Author Archive Gerber

Not to fifty!

  1. That wasn’t the planned “theme” of today’s workout.  However, after I realized we were finishing another set of exercise (burpees) ended up being 50 I kept thinking of that line from The Princess Bride.

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Warm-up:

  • Mosey around high school lot to parking lot behind school.
  • Side Straddle Hop x 15 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
  • Moroccan night clubs x 15 IC (this is where Recalc starts chirping…”
  • Merkins x 10
  • Mountain Climbers x 10 IC
  • Calf Stretch x 15 seconds, flapjack
  • Stretch

The Thang:

Mosey to the speedbump that begins the road to the Globe.  As Goodfella exclaimed, “every workout begins here”.

Paula Abdul:

  • Run up two street lights: 5 burpees
  • Back one street light: 5 speed skaters (2 is 1)
  • All the way around the globe.
  • BC called some plank exercises while we wait on the six

Long Road that goes past the front of both schools:

  • 10 Heels to Heaven at every light on the left and at the end (7 stops = 70 total)

Mosey to the alleyway and grab some wall

  • 5 Merkins, 5 Donkey Kicks, 5 LBCs, 5 second wall sit
  • 10 Merkins, 10 Donkey Kicks, 10 LBCs, 10 second wall sit
  • 15 Merkins, 15 Donkey Kicks, 15 LBCs, 15 second wall sit
  • 20 Merkins, 20 Donkey Kicks, 20 LBCs, 20 second wall sit

Long Road that goes past the front of both schools back to the globe:

  • 10 Lawson Dips (Dips off the curb) at every light on the right and at the end (7 stops = 70 total)

Paula Abdul from the Globe back to the speedbump behind the high school:

  • Run up two street lights: 5 burpees
  • Back one street light: 5 squats
  • All the way to the speed bump.
  • plank jacks and six inch plank jacks while we wait on the six

Mosey to high school lot

  • War Hammers x 11 IC
  • Run across lot
  • Mike Tysons x 10 IC
  • Run across lot
  • War Hammers x 10 IC
  • Run back to AO
  • Mike Tysons x 10 IC

Done!

About 2.5 miles in the books

MOLESKIN:

Today was a little lighter on the miles for my usual Q but I feel like we got at least 50 of exercise except for the Mike Tysons and War Hammers at the end due to time.

Tanyatine is a speed skating pro, if you’d like to see how to properly perform the exercise just watch him.

Apparently Recalc does not approve of warming up the shoulders with Moroccan nightclubs before performing a bunch of shoulder exercises.  He also thinks a proper burpee is not just a clap at the top but it must be an exaggerated loud clap (that will cost you an extra .5 seconds on the IPC)

Had a lot of exercises to get through today and everyone pushed through, made the reps count, and did a great job, Goodfella is a burpee machine and BC held his own despite his scientifically proven height disadvantage on burpees.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Christ Closet moving day is THIS SATURDAY after IPC and bootcamp. Your legs may be dead but you can lift a box and move it.

The Fully Loaded Express

Late Post from last week, August 11, 2020

The Waxhaw Express took off today with an attendance record, 12 in attendance.

Today was also a field trip proctored by Tool Time who wanted to re-create that nostalgic experience from back in May.

The workout that day was (200m/200m recovery, 200m/200m recovery, 400m/400m recovery) x 4

Today the goal was to repeat that May workout but try to get in 5 sets.

Some did, some didn’t, but all worked hard.

Great job to all who came out.  Waxhaw Express is a great opportunity to push yourself and get faster.  It’s open to all and it was great to see the larger than normal numbers.

The Express Takes a Different Track

The Waxhaw Express can be a lot of things.

It can be your Tuesday morning dose of speed work.  It can be at CMS one week and New Town Elementary the next.  Maybe one day it will make it to Briarcrest but the support for the track extension has not panned out.

Either way, after the 800m repeats with bricks at Ignition yesterday, the thought was to mix it up a little bit and get some base miles and then a kettlebell workout.

So, that’s what we did.  5 miles at a moderate pace followed by 4 kettle bell or dumbbell stations:  Shoulder Press, standing row, squats, curls.  All stations x 20 reps and rotate.

Good fellowship on the run and during the station work.

Transporter’s shed is back open for business thanks to school back in session and is in tip top shape.

Stay safe out there and be careful right now with people’s schedules changing there might be new or more traffic on the roads or in the parking lots in the morning.

FROGGER

How to Q Impromptu?  Numbers are always strong going into the weekend and would probably need to split.  Sounds like I would need to dig deep into 1981 for some inspiration from FROGGER

21 men decided to be better this morning.

