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[theturn] Return to the (speedy) gloom for one sad porpoise

DATE: 2023-01-05 AO: -Devils-Turn Q: flipper PAX: Polly, hairball, Joker_Shawn Heath, Alf, Saigon Sam, Chopper, Dosey Doe, voodoo, Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), turkey_leg, soft_pretzel, frasier FNGs: None COUNT: 12
THE THANG: Slackblast for a running workout? yeah I guess they could be a thing but don’t hold your breath. Today’s writing has more to do with the writer than it does with the activity as the run itself was “we ran 7 miles around the Rea Rd. & Hwy51 vicinity of Area51.” Hard to work much banter or wit with that simple of a weinke. Well, thats what some of us did anyways, others were off running on the track or some ungodly tempo pace, but thats what Strava is for…
No, YHC’s ramblings today has more to do with my experience heading into this morning’s romp in the gloom. For the last 90 days or so, I’ve been dealing with an Achilles injury which has significantly limited by mobility to the point of completely prohibiting my ability to run without pain. While us PAX are no strangers to the concept of IR, this one was different for me. Since I was in my late 20s, I had been chasing a BQ (Boston Marathon qualifying time) and this year was SUPPOSED TO BE MY YEAR… or so I thought. After a strong PR in 2020, and taking 2021 to rebuild my stride for efficiency and to reduce injury risk, I was locked in on Chicago, or potentially Kiawah, to be MY DAY. Boy did I have that twisted. After a lackluster training block and a near disasterous run in Chicago (almost walked off the course at mile 16 and finished 21 minutes off my PR), I found myself injured and wholly disenfranchised.
Before Chicago I was hellbent on a single focus, and I had buried much more of my hopes and dreams on an outcome I couldn’t really control than was truly reasonable. 2022 was a hellacious year for me and my family if I am being honest, and the abject disappointment in the face of what had been anointed in my mind as my “big day” really put me over the edge. In truth, it was just the straw that broke the camels back.
I spent much of the past year in a dark place, discontent, irritable, withdrawn, and somewhat aimless in my professional and personal spheres. It was only my running which seemed to have any meaning, and I allowed that focus to distract me from the very real issues I’d allowed to crop up in my life. Rather deal with what I’ll freely label as depression, I buried myself in my obsession, but failed to even do that true justice. Coming out of October and heading into the holidays, I imploded. I won’t bore the PAX with a full recap, but the holidays were not entirely happy for me, but therein I found the best gift of all… the need for shield lock, for support, for love, and I found it.
This isn’t the point where I tout the value of F3 (tho that is part of my story), but the point where I talk about the importance of vulnerability and honesty with yourself and those who love you. You see, the implosion I experienced over the holidays helped me realize how “not ok” I actually am right now. Through the well intended “checking on you” messages from family and friends (many of who were PAX), I saw the reflection of the husk of myself I had slowly become, and that image was jarring to say the least.
If you’ve followed this depressing ramble this far, this is where YHC reaches a semblance of a point. There is redemption and hope even when you feel you’re at the bottom. I have been gifted with the bravery to say out loud to those within my circle, within my shield lock, “hey, I’m not ok, but I’m working on it.” In saying so, I’ve been humbled, even moved to tears, by the overwhelmingly positive response. I’ve never been more grateful for my support system then I am right now, and this readership is no small part of that system. As my body heals, and I return to my formerly speedy(ish) self, so does my spirit begin its own healing process.
As Alf so sagely put it, while we watched Voodoo and Soft-Pretzel dissappear into the waiting gloom ahead of us this morning, we’ve been gifted with something special here boys. Men who show up with us every morning, not only to work on strengthening themselves, but to stand in the gap beside us as we do the same, both physically and emotionally. Never before has the gift of F3, the community of brothers, seemed so valuable to me, and its a gift I pray I never take for granted.
TL/DR – We need each other men, keep reaching out, keep giving each other the gift of honesty, consideration, humility, and faith. We need this crazy thing more than we know at times, so lets continue to make the gloom the best part of each others’ days.
-Flipper
PS. Part of my realization came from an instagram post i stumbled upon during an evening of aimless scrolling, probably the most meaningful 30 seconds of media I’ve ever come across. Search for #imalrighttoo, never a better endorsement for why ALL men need F3.

I feel bad about your funhouse mirror

39 years, not really a very big deal in most circumstances.  It’s not a milestone birthday, its “just one more year”, one more trip around the sun.  So why make a deal out of it.  In part, I guess, its serendipity my birthday landed on a Saturday giving me the opportunity to return to my favorite AO to kickstart my 40th annum.  The other part, is each year is a gift worth celebrating, worth acknowledging the gift which was another 365 days of breath, of strength, and of enduring the challenges of every day life.  I appreciate the PAX who tolerated my vanity, and humored my hubris, by posting alongside me this morning.  Read on to know what we did:

The Thang:

COT including 13 of IW, LSS, LSM (3 X 13 = 39) followed by 13 burpees.

