19 pax happily ignored the Frost Advisory and showed up at DMZ. There was interest in getting a move on and the workout went something like this.
Mosey to church to circle up:
Half speed tempo half-mile to Carmel Middle School (jump squatsx10 each speed bump)
Jump Squats x 10 each basketball goal (4) to Back of school
The Ladder: Behind School 50-yard There and Back Pyramid Ladder (HTH, JS, FM, CDD), same 4 exercises each side. There 5, Back 10, there 15, Back 20…15, 10, 5
Plank-o-Rama while we wait
The Lifting: Mosey to Rock Pile – lifting rock for sit ups, bicep curls, tricep extension x 20 – 2 sets
Partner Up: Partner A full speed tempo run around school, Partner B Hand release merkins – flip flop
Plank-o-Rama while we wait
Half speed tempo half-mile back to Carmel Park (jump squatsx10 each speed bump)
To Church – find short wall for dips, Derkins, Stepups x 10 – 2 sets
back to start to do protractor and run out the clock
Announcements – a little workout occurs same place (Carmel Park) on Wednesdays called Governator – come on out
Great prayer takeout – thank you (prayers for Flinn family and Liam , and Hamlet who has been sidelined for a bit) – let’s focus on the positives in life!
Thanks Aquafresh for the opportunity to lead. HIPAA extra credit earned on burpees over hand release merkins on partner loop. Sloppy seconds war baby, The Tantrum war daddy. Good effort by some good dudes. Iron sharpened. Make it an awesome week and go do some good. MLB World Series (Red Sox-Dodgers) first pitch is Tuesday night in pitchers duel of Sale v Kershaw.
22 pax happily stepped into the Anvil gloom a day after the day we won’t ever forget, to remember we’re all in this together, America is a great country, the unit is always stronger than any one part, and as Runstopper put it today everyone strives to feel how Stone Cold looks. Time to sharpen the iron..
Mosey to circle up:
The THANG begins:
Mosey to Avenue of Trees for There and Back 50-yard Pyramid Ladder OYO: Same 4 exercises each side (HRM, CDD, FM, HTH) There 5, Back 10, There 15, Back 20…15,10,5
50-yard There and Back 10 Jump Squats at each tree
50-yard There and Back 10 Regular Squats at each tree
Mosey to Picnic Tables for some He Hate Me (dips, Derkins, step ups x 10) – 5 minutes (QB audible to half the time – hot box was hot today)
Mosey to Rock Pile – lifting rock for sit ups, bicep curls, tricep extension x 20 – 1 set
name-o-Rama (snooka war daddy I think, respect)
prayer takeout by Run Stopper. Great words and send off!
Thanks Lorax for this opportunity to lead the fine pax of Anvil of A51. There was a bit of mumble chatter out there. Always a good sign. Goal was a workout that hit the main body parts. A full body if you will. Good to see some BRR and Go Ruck buddies out there today. Welcome back to Anvil Baracus! Didn’t you start this Anvil thing when Death Valley got too big? You did look kind of like a fish out of water with this boot camp thing. 49er and stone cold got early pre-run on so get some bonus points. 49er left early so bonus points retracted. Good to have Leprechaun back as he has been sidelined for a few weeks. How he got injured while vacationing at the beach is still beyond me. Vacation = R&R. Scratch had the name game going strong for our FNG of the day Sergio, brought out by Slum Dog. We landed on Coco after he claimed a strong interest in dancing, specifically the Salsa. But after referencing the F3 A51 names directory see Coco is already taken. That said a rename back to original call out of Waggles after Sergio Garcia. As scratch explained Tiger Woods can’t even stand watching Sergio prepare to hit the golf ball as he takes too long and does his waggling. So Waggles it is. Kind of a dance move too I guess, if you are Thunder Road doing Saturday Night Fever dance floor action.
Hopefully this leaves a mark on your week and you are better and stronger for it. Stay clear of Hurricane Florence and well wishes for safety to all in path.
All in all, Iron sharpened. Read More
20 pax. 70 degrees awesome. Fog brought low visibility. 98% humidity. 2.7 miles covered.