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Break into two groups

Warm-up:

  • Group A goes south down the path and stop at Rudy’s Palace
  • Side Straddle Hop x 15 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
  • Moroccan night clubs x 15 IC
  • Mosey to traffic circle
  • Merkins x 10 IC
  • Mountain Climbers x 10 IC
  • Calf Stretch x 15 seconds, flapjack
  • Stretch
  • Mosey to middle of HS lot to meet back up with Group B which did their two stop warm up mosey via road in the other direction.

The Thang:

FROGGER

Group A completed 7’s from the bottom of the road that splits the HS lots to the top of that road with Burpees and Bobby Hurley’s

Group B complete a square circuit, long jumping across the road, 10 Big Boys, Bear Crawl from parking lot line to parking lot line, 10 Big Boys.  Then long jump back across road for 10 Speed Skaters, Lunge Walk from parking lot line to parking lot line, 10 Speed Skaters.  PAX repeated circuit until group A is finished.

Mosey to traffic circles by stadium.
Group A: 10 Merkins at Circle, run to bottom of road to other circle, 10 Gas Pumps.  Repeat for total of three rounds

Group B:  10 Merkins at Circle, run to back of High School, 10 Gas Pumps.  Repeat for total of three rounds

Captain Therkin Web:

  • 1 Big Boy, 1 American Hammer IC, 4 Merkins
  • 2 Big Boys, 2 American Hammers IC, 4 Merkins
  • Continued until we were at 6 Big Boys, 6 American Hammers IC, 4 Merkins
  • Had to stop due to time

Fast Mosey back to Start

Done! A little over 2.5 to 3+ miles in the books

MOLESKIN:

Great Job everyone.  The goal today was to try to keep the group “together” but apart while mixing it up a little bit.  I know when more than two directions for a workout are introduced S*@T hits the fan but if we work together we can get it done.

Welcome FNG “Golden Plates”.  He comes to us from Utah and lives is some neighborhood off Cuthbertson Rd.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Fusebox is looking for someone to Q a CPR training class. Please see him for details
  • Schnieder’s FIL Charlie is doing well after hear surgery, lift him up in your prayers
  • Premature’s friend has days left in his battle with Cancer. He is going to start a GoFundMe page to help with funeral expenses.  Please lift us him and his family in prayers as they walk through this time.

The Run of Pain

(Pre-Disclaimer:  Speed Bump’s typing skills are developing so he wrote his back blast and I am typing it up for him.  Also, the workout was 100% designed by him and this is after his original plan was not working out last night and he had to create something new.)

Today was my first official Q.

For today I made a wheel of unfortunate pain with 8 different exercises.

I cut out and made a wheel, colored it, and labeled it with exercises.

When I tested it yesterday it was off balance and landed on “triceps extensions x 10” every time.

I didn’t think that would go over very well so I made a new plan last night.

Don’t worry, my wheel of unfortunate pain will be there for my next Q.

The stars were out, moon was full and bright, and great weather this morning.

There were 23 this morning.  Most were for Chiseled, some were for MASH.

 

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety) about 90 second before 5:30.

 

Mosey to the cinderblocks for those who needed one, mosey back to start

Warm-up:

  • Mosey around Mt. Chiseled and back to start
  • Side Straddle Hop x 10 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 10 IC
  • Moroccan night clubs x 10 IC
  • Merkins x 10 on my down
  • Calf Stretch x 15 seconds, flapjack

The Thang:

  • Tell everyone to spread out along the back curb
    • Start with 5 curls, run to 1st island
    • 10 curls, run to 2nd island
    • 15 curls, run to 3rd island
    • 20 curls, run to 4th island
    • 25 curls, run to 5th island
    • Pick up the six when you are done
  • Repeat with
    • 5 bench press, run to 1st island
    • 10 bench press, run to 2nd island
    • 15 bench press, run to 3rd island
    • 20 bench press, run to 4th island
    • 25 bench press, run to 5th island
  • Plank til the six come back
  • Repeat with
    • 5 dips, run to 1st island
    • 10 dips, run to 2nd island
    • 15 dips, run to 3rd island
    • 20 dips, run to 4th island
    • 25 dips, run to 5th island
  • Burpees with a jump over your block while you wait for the six
  • Speedbump Ab Web
    • LBCs x 5 in cadence / Heels to Heave x 5 in cadence
    • LBCs x 10 in cadence / Heels to Heave x 10 in cadence
    • LBCs x 15 in cadence / Heels to Heave x 15 in cadence
    • LBCs x 20 in cadence / Heels to Heave x 20 in cadence

Mosey back to Start

Done!