-Mosey over to the circuit in the parking lot outside the hotbox consisting of:
-Sister Mary-Katherines

-80# Squats

-40# Ball Slams

-60# ground to overhead

-35# Triple Lindys

-44# Plate press burpees

-Ball-Over Merkins

-Deadlifts with either 120# bag or 2 44# bells

-Burpees

We did 3 rounds Tabata style, 40 seconds on each station with 20 seconds to rotate to the next.  After round 1 we moseyed to the wall for peoples chair with 13 alternating leg lifts in cadence, 13 count right leg up, 13 count left leg up with 13 count balls to the walls in between each set of PC.  After round 2 of the Tabata we went to the tables in the hotbox for 13 step ups, 13 dips, 13 derkins X3.

After round 3 we re-loaded the truck and moseyed back to the start for circle of Mary including  Flutta, LBC, Dolly, Rosalita, protractor, American hammer, and plank-o-rama

Moleskin:

-It’s always awesome to show how much work occurs standing in a parking lot picking up heavy things.  I do believe all PAX (except Joker who was doubling down and taking it easy) were thoroughly smoked after 2 rounds of Tabata and the third was an absolute ball-buster.

-Speaking of Joker, after a 1 hour speed work set at a nearby track, he rolled in late and upset what was a perfect 8 station circuit.  YHC knew he was coming tho, so the audible was pre-considered and applied in real time (adding the sister Mary Katherines, which got many a grumble.)

-During the second set, Cheese Curd was squatting opposite Stalker when he said the most cheese curd thing ever.  “It’s like looking in a funhouse mirror, I’m bigger, tougher, and squat deeper.  I feel really bad about your reflection though.”

-Speaking of Cheese Curd, his usual ridicule was somewhat muted as he seemed to be quite labored from doing work.  Today we learned he DOES have a mute button… now only if it would work on McGee… I’ll investigate and report back.

-I should already know this, but YHC really needs to stop pre-defined circuits next to Alf.   During the bench work, he was routinely done with his Derkins before I started, and it was done with good form.  WAMRAP has built a monster there…

-Hoover and Geraldo seem to think their stature immunizes them from having to do burpees, not sure why that is…

-Urlacher makes odd noises when lifting weights… curd squeaks 2.0?

-Joker spent most of the time we were doing bench work chatting up the three ladies who were doing some kind of Pilates on the other side of the hot-box.  Married men have no game, just saying…

-Spent the entire workout and time after doing things themed around my birthday and complete failed to acknowledge Madison’s 50th birthday which is today as well. RESPECT brother, and apologies for failing to acknowledge during COT… just awful dropping of the ball on my part.

Announcements:

-F310year.com. Check it out, October in Wilmington, Join the slack channel, sound off about whether or not you might want to go.  It’d be really cool if you did man.

-8/14 bring your broken down 26” or great bikes to RockZero, Stone-Cold will be coordinating a drop off to a compatriot who will refurb them and then donate them to a family in need of basic transportation.

 

The Circus Brings All the PAX to the Yard

Orange Whip first asked YHC to Q Kevlar in late 2020, and at the time Friday was a critical element of my run training block.  Marathon season came and went, yet I’d not yet gotten around to take him up on the standing offer to check out A51’s most easterly workout (some will claim Joust is more easterly, which is true, but is frisbee a workout?).  On Monday at the board meeting, OW asked me what I was doing Friday, and like that I was on the hook… couldn’t be happier.

THE THANG:

After a thorough disclaimer, mosey out to the end of the parking lot and back to the launch for COP: IW, LSS, LSM… enough of that, on to the gear!

Circuit consisted of:

-Farmers carry w/ 2 35# plates (this is the timer)

-Ball-Over Offset Merkin

-Sandbag Clean and Press (60# or 80#)

-Box Jump (20”, 24”, or 30”)

-Slamball (40#) Burpee

-40# sandbag abducter crunches

-Kettlebell Sumo DL (67#)

-Lunges (or counter rotation reverse lunges) w/60# bag

-Squats w/ 60# or 80# bag

-Cross Body Lateral Step Ups with 20# or 40# ball

-Merkins with alternating opposite arm/leg lift at the top

-One Hand KB swings w/ 35# or 44#

We did a full rotation of the above, ran over to the church entrance for some peoples chair variations, ran back for another around of the circuit, then to the hill for some merkin/CDD 7s and then finished with another half circuit.

