Deck-athlon:
Now join in with me!
Deck the halls with feats of folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
‘Tis the gloom that makes us jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our reflective apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Troll the risk of your own peril
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Today marks the 80-year anniversary of the Japanese attacks on Pearl Harbor. We remember the incredible sacrifice of many men and women who acted courageously in the face of chaos to protect our homeland. Chaos reveals the character of a nation. The US responded decisively and swiftly, by declaring war on Japan and joining the allies in World War II.
The Thang
80 years ago, America was attacked. Without hesitation, we responded and went on to win World War II. Today we remember those who lost their lives at Pearl Harbor. And honor those who continue to defend our great nation.
Monday workouts are tough. Retribution for that extra drink or dessert while taking in the last gasp of the weekend. My attendance has been poor on Mondays, so took some action by signing up to Q.
The Thang
Reflections
Announcements
Close with gospel prayer. Because I am in Christ:
It’s been a brutal week. The fartsack kept me from posting Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Knowing I had to Q forced me out of the sack despite poor sleep (teething infant + challenging 4, 6 y/o daughters). 4 pax made it into school before the bell rang at 0530. Go time!
The Thang
Moleskine
Announcements
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