 

MOLESKIN:

Good job Glidah and Deadwood.  I gave the chain of pain to Glidah

I like F3 because it is fun and all the guys are funny.  I also like F3 because I just like to workout.

I like to go to F3 because I like to hang out with other people and most of all the F3 guys are the best of all to hang out with.

That is all for Speedbump’s first Q

Slugfest

Today was my Ignition VQ! Was a good run with everyone that worked their butts off! And NO this is not the express, we went doing merkins/burpees/big boys!

Warmup:

Mosey from the main parking lot around the school to the high school large parking lot.

Stretch / warm up

The Thang:

3 rounds of up hill runs (to the traffic island)(approx. ¼ mile).  5 merkins at the island, run back down, 5 merkins at the start followed by planks while waiting on the six.

3 rounds of up hill runs up to the spirit rock (approx. ½ mile).  20 big boys at the rock, run back down, hold plank at the start (a lot of groaning went on during this time).

And then we were off to Champion Forest

Started at the street where it is approx a one mile loop, split into 2 groups where we would meet in the middle.

1 mile loop Indian run, after each group cycle, 10 merkins (alt from Diamond, wide, and regular)

Pax met in the middle for 10 burpees, 20 merkins, and 30 big boys.

Indian run continued until group met once again.

10 merkins, then run back to campus with planks and merkins along the way.

5+ miles were accomplished by the team today! Great job everyone !

You’re a Champion, We’re all Champions

What’s the best thing to do at 5:15am on a Monday morning after a long hot weekend?  Hit the crowd favorite Champion Forest of course.

No Hollywood, Wolverine, Easy Button or the newest Ignition regular Recalc but the show must go on.

DiCCS (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Warm Up:

  • Mosey .9 Mile into Champion Forest down Waynewood to the 4 way Stop
  • SSH x 15 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
  • Merkins x 10
  • Mountain Climbers x 10 IC
  • Calf Stretch

The Thang:

Mosey to Bauer Place

  • 5 burpees
  • Plank for instructions
  • 10 Merkins at the top
  • 10 War Hammers (1 Big Boy situp with 2 single count American Hammers) at the bottom
  • 3 sets

Mosey to Whitaker Place

  • 5 burpees
  • Plank for instructions
  • 10 Hand Release Merkins at bottom
  • 10 Heels to Heaven at top
  • 3 sets

Mosey to beginning of the Waynewood culdesac

  • 5 burpees
  • Plank for instructions
  • 10 T-Merkins at top
  • 20 single count Flutters at bottom
  • 3 sets

Mosey to beginning of Chisholm Court

  • 5 burpees
  • Plank for instructions
  • 10 Dry docks at top
  • 20 single count American Hammers at bottom
  • 3 sets

Mosey to the Waynewood and Dobson intersection

  • 5 burpees
  • Plank for instructions
  • Mosey back to stoplight at Cuthbertson alternating between 10 Merkins and 10 single count Speed Skaters at every street light
  • 5 burpees at the stoplight

Mosey to the benches in front of the High School

  • 20 Dips
  • 10 Derkins
  • 20 Step Ups
  • 20 Dips
  • 10 Derkins
  • 20 Step Ups

Mosey back to AO

Done!  About 5.5 miles in the books

MOLESKIN:

Champion Forest always takes a toll but this morning seemed worse than normal.  The humidity, the loooong hill coming back up from the bottom, the long Chisholm Ct. repeats, it grinds you down.

The Original Plan was to start with the True Burpee Mile.  But, after Dasher’s 150 Burpee Iron Pax preview two days earlier that was not happening today.

Tool Time and Glidah were pushing the pace and set the bar high today.  Ice 9’s heave-o-meter was active early which is always an indication of how hard he’s working.  Bottlecap and Dasher made it through all those hand release and back exercises shirtless and are in the lead for the Iron-Bax challenge.

As we approached Chisholm Ct. today we saw Fuse Box pulling out on his way to Asylum and almost right into a couple of deer on Dobson.  That would have been a great way to start the morning.

73 degrees with a 72 degree dew point and 94% humidity is no joke and everyone really worked hard and pushed each other, great job!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • ALL WORKOUTS WILL RETURN TO PRE-COVID STARTING TIMES BEGINNING NEXT MONDAY, AUGUST 3.  As schools start back up teachers and staff will be returning to school early in the morning and traffic in the parking lots of most of our AOs will be getting busy.
  • Look for an announcement concerning our F3 Waxhaw Official 1 Year Convergersary.  Date is Labor Day, Monday, September 7, 2020.  Mark your calendar.
  • Waxhaw Express tomorrow at 5:30am at Cuthbertson.