Ye Olde Moleskin:

-In case the PAX haven’t noticed, YHC loves gear work.  After years and years of body weight boot camps and endless running, it is nice to pick up some heavy things from time to time.  Unfortunately you have to be insane (like me) or incredibly wealthy (unlike me) to invest in enough gear to Q a workout.  The last few times Whip l’Orange and I have talked about Kevlar, he had mentioned relatively chronic low turnout (something about chasing a glow in the dark children’s toy being more appealing than real man’s work) and so I planned for a low headcount when packing the truck.  Thank god Horse Head and Geraldo always have gear with them so we could accommodate all 12 of the PAX who showed today, and I didn’t have to get fancy with alternating groups or something to that effect.  Lesson learned, bring all the gear when I’m throwing a gear party.

-The Box-Jump continues to be a surprisingly novel workout move.  While we often do jump-ups, the benches we use are rarely over 18 inches off the ground.  You start asking PAX to hit 20+ inch jumps and things all of a sudden can get a little dicey.  That said, I saw Pudge, Sharkbait, HH, and OW all hit the 30” jump multiple times this morning, well done boys.  Explosive plyometric movements like box-jumping create amazing fitness and leg strength.

-Very little mumble chatter from this group today.  Not sure if the easterly PAX are just more quiet than the Hydra crew by nature, or if the circuit had them silenced.  What little discussion we did hear, besides Horsehead of course, was in compliments of the music.  It’s amazing what loading Jump by VanHalen into Pandora will do to create a playlist which every man with a pulse will enjoy working out to.

-At the second break I decided to call an audible and do 7s instead of what I had originally planned.  As I began to move towards the hill, OW tried to tell me “we dont use that hill.”  He should know by now that just incentivized me further.  That said… whew… burley hill for 7s.

-Solid effort all the way around, nobody was mailing it in and everyone had a healthy lather going on by the end of 45 minutes.  DW mentioned “under a mile” and I had to smile.  You don’t have to run to work of a sweat, especially in the heat of Charlotte July mornings.

 

Announcements:

-Stone Cold is collecting 26” and larger bikes to donate for refurbishment so they can provide transportation for those in need.

-F3 10 year anniversary  is now the weekend of 10/8-10/10 in Wilmington NC.  South Charlotte currently only has a few PAX signed up, but this should be a fantastic opportunity to do some real good living with like minded men from across the nation.  If you’re thinking about going, talk it up with PAX at workouts and lets get a crew together to head down.

-Crane Relay is on 8/13, they’re still looking to get a few more teams worth of runners in.  Check out the running channel on slack or DM Frasier

 

SYITG

-Flipper

What Teenagers Listened to 30 Years Ago

Bootcamps are awesome, everyone knows it, but YHC so rarely gets to enjoy them due to various reasons.  Whether its run training, busy summer schedules, or a decision to take a much needed morning off, it seems once a week is my high water mark these days.  So you can only imagine my delight when I get to not only post a Saturday morning ‘camp, but lead the men of DaVinci into the twilight of morning today.  Little did the men know Flipper’s traveling circus of pain had exited the garage again, and they were in for a treat beatdown.  7, no make that 10, PAX joined in the gloom and we were off.

THE THANG:

Go run a quick lap around Best Buy while the Q finishes set up and then circle for COP consisting of IW, LSS and LSM.  The remainder of the workout consisted of station work:

-35# each hand Farmers Carry around the the cones was the timer

-Heavy Jump rope (or speed rope)

-Chest to plate overhead press with 44# plate

-80# sandbag deadlift

-60# sandbag overhead press

-30” step ups

-Box jumps choose your own adventure (20”, 24”, or 30”)

-Ball-over merkins

-40# slamball curl, press, and slam

-44# single hand KB swings

PAX rotated stations every time the farmers carry was completed.  In between full rotations we:

-Ran AYG to the far end of the lot and back

-Peoples chair with imperial march, lift left leg, lift right leg, then reverse walltar jai

-Wall Tar Jai mixed with elbow plank alternating leg lifts

After 4 full rounds, we finished with five minute o’ Mary.

Ye Skinny Molething:

-I’ve made it my personal mission to make gear workouts great again.  F3 is fantastic for fitness, but we’re sorely skewed towards cardio.  So when I have the chance I love to pack up the old circus and wring the pax out with some greater than body-weight resistance work.  The coolest thing is, despite the lack of prevalence, the PAX never shy away from gear.  Everyone is game, everyone gets after it, and everyone gets stronger.