A lot of A51 pax circa 2013 rejoined the gloom at today’s workout that went something like this:
“It’s been 3 years since I’ve led a Hydra workout” – Bugeater
“we don’t care.” – Spackler
That’s a wrap on dude sentimentality for the morning. Hey this is the gloom. We had stuff to do.
disclaimer was said, be careful, modify as needed, don’t sue anyone over this workout.
Track for warmup lap with assortment of high knees and buttkickers
circle up at field for SSH x 15, IW x 15, HB x 15, RH x 10
Next is 20 yard merkin ladder (1…10…1) for those counting that’s 100 merkins and ~400 yards
Mosey to Windyrush & Rea (plank)
Indian Run to Foxworth (R) past Bedfordshire
The Bedfordshire-Queensberry Partner Half Pipe: start in valley, partners go opposite direction, to stops signs and back. whenever meet partner 10 squats and turnaround and go back the way you came – continue until 5 partner meet ups
Indian Run to Windyrush (L) back to Rea (plank)
mosey to church rock pile – grab lifting rock:
curls, presses, squat thrusters x 10
mosey back to launch point
on six for six minutes of Mary (heels to heaven, American hammer, flutter, dolly, Freddy mercury)
burpees x 10 in cadence
count off 1..20, name off
1. some brewery crawl/run (ask Gummy)
2. sign up deadline is End of August for Crane Relays at the end of October
Great take out prayer by Mad, thanks brother!
Thanks for the pax that came out today. I reached out to several pax as I was game planning last weekend. Many BRR, go ruck, mud run teammates. Donkey Kong appropriately named this workout Hydra as he called us the three headed monster as 49er, Kong, and I launched the first Thursday in May of 2013. I carried the torch to Pudding Pop in April 2015. Now Marge and Queen have this place running like a boss, 260+ Hydra workouts later. Thanks for the opportunity to lead. It was humid wet out and the 1/2 mile Indian Run to and from the half pipe brought some mumble chatter. High Tide came strolling in with a 22 lb weight vest to demonstrate his usual Thursday preference is Meathead were they lug weights around and make caveman sounds. Seriously kudos there High Tide! Hannibal ran farthest to post at 2.2. Nice work! Also great to see Hairball at 5:10 coming down Rea during my pre-run. He had early start so no time to fit in a boot camp. For the workout most everyone did most everything. Refuseniks on some stuff by those choosing to modify and spare their hurting parts. Great to be back in the gloom as a regular. Keep posting fellas and getting guys back out. This early morning workout thing is good livin.
Just remember Spackler, anybody can be cool…but awesome takes practice.
18 pax came out to Base Camp today. A workout happened. Disclaimer, then something like:
SSH x 25
IW x 20
BK x 23
MC x 15
LBC x 25
Merkin x 15
Squats x 25
Lunges x 20
To track to start the Thang:
Lap 1: 10-20 Merkins per turn (plank wait)
Lap 2: 10-20 squats per turn (plank wait)
To sideline for there and back pyramids:
5 x HTH, Merkin, CDD, Dolly
10 x HTH, Merkin, CDD, Dolly
15 x HTH, Merkin, CDD, Dolly
10 x HTH, Merkin, CDD, Dolly
5 x HTH, Merkin, CDD, Dolly
Crab Walk/Bear Crawl or lunge Walk across
Back to track: 1/2 Lap to starting line (plank)
Lap 3: 15 flutters each turn (plank wait)
Lap 4: 2 burpees each turn + 2 burpees Finish
Mosey to Rock Pile, find lifting rock:
bicep curl x 15
tricep extension x 10
Thrusters OYO x 15
Put rocks back, head to wall:
wall sit + air press x 30
Mosey to circle up, all done.
