Folks –
I am announcing my official “retirement” from the Wiggler. I have enjoyed Q-ing the “original” F3 workout for the last few years, but my 50 year-old knees and joints can longer take the pounding on the pavement. I also have two high schoolers to get out of the house by 6:45 am each day.
Besides – it’s time for some new blood! I hope you all will keep it going and if you do – I will be sure join you from time to time. Probably need a new Q to step up so spread the word. New Q can change the launch location, format, pace, distance at their discretion – but hopefully maintain the “fellowship” pace ethos we enjoyed.
Best to all.
Kenyon Slider
Ron Burgundy: [shocked] What the hell?
Jack Lime: Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
Ron Burgundy: Jack Lime!
Ron Burgundy: Where’s everyone going? Please, I don’t have time to talk, okay? I have to [run The Wiggler].
Run The Wiggler! Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Jogging pace…
**Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Happy Gilmore: [to Chubbs] A guy your size, why don’t you [run The Wiggler]?
Chubbs: My Momma wouldn’t sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.
Run The Wiggler! You don’t need a permission slip! Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Fellowship pace…
**Happy Gilmore
Sandy: I want you to [run The Wiggler]!
Carl Spackler: Check me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I [run The Wiggler], they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
Run The Wiggler! It’s totally legal! Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Caddy pace…
**Caddyshack
Sonny Weaver Jr.: You’re [running The Wiggler]?
Barb Weaver: You’re not?
Run The Wiggler! Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Rookie pace…
**Draft Day
Run The Wiggler! Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Golf clap pace…
** Roy ‘Tin Cup’ McAvoy: Tin Cup
Marty Huggins: Well, I’ll tell you this. I’ll make you [run The Wiggler]. I will. I’ll make you – I’ll make you [run The Wiggler].
Raymond Huggins: I’d say there’s mathematically zero chance of that happening.
Run The Wiggler! Make your family proud! Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Electoral College pace…
**The Campaign
Douglas “Swish” Reemer: We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
Joseph R. Cooper: I’m telling you, it’s [the Wiggler]. We gotta [run the Wiggler]. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.
Run The Wiggler! Get the khakis! Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Fellowship pace…
**BASEketball