-I’m convinced Rousey visits another plane of existence during workouts.  “Modify as necessary” isn’t just a suggestion for him, its a way of life.  Whether its 360s off the jump box, meandering farmers carries, or creative kettle bell creations, he made the workout his own and loved every second of it.  There is a level of enthusiasm there which truly warms the heart, and I’m a better man for having experienced it today.

-Seeing Doc in the gloom today really warmed my spirit.  While we’ve never been tight, Doc has always been a man who pushed me.  His determination and grit at workouts is legendary, so to see such a beast laid low by infirmity was something which impacted many of us deeply I know.  To see him this AM back to crushing workouts  and watch him pull away during the AYG just reinforces my belief in the power of the human spirit.

-C3PO is doing something right with his boys, those two are beasts.  I threw a literal gym’s worth of a equipment (more than some Marriotts I believe I overheard somebody say) and they just did work.  Up at 6:30 (well 6:33 was when they got there I think) and just crushing a challenging work out… Your dad game is strong my friend, well done.

-The music experienced technical difficulties today.  First I couldn’t get the speaker connected (Q fail) and then Pandora was playing the greatest middle school dance songs from the 80s instead of the Van Halen, Motley Crue, and AC/DC mix I’m used to from the station.  After Tears for Fears, Berlin, and Foreigner followed Billy Joel and Huey Lewis and the News, YHC began to skip songs.  Apparently there was a ToTo rag in there somewhere, as One Star began to brow-beat the DJ for apparent lack of class. A beating YHC well deserved in truth, but finally we got to Dynamite and things got back on track.

-Mighty Might was plugging his favorite gear workout, swole, for those at the workout who were unfamiliar with the appropriate bell swing form.  He also deadlifted both 80# bags during one of his sets, so clearly something is working for him.

-Soft Pretzel called me “Doc” at one point during the workout.  Either I’m doing something right, or he was hitting the weights so hard his mind was deprived of oxygen.  I’m betting mostly the latter, but I hope maybe a bit of the former was mixed in too.

-By the end of the workout, just in time for the mandatory family photo, most shirts had come off to be wrung out, as the PAX seem to have sweated through their garments to one degree or another.  Clearly the weinke did its job.   Take a nap boys, you’ve earned it.

 

It’s always a pleasure to work with the men of SOB, thank you for following and SYITG

-Flipper

PS… He chicken ran, but worth calling out a Happy Birthday to TurkeyLeg!  Not quite respect but very respectful.

Speed in your time of need.

Endurance running is a study in passion, in perseverance, in grit, and in determination.  When we race, we ask our bodies to operate at the limit of their capacity for significantly extended periods of time.  By the final third of every race our legs are heavy, our lungs are burning, our minds are exhausted, and we just want to be done.  However, it is often in this final third where the race is won or lost.  Whether we’re running for a personal best, trying to beat the guy we signed up with, or finally capture that elusive age group podium, our last chance to hit our goals come in the final third.

The next 5 weeks of swift will be focused on helping us maximize our potential and perform with strength in the final third of our races.  It will feel a little different for long standing Swift veterans, but the goal is the same, making better runners through targeted training.  In addition to training the body, this program is about training the mind.  We will be building the power, but also the restraint, necessary to peak at the right time, and finish the race with excellence.

I will be updating this pre-blast weekly to share the next stage of the training, so that home or abroad you are able to work through the program and realize the benefits.

 

Week 1: tale of two 1600s

-Warmup to the bull ring via direct route and complete Swift-Staple dynamic stretching

-At the top of the bull ring, commence the following ladder:

-1600 w/ 800 recovery

-800 w/ 400 recovery

-400 w/ 200 recovery

-200 w/ 200 recovery

-400 w/200 recovery

-800 w/400 recovery

-1600 w/ 800 recovery

-Each and every one of us will run this ladder at different paces, however the idea here is to get fast in the second rep at each distance.  Additionally recovery should be in the neighborhood of our usual “steady state run”. So, for me, I’m going to go for my first 1600 at 10k pace w/ recovery around 8:30/mile, my 800 around 5k pace and same recovery pace, my 400 around mile pace, and my 200 around an 800 race pace.  When climbing back up the ladder I’m going to aim to take about 15-20 seconds a mile off the prior rep.  So, if I run my first 1600 in ~6:50, my last should be around 6:30. (In order to develop your recommended paces, check out https://runsmartproject.com/calculator/ and use a recent time trial or near race performance to gauge your equivalent paces.)