Great prayer sendoff by Hops (thank you)
Thanks Goonie for giving me the opportunity to lead this group of dudes. It had been multiple years since I have had Q reigns. My favorite show of rust defies all natural logic as we stood in a circle, “partner up with person on your right.” That was a good one. Form was also called out as form police were out there (Fireman Ed, Mall Cop) and I even think Geraldo got in in the action which is ironic as those squats on the track were more like “look down at your toes”. Lewinsky ran like a man possessed on the track, and if that was 70-80 percent dude has rockets. We thought he may be running to check his phone each lap as their first baby is due today. Good luck and thoughts and prayers to you and your family! To get a workout pass on the day of is a near miracle in and of itself. I think I recall Spackler some years back actually posting the day his baby was born? Anyway, Great workout by all, good to see Stage Coach back out and great support from Wessex Square pax, appreciated!
Hops had a great prayer send off and reminded us life is precious. So let’s enjoy it fellas.
Also Prayers of healing for Jennings Palmer (about time 2.0) who continues to recover from cancer treatment and Anthony Archdeacon (F3 name Bolt) and 2.0 of Mic Check who suffered a terrible head injury playing Rugby last weekend but is looking to make a full recovery thank you lord. I posted with Bolt several weeks ago and boy has amazing strength so certain that helped him sustain and heal.
Remember to be awesome.
7 dudes got up Saturday morning to work out at Olde Providence Elementary. In the heart of football season, with the sun up and the football fields all marked, it seemed appropriate to spend some quality time on the gridiron. It went something like this.
Start Time: 7:00:00 – Warmup lap
Mosey to other side lot and Circle up:
SSH x 15
Imperial walkers x 20
Arm Circles x 20 (YHC tried to get away with calling these windmills)
Windmills x 20 YHC had planned to call these toe touches)
Mountain climbers x 15
Rosalita x 20
Groiners x 15
Mosey to rocks across the street at the Church:
Curls x 15 (two sets)
Overhead press x 15 (two sets)
Overhead Tricep curls x 15 (one set)
Merkin suicide pyramid on the football field:
5 yards x 5 merkins
10 yards x 10 merkins
15 yards x 15 merkins
20 yards x 20 merkins
15 yards x 15 merkins
10 yards x 10 merkins
5 yards x 5 merkins
Finish x 20 merkins
Partner 150’s on the football field (partner up):
150 x heels to heaven (Partner runs 30 yards and back, switch)
150 x squats ( Partner runs 40 yards and back, switch)
150 x LBC’s (Partner runs 50 yards and back, switch)
Four Corners: (At each corner of football field)
Corner 1: Flutters x 20
Corner 2: Dolly x 20
Corner 3: Knee Ups x 20
Corner 4: Mason Twists x 20
Center of Field and Partner Up for Prairie Fire Mary (L, C, R x 10 each), switch
Into the Woods for some up and over the benches
Mosey back to starting point
Freddy Mercury x 15, one-minute plank
Stop Time 8:00:09 AM (9 seconds of more fun)
Count-o-rama = 7
Announcements: No Ascent Workout next Saturday 10/22/2016 due to Southern Discomfort event, Sign up For Souther Discomfort (you can do half if you want), Sign up for Christmas party – see pre-blast in weekly email, Joe Davis 5K sign ups open for early January also – sign up for great cause and support an F3 brother.
Send off by Fugitive – good take out and thanks!
The goal was pretty simple. I wanted to use the football field and I wanted to hit legs + core.
It takes about 17 football fields to make a mile. Just our field work with the Partner 150’s, Suicides, and 4 corners we hit 1 mile, or 1700+ yards. Our combined workout mileage was just over 1.5 miles factoring the run through and around the AO. From a core standpoint, we did nearly 300 reps hitting our core and should have a good burn for the weekend. This was us working on the good kind of six pack. Gullah can now resume his college football watching, six-pack 12 ounce curling later.
Good work by all!
Geraldo is a couple weeks out of his GoRuck and was armed with his GoRuck bag of bricks and powered through. Great to meet SInsei and see him navigate an F3 workout. Thanks Gullah on the Sinsei assist today and totally enjoyed partnering with you and Sinsei on the Partner 150’s.
I learned 150 is a lot to do of anything. Good start to the weekend. Have a good one.
Well what started with “You guys with F3?” ended with four dudes doing 60 minutes of exercise off of an unplanned wienke. Fortunately for QIC it just required dusting off some cobwebs and taking full advantage of the AO that launches at Olde Providence Elementary.