The scent of danger takes me to the edge of panic

 



The Floater is probably my favorite site. Why?  Maybe it’s the danger in the air. You never know if you’ll be hit by a garbage truck rolling through, an early morning commuter, a train. You could break an ankle on a curb, pothole, unkept road, you name it. It’s danger and excitement all rolled into one.

13 PAX with a love of danger decided the soupy 71 degree dew point and made for perfect conditions.

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Mosey the .3 mile “church lap” which is the block that encompasses the Waxhaw United Methodist Church property.  This was also a preview lap for some of the upcoming workout.

Warm-up:

  • Side Straddle Hop x 15 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
  • Merkins x 10
  • Calf Stretch x 15 seconds, flapjack
  • Downward Dog
  • Warrior Pose

The Thang:

The Briarcrest 400

  • Starting corner 15 Donkey Kicks on the wall along Church St. 
  • 15 Merkins at the McDonald and Broad St. intersection
  • 15 Big Boy sit-ups at the Broad and Price St. intersection (Form police 🚔 were on stakeout at this corner)
  • 15 Squats at the top of the hill at the Price and Church St. intersection
  • Burpee at the end of each lap, increase x 1 per lap
  • Rinse and repeat x 4 total
  • Pickup the six when you’re finished

Mosey to the side of South Main Street BBQ

  • Run down S. Providence St. stopping at the 4 side streets and stop sign at McCain St. for 5 T Merkins, 25 total.
  • Circle back for the six

Mosey to Wall on the side of South Providence School

  • Run Bad Idea hill to cemetery
  • 10 Mike Tyson’s
  • Run Bad Idea hill back to school wall
  • 20 American Hammers (2 is 1)
  • Run Bad Idea hill back to cemetery
  • 10 Mike Tyson’s
  • Run Bad Idea hill back to school wall
  • 20 American Hammers (2 is 1)
  • Circle back for the six

Mosey to start of S. Providence St.

  • Run up S. Providence St. stopping at the 4 side streets and stop sign at South Main Street BBQ for 5 T Merkins, 25 total.
  • Circle back for the six

Mosey back across Main St. to the AO, 6:45 and 30

Done!  3.2 – 3.8 miles in the books  

MOLESKIN:

Wow, it was hot. Good to see some newer faces out there like Sugar Daddy and Surge. Both respects and both out there killing it. Welcome and keep coming out.

Reclac’s tube top seems to be getting longer, looks like the Waxhaw Express workouts are paying off.

Bad Idea Hill has recently been paved and sealed and is puuuurty nice. When the start times roll back soon it shouldn’t have as much morning traffic and be even nicer.

Great job everyone. Heavy on the miles today and everyone really pushed and did a good job staying together as a group.

Thank you for the opportunity to lead this morning.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • OPEN DOOR men’s bible study. Three options. Saturday and Sunday morning via Zoom and Saturday in person at Five Stones. Reach out to Bottlecap or check GroupMe for times
  • Labor Day 1 year anniversary coming up. Be on the lookout for an announcement soon.
  • Carb Loads daughter’s bar mitzvah is Saturday, August 15th here locally and he would love the PAX to do a drive by.

Tuesday Speed Day in Perfect Weather

Late Waxhaw Express from Tuesday 6/16/2020

Let’s be honest, last week was hot, it was humid, it was a tough speed day.

This week it was cool and low humidity.

DiCCS (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Warm Up:

  • Run .1 Mile
  • SSH x 15 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
  • General Stretching
  • Calf Stretch
  • Toy Soldiers

 

The Thang:

  • 3 x (4 min at threshold pace with 1 minute rest)
  • 2 x (1000m at interval pace with a 3 min recovery jog)
  • 4 x (200m at repetition pace with 200m jog)
  • Mile cool down

MOLESKIN:

The wheels were moving today.  Everyone stayed together and we started every repeat together.  Great workout and great push everyone.  I recommend everyone looking to get faster to come out to Waxhaw Express, all paces welcome!

6/4/20 Pursuit of Happiness

Late Pursuit Entry from last week.

DiCCS (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Warm Up:

  • Run 1.4 Mile
  • Dynamic Stretching
  • Calf Stretch

The Thang:

  • 4 x (200m at R pace, 200m job)
  • 3 x (1000m at I pace, 2 min jog)
  • 2 x (400m at R pace, 400m jog)
  • 1 mile cool down

MOLESKIN:

Another great day at Pursuit.  Those 1000m laps at I pace was definitely tough.  Great work and push everyone.