Week 2: Ben for the win

-Warmup to Harney & Rushmore intersection for dynamic Stretches

-3X 8 Minutes at 5k-10k pace, 2 minutes recovery at 10k-90 seconds per mile

-Mosey to the base of Ben Nevis

-30, 60, 90 seconds up Ben Nevis (if you summit in 90 seconds, head back down) 30 seconds rest once the 6 is in, then go again.  The effort on these should feel harder than your 1 miler by a good margin.  Not giving a pace target here, but you should be thoroughly gassed by the end of 90 seconds.  Repeato till 6:10.

-Mosey to launch

 

Week 3: You want me to run how long?

-Warmup to Community house

-4X1200 w/ 2 minutes recovery.  First 1200 should be around 10k pace, then plan to progress 10-15 seconds per mile from there.  So if your first 1200 is at 7:30/mile, your 4th should be down around 6:30/mile.  If you finish early, run a 5th 1200 half way out and back, or sweep the six but stay above a recovery pace.  Keep in mind, with the temperatures and humidity we’re seeing, you’re likely to be 3-6% off what pace you’d be running in the spring or fall.

-Progression Run Back to launch, starting around 10k pace and progressing 10-15 seconds per mile every .25 miles. If you arrive back near the launch early, extra credit all the way down to Rushmore  and loop back around.  The idea here is to finish your progression at or below the pace of your fastest 1200.  If get to Rushmore and loop back at the last parking lot pass through before Harney, you’ll hit 2 miles half way back up the hill to the launch point.

Week 4: 

-Warm up to the top of Ben Nevis

-Through BCC, 1 Mile at 10k + 30sec/mile, recover to the six for 2:00, 3 minutes at 1 mile race pace + 30 sec/mile, recover for 2:00 to the six.

-Each cycle, cut 5-10 seconds per mile for the 1 mile interval, keep 3 minutes at the same pace.

-Run all the way to Ballantyne Commons.

-Regroup with the six and run back to launch.

Week 5: 

This week sees us returning back to to bull ring, and to the program from Week 1.  Same 1600, 800, 400, 200, 400,800,1600 with half recovery format as we did a month ago.  The only thing which we’ll shift is target paces.  We will hold our first set of reps to the same 10k, 5k, mile race and .5 mile race paces.  On the way back up, last time, we clipped 15-20 seconds per mile from the prior rep of that distance, and this week we should look to clip a little more.  Check your times from last go around and plan to out-run them!

 

SYITG

-Flipper

 

Running it back

YHC was talking with Deep Dish a few weeks back and offered to take a Q at Hawks Nest, lo and behold the day after Memorial Day was available.  If you don’t know YHC, or haven’t been around me during the May of any of the 8ish years I’ve been posting, you may not be aware of my fervor around remembering the fallen.  The 7 men who posted at HawksNest this morning were resoundingly reminded of that fact, and that my personal belief is Memorial Day = The Murph.

 

The Thang:

Run to OP and circle up for a quick  COP (IW X20, LSS X20)

Mosey to basketball courts and partner up

Partner 1 runs to one of the two playgrounds for 5 Pull-ups while Partner 2 completes merkins while they wait

Upon Partner 1’s return, both partners complete 15 air squats, then partner 2 heads out to complete 5 pull-ups while Partner 1 completes a set of merkins while they wait.

Flap Jack, Repeato, until both partners complete 10 sets of Pull-Ups

Mosey back to the launch point

Circle up for Mary consisting of Flutta, H2H, and Freddie Mercury

Donezo

Moleskinney:

It was great to work out with a solid crew of PAX, where I believe the average age (less YHC) was 50+.  A very RESPECTful effort was offered by all.  YHC had intended to use effort in order to silence the mumble chatter for which the ‘nest is famous, but Trifuesnik was sleeping off their Memorial Day, so we just had strong PAX getting after it in relative silence.

Math is not my strong suit.  I had planned to do 3 person groups in order to ensure enough room on the various pull-up contraptions.  When the numbers turned out to be below average, YHC dropped to partners and flubbed the calculation on the squat count.  So a half-murph turned into a 50 count pull-ups, ~100-150 merkins, and the full 300 squats… Q fail.

F3 is good living, based on the examples provided by Snuka, Chopper, Hopper and Mr. Magoo.  I hope I am going half as strong in 12 years (yes I’m that stinking young boys).