The sixty-something degree weather was spectacularly welcome and the 4 pax (including 2 FNG’s) did something like this:
Note: A disclaimer was provided, no need for specific time of disclosure right, we will just say it happened. QIC was laying out an FNG-friendly dose of boot camp. (unlike the pain handout rumblings from the 30+ pax over at the Rock convergence)
Lap around OP track doing various running exercises (butt kickers, high knees, karaoke left, karaoke right)
Circle Up for Side Straddle Hops x 20, regular Merkins x 15, Mountain Climbers x 20, wide arm Merkins x 10
Mosey to School Wall for some Peoples Chair for one minute at 90 degrees, Arm Lifts x 20 (rinse & repeat)
Mosey to Snack bar for 30-20-10’s (30 dips, 20 step ups, 10 burpees) – rinse and repeat
Mosey to nicely marked football fields for some suicides and field work:
Mosey into the Forest to the outdoor classroom:
Mosey out of the Forest into Olde Provide Neighborhood (Foxworth St) for some Hydra Hill:
Indian Run down Windyrush back to Rea road, merkins x 20, mosey back to OP elementary
Circle up for Mary: (Protractor of varying degrees, Rosalita x 20, mason twist x 15)
1 Minute Plank to finish at 60 minutes
Count-o-rama: quick count to 4
Name-o-rama: quick go around with 2 FNG’s. Welcome to FNG’s Valet (Russell) and Berries (Dave). Valet set his key down by the track at the start of the work out and had to run to fetch his key. Naming complete. Berries answered the question “tell me about one of the first odd jobs you had growing up?” Picking strawberries and raspberries. Naming complete.
No Announcements other than PSA about weekly email that goes out and the Twitter handle for A51 for FNG’s benefit.
Ball-of-man for sendoff by QIC
It’s a wrap!
Moleskin: QIC arrived at the extremely empty parking lot missing the normal cast of characters. One car sat at the end of the lot with 3 guys looking around. Sha Na Na extended a greeting and informed he had brought a couple guys out with him. Great News I said wondering where the world everyone was at. I figured I missed some important communication on Twitter and there was some convergence under way at some AO in the Southland. Well to find out the details on why Sha Na Na happened to be at OP, you will have to ask him – or Dora. I’ve got nothing more than that.
Well it was about 30 seconds before 7 o’clock go time so I said, Sha Na Na I got Q if you are good with that. And there it was, we were off.
We had a great workout and were able to mumble chatter together in the gorgeous gloom that was Saturday morning. The FNG’s will be back for more. Sha Na Na, thanks for coming out and handing me Q reigns. Pele, honored to lead at your AO once again. And welcome to Valet and Berries. Great first showing and look to see you back for more.
QIC has been called out for pulling a rookie mistake by showing up to OP on convergence day. Fair enough. I even broke the 24-hour back blast rule. Now I just need to remember how to get these FNG emails and names into the system…
Seven dudes drove in. Well 6 drove in and I think Cooter fell from a tree because he suddenly appeared on the track during our warmups. It has been three glorious years planting the virtual shovel flag at Olde Providence Elementary on Saturday mornings. A great destination for a moderate intensity work out for guys getting started, coming back from time off or injury, or just feeling like a friendly Saturday encounter. I tried to channel some High Tide, some Strange Brew, and some Pele in this workout that offered up cardio, legs, shoulders, chest, core and covered over 2 miles of distance.
The work out went something like this:
Disclaimer: I am far from a professional, this is my first Q in 13 months, don’t do what I do, do it the way it is supposed to be done. Actually what I said was I am not a professional, modify as you need to, preference is to do the exercises in proper form but perhaps slower and fewer – as needed. Our goal is no injuries so modify as needed.
Lap around track: lunge walk, karoake right, karoake left, butt kickers, high knees, lunge walk
Mosey to field to circle up: SSH x 25, IW x 20, MC x 20, Merkins x 10
3/4 mile Indian Run To Harris Teeter (actually behind the business building next to Harris Teeter)
Warmup over, ready for…THANG PART 1
Zig Zags (slap each line back and forth for 40 yards) There & Plank (right hand high, foot, left, etc)
Zig Zags (slap each line back and forth for 40 yards) Back & LBC (in cadence)
Plank (1 minute on the timer – hold it, hold it…)
There and Back 40 yards: (10 merkins one side, 10 jump squats half way, 10 CDDs other side) x 2
3/4 mile Indian Run Back To Olde Providence, grab drink of water & head back to field where circled up (the humidity factor thick and pax is feeling the effects as our Indian Run was broken into 3 stops for merkins to keep pax together and ended up being a mosey – good job guys for hanging in there)
Time check: 0739 (feeling smoked yet?)
On Your Six for some core to catch breathe: LBC x 20, Mason Twist x 12
Ready for…THANG PART 2
There and Back Pyramid (4 exercises at each side)
Burpees, Squats, Merkins, Heels to Heaven x 5
Burpees, Squats, Merkins, Heels to Heaven x 10 – THERE
Burpees, Squats, Merkins, Heels to Heaven x 10 – BACK
Burpees, Squats, Merkins, Heels to Heaven x 5 – THERE
Time check: 0749 (feeling smoked yet?)
Slow Mosey (with some buttkickers & high knees thrown in) to Concessions for a snack: someone wanted a snow cone…
Dips x 30, Step Ups/Hop Ups x 20, Decline Merkins x 10
Slow Mosey to Playground and Partner Up:
Partner A Planks and Holds Feet, Partner B Old Fashioned Sit Ups x 20
Slow Mosey to starting position for 1-minute plank (timer assisted)
It’s a wrap, 60 minutes, 10 seconds, end time 8:00.10 AM
Prayer Send off by Me – Thanks lord for blessing us with the health to be out here, the strength for those coming back from injuries, and bless and watch over everyone involved in the Olympics this year to keep those participating and their families and fans – all safe. Thanks for guidance and courage to go into the world and be men of faith, benefiting our communities, families, work places and being good husbands and fathers. In your name we pray, Amen.
Moleskin: Four weeks ago I committed to coming back into the F3 fold. My health took a drop off with weight gain and some bad heart vitals (bad cholesterol). Plus I have missed all of you knuckleheads, even the ones who make fun of me. Or should I say especially the ones who make fun of me. I have missed the gloom, who would have ever thought. F3 is an amazing opportunity we are all lucky to have in our lives. F3 is exactly what we put into it. We can get a work out, we can lead a work out, we can grab, make, or create fellowship, and we can dig into the third F.
For this workout I have to admit I turned up the intensity just a smidge over moderate. I am certainly feeling smoked and hope it treats you all well. Heart Breaker was killing it today. Nice work brother. Great effort by everyone as we all pushed ourselves. Totally fun and cool to be part of this one. Good job hanging in Sony on the shopping trip. Mall Cop on the road to recovery – let’s do this. Moon River and Cooter both powered through showing strength. Fugitive showing off his war daddy powers and just shocked at his 56-years young age. Dude is fit as a fiddle.
Thanks for the opportunity to lead Pele – and Happy Birthday to Ascent-Olympus, celebrating three years working out at this OP AO on Saturday mornings. Enjoyed the Coffee-Rama and catching up with Fugitive and Mall Cop for some fellowship.
Make it a great weekend fellas.
If interested in assisting with a kids shelter in Matthews and being a role model for kids who absolutely need it and have no guidance in there lives, reach out to me, Joker, or Pudding Pop as we will be involved in this August work out from 4-5 PM on August 20 (i think it’s Aug 20th)
The ole Saturday morning routine for the F3 faithful. 17 pax crawled out of their beds after finishing a week of work to start the weekend off right, as a band of brothers out for some iron sharpening in the gloom. Dusting off the cobwebs that go with 103 days out of the gloom YHC pulled into the parking lot of McAlpine Elementary with that feeling of anticipation and adrenaline that goes with leading a workout and carrying out the mission of F3. The airwaves were filled with the sounds of ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ as the pax had their own agenda and plan for welcoming back YHC to conclude a week of kotter shout outs on twitterland in this event dubbed #bugvergence. Strange Brew was overly ready to co-Q and the workout went something like this:
PRE-RUN launch at 0630 by at least the following: Hairball, The Mouth, Spackler (others raise your hand in comments)
Q Jack by Strange Brew at a prearranged 0657 start to throw off a bewildered YHC at the reality of leading the 2nd half.