There was quite a significant bit of “out-gassing,” audible over the chirping of birds and grunting of PAX, likely evidence of hops and beef enjoyed in droves over the long weekend.  Its a statement when there is so little mumble chatter during a workout that YHC is resorting to flatulence commentary to fill out a back blast…

Geraldo isn’t “fast for a big man,” he is just plain fast.  YHC tried to drop him on the half mile back to launch from OP, and he dogged me every step of the way, despite us reaching speeds in excess of 6:50/mile

It is always an honor to be trusted to lead, especially when its a group of Wiley veterans like this morning’s PAX.  I was smoked when I got home, hopefully they were as well.  Until next time…

 

SYITG

-Flipper

 

Nobody loves the alligator

Week two of Runs & Guns started a bit more optimistically than week one, with YHC actually arriving on time for the 0515 pre run to meet up with TurkeyLeg and Toolbag who once again started at 0500 #dedication.  Add in site FNG Jello and we were off for a quick out and back to Day Zero (or in that direction if you didn’t want to run in the low 7s).  Upon arrival back at the launch we were greeted by Goonie, Madison and Orangewhip.  Joker arrived not quite on two wheels and then it was 0530.  Healthy briefing was given which was mildly disclaimer like and we got started.

THE THANG:

Run:

Agility ladder w/ ~40 yard sprint then mosey around the island and back to the start for 10 minutes.

Mobility Cycle:

Malasana prep squat alternating with Forward Fold

Forward Fold Squat w/ fingers under toes

Runners Lunge alternating with Hamstring stretch

Figure four stretch

Inch Worm

Knee to elbow Bearcrawl

Alligator

Advanced Alligator

Strength Circuit:

Return of the 10 X Box Jump as the “timer”

Ball-Over Merkins

Single Leg Squat

Strict Curl-Squat-Press & Slam with 40# ball

Scorpion Merkins

Clean & Press w/ 60# bag

Bird-Dog Merkins

Depth Charges

 

fin.

 

Moleeoleoleoleskin:

-Welcome Jello, OrangeWhip, Madison & Joker to the mildly demented musings of an under exercised mind.  Good effort from everyone today as we introduced a few new movements and stretched the credibility of the definition of “bootcamp.”  RnG isn’t ever going to be a high intensity workout, the very nature of the mobility segment in the middle prevents that from occurring.  That said, the strength circuit seems to be a crowd pleaser.

-YHC finds himself coaching form more often than I had thought I would, but doing things correctly prevents injury and maximizes results, so there you have it.  Hopefully the PAX appreciate the feedback #pursuitofperfection

-Joker  seemed to particularly appreciate the mobility work as he paused to comment “my hips feel great!”  At nearly 50 years young, mobility is a great way to spice up your fitness routine, especially if you’re a former Nantan.

-OrangeWhip cheats… he just does.  I’ve yet to find something he can’t do well.  Between slaying the agility to sprint cycle and hitting the 30 inch jumps X 10 in what felt like 25 seconds, he was the PAX to beat all morning. T-claps

-Grasshopper was not in attendance today, having posted something on slack late last night about excess celebration.  YHC also over indulged yesterday evening, however when you’re both the site Q and the QIC, the fartsack is not an option… it shouldn’t be for anyone else either so when you see ‘hopper give him some mumble-chatter.

-Goonie clearly played football at some point in his life as his ladder to sprint form was impeccable.

-Jello was embarrassing all of us with his flexibility #balletdad

-YHC is grateful to the PAX for trusting me with their future speed, and I’m enjoying putting together this new format.  That said, looking forward to having a few other Qs step up, if you want to lead RnG let me know!

 

SYITG

-Flipper

Return of the Ringmaster – A Bagpipe Story

COVID-19, the destroyer of so many things we held dear.  Hospitality and Tourism industries may never be the same after the last 18 months, crowded bars and concert venues will likely feel very different when live entertainment returns in force, and Flipper’s Traveling Circus of Pain was shuttered for 18 months.  But, thankfully, we are beginning to emerge from the pandemic induced miasma, and so it was with great joy that YHC buttoned up my metaphorical silver-buttoned jacket before heading into the gloom this morning.  It was time for the three rings of downpainment to return to the PAX of South Charlotte, and no more fitting a place then where it was all born almost 5 years ago, Bagpipe.  The Tax Man cometh, the bean counter Lorax surrendered his Q, and thus the plan was set in motion.

The Thang:

Mosey to the lot adjacent to Loch Ness and circle up for IW, LSS, Moroccan Night Club, and mumble-chatter induced Burpees.

Unload the truck then divide the PAX into 2 groups.  While one group ran to the pull-up bars to complete 10 Pull-Ups per PAX (2 at a time and other PAX do Merkins while they waited) the other group would complete a circuit of:

-Front (or shoulder) squats w/ 80# sandbag

-35# KB swings

-45# Plate Burpees

-Clean & Press w/ 60# sandbag

-40# Slamball slams

-10X 20″, 24″ or 30″ box jumps (this was the timer for rotating to the next station).

 

Rotate through as each group of PAX returned, the other ran, flap-jack, repeato.  Group Two took 4 trips to the bars, group 1 only got 3.