[Strange Brew authoring start] 1 lap around the field
COP: 5 Burpees OYO, 30 IC SSH, 15 IC Merkins, 10 IC LSS, 10 IC Hands in Front LSS, 20 IC Mountain Climbers, 20 IC CDD’s
Count off and Partner up, Partner A on one side of the field, Partner B on the other
Bear Crawl to meet in the middle, then 50 Merkins between the pair, Mosey back
Crabwalk to meet in the middle, then 50 Squats between the pair, Mosey back
Lunge walk to meet in the middle, then 50 LBC’s between the pair, Mosey to set up cones
The Rock crowd finally shows up
Count off in 5’s, Each number take a station at an orange cone.
Round 1 The cone in the middle is 5 burpees each time, the cones on the corners were 20 reps of Merkins, CDD’s, LBC’s, Mountain Climbers
Round 2 is 10 Squats in the middle, with 15 reps of the above
Mosey to the cars for the impromptu water break as Q’d by Prohibition (a Day Zero tradition?)
FINALLY Hand off to the Bugeater for the main event:
Great sport, had fun, welcome Bugeater back and he was as gracious as ever in the “planned” Q Jack. [Strange Brew authoring end]
Second half lead (of a much simpler Wienke than my counterpart) by YHC:
Wall of bench for 30-20-10s: Dips x 30, Jump ups/step ups x 20, Standing long jump x 10
Rinse & Repeat Wall of Bench, Plank while you wait
Find a partner and mosey to touchstone shopping center parking lot for starting point.
Partner A loop right, Partner B loop left (.7 miles around the block), meet back at starting point for 100 total combined partner merkins.
Rinse & Repeat .7 mile Loop (As and Bs switch direction) and do 100 combined squats at meet up.
Plank while you wait (The 5 Rock crew peeled off at this point to compete their 1 mile voyage back to their stomping grounds)
Prairie Fire Mary L,C,R x 10 (watch out for sweat missiles and Radar’s junk)
The remaining 17 Mosey back through woods to circle up:
Protractor of various degrees 90, 45, 90, 20, 90, 20, 90, 45, 20
Due to my Q partner with a scheme and a hijack plan, the three minutes jump start at 0657 was bonus time that translated into a halftime water break and a complimentary Plank to the final buzzer totaling 1 minute 45 seconds. #shakyarms
Count o Rama 1…17
[Q fail on the recording device at the ready]
Name o Rama starting with Spackler…War Baby Dear Abby at 27 years old (hate) and War Daddy Iron Horse at 54 years young (respect) with all others filing in between of these two fine book ends.
Announcements: Limited, but Southern Discomfort is next week and Blue Ridge Relay may have a couple of roster spots to fill.
Take out by Skywalker (big thanks Sky), especially liked the part where you welcomed back Strange Brew. Give me a few more workouts to earn back some street cred, I get it.
From the approximately 30-40 tweets heating up the Day Zero Tweetboard this week there was much comic relief and carefully planned non-sense in the many 140 characters call outs. Mentions of well deserved Kotter label combined with all that goes with a dude who thinks he can lead a group of well trained stallions readying for Southern Discomfort and Blue Ridge Relays. YHC last work out of April 13 at a DMZ workout led by Hops left me ready to get the first half handled and out of the way. The Q jack was carefully planned and 10 or so pax had a hand in that and the Welcome Back Kotter tunes playing loudly as YHC walked onto the scene. Thanks Tiger Rag and Strange Brew for your part in jump starting and architecting much of this non-sense. The tweets of crazy people cheese rolling, train wrecking, broken treadmill running, Mr. Big (Bug) hairband singing #KotterQ #bugvergence – all landed well and were much deserved.