Mosey back to the launch point for a couple quick minutes of Mary.

Calliope Moleskine:

-I LOVE BAGPIPE.  What a great AO for a Tuesday morning bootcamp.  Great features to add texture to the weinke, and pull-up bars are hard not to use.  I don’t get to post or Q often as often my 2nd morning of the week goes to speed work at Swift.  The Silverlining of PT mandated “low intensity” running this quarter is my availability to step in when Lorax went down.  I really need to find a way to make Bagpipe a feature of my routine from time to time even when I don’t have medically induced intervalitis.

-The PAX (well the 5 I could hear) grumbled mightily about the addition of weight to the workout.  This just means gear needs to be used more frequently (check out Proving Ground or Swole/Meathead/Olympus boys, worth the trip).  Body weight is fantastic, but we need to find more opportunities to use weight to create well rounded strength.  Hopefully the sore shoulders and quads this afternoon will remind the PAX of this.

-YHC hit a 30″ box jump for the first time in YEARS this morning.  Adding plyometrics back into my routine is starting to pay off and it felt good.  Getting out of our boxes and creating discomfort yields results.  Several other PAX also hit 30″, no small feat for white men who can’t jump.

-Frehly’s started out the morning with lots of jokes (hence the burpees in COP) but was quickly quieted.  The only thing I like more than mumble-chatter is silencing it with a brutal workout.  Unfortunately the circuit failed to have the same effect on his flatulence, perhaps we’ve found the real reason for the drop-off in PAX numbers at the ‘pipe

-Bagpipers were ~1 minute late to COT and our Swift brethren were already on to Name-o-Rama when we pulled up.  YHC promptly Shanghaid the proceedings and forced a re-start which received no small amount of mumble chatter. “pretty sure we know how many of us there are.”  “This again?”  Tough crowd, but appreciated them humoring me.  To me, COT is such a huge symbol of what this F3 thing is all about.  No matter our size, our speed, our workout of choice, we come together at the end of our suffering and acknowledge those who struggle beside us.  Not only do we acknowledge their physical struggle in the gloom, but we stand with them as they grapple with life as well.  YHC knows the men of F3 because of COT, and the shield lock it emulates and reinforces.

-Thanks to Cooter and Cable-Guy for tolerating the circus on their watch, and thanks to PAX for hanging with me.  It is always an honor to lead in the gloom, hopefully my lead today was worthy of that honor.

SYITG

-Flipper

Announcements:

-The return of Crane Relay (August?  not remembering the date but keep your eyes peeled for announcements).  This is such a great race, even Tagalong breaks out the running shoes.

-Last week to donate lightly used running/athletic  shoes as we support our FIA sisters effort.  Bring them to a site this week and the Site Qs will get them to the appropriate party.  Or ping me and I’ll meet you and get them to Cheese Curd

-Functional Strength Challenge this coming Saturday, 0700 at Olde Providence.  Deadlift, Snatch and Pull-Ups max reps for time (got it right that time Frehly’s!)

-Runs & Guns, a running focused strength workout launched this past Monday and will run all summer.  0530 (0515 pre-run) at Calvary Church (Anvil launch point).

Nothing Goes According to Plan… And thats ok!

You would think YHC would be able to effectively execute a plan which had been months in the making… but you would be wrong.  Between poorly times alarm, out of sync morning “rituals” and defective technology, I was ~20 minutes late arriving at Calvary this morning.  This meant no pre-run, hasty set up, and a flustered disposition as the premier episode of Runs and Guns kicked off this morning at 0530.  Three PAX pre-ran and pulled in around 0531 to join YHC, Retread and Goonie, and so we were off!

THE THANG:

Mosey to avenue of trees for a brief on the warmup.  Progress from mosey to all-out as you run up the avenue, make a right and recovery mosey around to the last lot and then back to the start.  Repeated 3X to get the legs good and warm.

Mosey back to the truck for mobility work:

-Runners Lunge both sides

-Front Fold

-Front Fold Squat to Stand (hands under toes)

-Side Lunge into Hamstring stretch both sides

-Inchworm Crawl

-Knee To Elbow Bear Crawl

-Alligator Crawl

At this point we pivoted to weighted circuit where 1 PAX was the on the box for 15 well-executed box jumps while the other PAX rotated stations for 5 reps each of:

-Deadlift (120, 80 or 60 lbs sandbags)

-Front squat or shoulder squat (80 or 60)

-Overhead Weighted Lunge (40 lbs)

-Squat to Slam (40# slam ball)

-Pistol Squats (70# in Kbs)

Kept rotating stations while PAX hit their 15 reps on the box until everyone had a set and finished with “Depth Charge” Broad Jumps in rotation.