Big thanks to Prohibition and Hairball for letting YHC and Strange Brew take the reigns of their Day Zero. Funny story is their email reminder and persistent Twitter messaging caught YHC by surprise as Strawberry Fruity Drink (with complimentary tiny umbrella) #3 had taken hold while bathing in the sun on the beach of Hilton Head Island. At that moment anything seemed possible and leading a group of dudes in a Saturday workout seemed like child’s play so I quickly replied “I got this” – even as Strange Brew began to volunteer The Mouth in anticipation that I may be unable to perform.
The Q jack was quite the surprise but in retrospect much deserved and added to the fun. Glad to oblige. I must also give most props to Strange Brew for putting together an awesome well planned workout. I have heard you have been strong and active out there Brew and considering I was at your first workout and have seen you turn into this workout beast it is always a privilege to partner with you. You gave me headline and stood by this #bugvergence non-sense, but all I did was use a bench and a city block. Your half smoked us and got us primed for what I had left to dish out.
I hear that Spackler was a man possessed on the Partner Runs and I was so far back to know who else should get recognized (call out in Comments). I do know from the rumblings that the second run was not a fan favorite and those hills on the second turns were awfully hurtful, especially for our 5 Rock brothers who had to get back on their 1-mile route back to The Rock stomping grounds of Calvary. Strong mileage to you all!
Hard 6 comes from Coffeeteria following the workout and due to fogginess of what exactly went down I can only say several pax and a very fit female were involved…comments welcomed. I will say one of the most troubling activities was the Mouth trying to act manly and explain the pink drink he was slurping that was supposedly called the pink passion. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Hope deadlift found his car keys at Coffeeteria as his M with 2.0’s had to come Uber him out of there.
Again, great to see everyone of you who came out. This is exactly what makes F3 work.
Brew & Bug
So the bugeater mobile came in hot on 2 wheels after its long approximately 10 block journey to the turf at Olde Providence Elementary school. When the smoke settled and the crew were rest assured that their Q had arrived to lead them, 9 pax began what would be a most memorable hour that went something like this:
Warm Up Lap on Track (high knees, butt-kickers)
Circle Up: SSHx25, DISCLAIMER PROVIDED, MCx20, Merkinsx15
Mosey to Playground and partner up: 2 rounds of Situpsx25(partner plank on feet), partner assisted pullupsx10
Skywalker told a joke (at least he thought it was funny)
Mosey to Concessions: 2 rounds of 30/20/10s (30 dips, 20 jump ups/step ups, 10 burpees) – plank while wait
Skywalker talked some more
Mosey to football fields: Karaoke Left 50 yards, Karaoke Right 50 yards
Skywalker said this
Merkin Ladder: There and Backs: Run 20 yards there, 10 Merkins, Run 20 yards back, 9 Merkins…down to 1
Skywalker said that
On Six for some core: Freddy Mercury x 25, Protractor of various degrees for 2 minutes
Somebody else actually said something before Skywalker did
1/2 mile Mosey to and through Forest of OP
Skywalker made some mention of man breasts (thus appropriately named title of this back blast)
Up and Over Benches x 8 with Carolina Dry Dockx10 at each end (3 rounds)
Skywalker discussed the legalities of real estate and how it really is not legal to re-enter a home even though you once owned it as this is NOT Nebraska and QIC’s idea of entering old home to drink OJ from fridge would be technically breaking and entering. Geez. We ain’t in Nebraska any more!
Mosey to Olde Providence Foxworth and Queensberry for Top and Bottom work. Heels to Heaven x 20 (Bottom) return to top for Dollyx10 (2 rounds)
1/4 mile American Line Run back to forest entrance, Merkins x 10
Mosey through forest and back to Parking Lot
At request of Skywalker as his idea of best use of remaining 30 seconds, Burpees x 10
Ball of Man – take out by who would you think? Skywalker indeed. Actually very solid prayer and words Skywalker, great words for this big Easter weekend.