 

Ye Ole Moleskine:

Thanks to the 5 PAX who came out and made this morning’s launch a successful one.  YHC has spent no small amount of time preparing to bring this format to life and then an equal time wondering if it would be a success.  I guess time will tell, measured by whether or not the PAX return.  Admittedly this isn’t your standard boot camp, and asks soccer armed runners (in some cases) to do movements with weight with which may be new, so today’s pacing was on the slow side.  As familiarity builds, the workouts will get more intense.   It is YHC’s hope this workout will not only serve to help the PAX build the strength to run faster by the end of the summer, but also equip them with a new set of tools to help in their own acceleration away from the gloom.  Like I said, time will tell..

Next week we’ll take a look at more core and upper body focused movements, with a similar format to this week.

Onward!

-Flipper

Hi WAMRAP, Abe Froman here

YHC had been haranguing Transporter to come be part of the ‘Rap for several weeks, and was confident today was the day he would show up.  Sure enough, as YHC jogged up to the launch point, ‘Porter and Dasher were among the PAX assembled for the weekly bad idea.  If you caught the fact YHC jogged in, it is because I had planned a special surprise for our visitors from Waxhaw, and the regular attendees had to suffer as well, but more on that in a minute.  By 0528, there were seven of us gathered ’round and guesses were abounding as to why my was not present.  By 0530 Poptart and Turkeyleg had arrived on two wheels, and we were off.

THE THANG:

Mosey to the third floor of the deck where, surprise surprise, the truck was waiting with a bed full of coupons.  Each PAX got a friend for the duration of the workout, ranging from a 30 lbs. ruck plate up to a 20 kg olympic plate.

From the bottom of the ramp to 4, 10 lunge walks each leg, carrying the coupon

Return to bottom of ramp with coupon in Overhead Carry position

10 overhead press with the coupon

Run to the top of the ramp for 1 burpee (the burpee was a “counter rep” so it escalates by 1 each round)

Down the stairs and over to the wall for 10 dips, 10 split squats each leg

Run across to the bottom of the far stairs.  2 hand release bird dog merkins (at the top of the merkin raise opposite hand & foot).  this was the second “counter” set, so escalate by 2 each round

Run up to 3 and back to your coupon…. Rinse and repeat until 0608

Regather at the truck and head back to the launch point at which point we had 5 minutes remaining, circle up for… ABE FROMAN (Each PAX planks and then one PAX starts a series of sequential merkins, 1 each all the way around the circle, then 2, then 3 etc.  If you come out of plank or can’t complete a rep, you’re out).  We made it to 9 before we ran out of time and YHC, OT and the Waxhawns were still going strong.

 

MOLESKINNY:

*YHC should have thought ahead on coupons instead of just randomly handing them out of the back of the truck, Dasher and Transporter both could have benefitted from heavier coupons than the 35# plates they ended up with.  This surely was why they left everyone in the dust… yeah, thats it.

*OT didn’t care for the heavy plate he was given, and swapped for a 35# KB after the first set #veteranmove

*EE on the other hand rocked the 20 kg weight the entire ‘Rap and stayed with the pack so kudos dude

*Once again it was the story of the leaders and the pack, tho this week the minimal running and leg heavy format found TL in the pack vs. out front.

*This was the first appearance of the “Traveling Circus of Pain” since the coupons were put away over a year ago at the beginning of COVID.  I don’t believe the PAX were happy to see the coupons, but the coupons were happy to see them.  Nothing shared, yet, but that time is a coming!

*YHC ended up with a 40 lbs. slam ball and realized pretty quickly during the lunge walks that switching shoulders half way through made a huge difference.  Crazy what just a little extra weight can do.

*WAMRAP is usually a pretty upper body focused workout, so the intent today was to really torch the legs.  Mission accomplished as YHC was barely able to climb the stairs when I got home #selfsmoked

*No ALF or McGee today, so a good chance for others to lead the way, and lead they did.  A shorter circuit meant Transporter and Dasher finished the 8th set while the rest got 7.  BURLY

 

Announcements:

-Stone-chicken CSAUP this Saturday, see Tuck for details.  2 bootcamps and over 13 miles if you do the whole thing

-Waxhaw Trailfest on 5/1, should be a good time.  Sounds like 60+ PAX from 7 regions are coming down for this incredible relay race event.  See Pre-blast, Dasher, Kid Rock, or Tuck for additional details.

-F3 Functional Fitness Challenge on 5/22. KB Centric event focused on measuring how burly you are.  See Pre-blast or High Tide for details.

 

SYITG

-Flipper