We traveled most parts of the terrain offered up at OP. The pax were lively and ready for a packed hour. About 40 minutes in we informed it was a 2 hour workout. There was immediate mumble chatter, refusenik speak, and talks of mutiny began to rise through the ranks. After listening to reason, and wanting to live, QIC pulled the idea back and settled back down to the normal one hour format. I would not want management to get a phone call as I may lose my QIC job.
Great to see Strange Brew as he claimed we had not done a workout together for a long time. Part because there are so many A51 workouts and part because I have been a lazy, no good, pax with claims of hurt back, stomach bugs, pink eye, bulging disc, IT band (oh that’s Mall cops excuse), crooked eye, gimp, hang nail, nipple reduction surgery. Anyhow, all excuses aside because High Tide just wasn’t having it and said “Bugeater you will show up and Q Ascent or else I will make you golf with me at the F3 Golf tournament in April.”
63-year old War daddy New Trick was amazing out there. Some modifications but dude rocked the pull ups and showed off some great fitness. Also Blue Bomber showed true grit and determination. FNG last week and 3 workouts this week and the man is as motivated guy you will meet. He is also an executive recruiter so bring your resumes fellas. Sid the Kid informed this was as much running as he has done in a long, long time. He also troopered along and we as one pax, started and finished together. “Easy in the front” said QIC, “this is a moderate intensity workout”. Its hard to hold Swiss Miss and Strange Brew back, they are like stallions.
Last is there any statute on renames. I really don’t like having to call Tootie, “Tootie”. It just is not manly to say, little own have to carry it along with you to every workout. Perhaps we can inquire the the grand poobahs of F3, or at least we can call Tiger Rag.
Anyhow, this moleskin better find its ending. My fingers hurt. The after party at Starbucks found Spackler looking about as bad as I have ever seen him, which is not saying too much. Looks like he literally just came from a party. What social circles do you run in Spack?
Thanks Brew and High Tide for the opportunity to lead this motley crew today. It was about as much fun to start a weekend as a guy can have at 7 AM Saturday morning.
Prayers for Zip
Convergence next Saturday April 11, 2015 at Olde Providence – 7-8 AM all Saturday sites (due to Mud Run) Swiss Miss one of the Q’s
22 PAX carved their way through the fog to arrive at South Charlotte Middle School Parking lot where it appeared about 5-6 Pax were doing pre-KB workout. At exactly 0530 the workout began and went something like this.
Merkins x 50 then plank while waiting
Run to Track and Circle up in field (SSH x 25, IW x 25, MC x 25)
On the Track (2 laps – 800) in 3:00-3:30 and Merkins x 25, rinse a repeat (that’s a quick mile for those keeping track)
The THANG: There and Back Pyramid (4 exercises at each side)
Burpees, Jump Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 5 –
Burpees, Jump Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 10 – THERE
Burpees, Jump Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 15 – BACK
Burpees, Jump Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 20 – THERE
Burpees, Jump Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 15 – BACK
Burpees, Jump Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 10 – THERE
Burpees, Jump Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 5 – BACK
Plank Walk x 25 yards LEFT, Plank Walk x 25 yards RIGHT
Circle Up on Your Six: Protractor of varying degrees, Mason Twist x 15, Freddie Mercury x 30
Partner Wheelbarrow x 50 yards (flap jack as often as needed) THERE
Partner Wheelbarrow x 50 yards (flap jack as often as needed) BACK
Uh, is it too late for the disclaimer: “I am not a professional, modify as you need, if you must…”
Mosey to the Wall – 1:30 minutes includes Air Press x 30
Prayer Send off by Semigloss – great words!
My first Q at Death Valley was a good one. Thanks for the opportunity. My goal was to put together kind of an awful workout. The reps we got in today were smoker worthy and hopefully the shoulders, arms, legs, chest are feeling good today. A lot of good pax out there today. There was some mumble chatter but overall we all stayed together the whole workout as we kept to the track and field for the majority of the 45 minutes. I forgot to record the name o rama but got the majority. The 3 un-named pax please reply below…Hannibal did I see you out there?
Hit Indianland for Mud Run Training
Sign up for F3 Golf event scheduled for April 30
Thoughts and Prayers to Zip as he recovers. He has moved out of ICU.