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It’s Preseason

3 showed for the pre-run Swine Flu, War Eagle, and YHC. As we were getting back to launch up pulls a car asking if this was F3… we were joined by an out-of-town brother Bag Boy (hails from Hartsville, SC).

As the rest of the PAX started to join I knew it was gonna be a group ready to put in some work… good because it’s preseason and that means hills! Disclaimer given and we were off

Mosey to warmup by Jersey Mikes: 15 SSHs, 15 IWs, 15 Mountain Climbers, 10 each arm circles/seal claps/overhead claps

The Thang

Mosey to back loading area and stop at first speedbump. Instructions given – at each speedbump 10 merkins, climb up and over the hill, 20 LBCs on sidewalk, come back down hill to same speedbump for 10 more merkins, then lunge walk or bear crawl to next speedbump. Repeat for all 6 speedbumps. (This sounded challenging in my head and it ended up being worse – kudos to Bag Boy and Morning After for crushing this one). Mary it up and wait for the 6

Mosey across parking lot to the fountain while stopping for some Mary along the way. At the fountain partner up for 100 durkins and 200 dips combined – 1 PAX runs around both buildings the other PAX does exercises.

Mosey back to launch stopping along the way again for some Mary. Arriving back at launch YHC had to cut out 5 minutes early, many thanks to War Eagle for taking over. Balls to the Wall on Regal Cinema was the exercise of choice (from what I am told Mic Check counts SLOW!).

Moleskin

Great work out there by all PAX as this Q put me out of commission for a day… OUCH! Bag Boy it was great to meet you, thanks for joining us.

Announcements – no clue… I wasn’t there.

Amazon’s Showroom

I don’t get down to DaVinci often but always a good crew, I had to remind Deep Dish he infact knew where it was despite his claim “I had to ask my wife where Blakeney was”. As the PAX gather I let them know we would not be traveling very far but we would be running quite a way. A terrible disclaimer was given and we were off… great to see Paper Clip setting a STRONG pace early (I had to call out where to turn next because he was so far ahead).

Mosey around the outside of the Best Buy shopping center parking lot (“a lap” going forward) back to PetsMart for some warm up:

15 SSHs (felt death stares already for the long mosey – it would only get worse), 15 IWs, 15 Mountain Climbers, 10/10/10 arm circles/seal claps/overhead claps

Short mosey over to YHC’s truck to find a “choose your own adventure” on a lamp post and rocks in the bed. 4 rounds as follows (do in any order, at your own pace):

Round 1 – 10 burpees, 20 merkins, 25 American Hammers, 20 Carolina Dry Docks, 20 squats, 2 laps

Round 2 – 10 burpees, 20 wide-arm merkins, 10 pistol cruches (each leg), 20 shoulder press (w/ rock), 20 Sister Mary Cathrines, 2 laps

Round 3 – 10 burpees, 20 diamond merkins, 20 WWII situps, 20 tri-extensions (w/ rock), 10 single leg dead lifts (each leg), 2 laps

Round 4 – 10 burpees, 20 hand-release merkins, 25 LBCs, 20 curls (w/ rock), 20 jump squats, 2 laps

with the warm-up lap, completing all 4 rounds (with a proper lap) would be ~3.8 miles plus exercises… Excellent work by all PAX as each man pushed themselves hard but tclaps to Ocho Cinco – he completed 5 rounds!!!!

Announcements –
signup for the pool party after Crane Relay

Pirate Captain

17 men gathered in the gloom of Charlotte Latin. As per usual YHC had no watch so a time check was requested, 1 FNG was present and it was almost time so the disclaimer was started… YHC made a fatal flaw/slip of the tongue as I claimed responsibility for all PAX safety/welfare… oops… and with that we were off.

Mosey up to field turf for a warmup: 15 SSHs, 15 IWs, 10 merkins, 10 arm circles/10 sealclaps/10 overhead claps.
The Thang

Mosey up to the covered patio by the field house and partner up:

1 partner would run to bridge and back, other partner would do exercise getting to a total of 100 jumpups and 100 derkins.

After all PAX were in we gathered at the round about for 1 round of Mary (10 Freddy Mercury).

Mosey back down the hill and hung a right over to new parking lots behind field turf field. PAX lined up abreast at first island – bearcrawl to next island w/ 10 hand release merkins; then lunge walk back for 10 supermans (3 rounds). plank and wait for the 6. Next round, same setup – crabwalk to next island w/ 10 merkins; then broadjump back for 20 LBCs (3 rounds). plank and wait for the 6.

Mosey back down the hill to the brick bridge and grab some wall… 2 rounds – 1st w/ 30 presses in cadence, 2nd w/ 20 presses in cadence. Next we would each grab a lifting rock for a set of 15 curls, 15 presses and 15 triceps extensions – given the disparity of rocks chosen we would rotate one to the left for another set then again. Mosey back to launch for some Mary.

Moleskin

The realization of a potential mutiny was early this morning… at the 1st station audible groans abound at the number of reps and the distance of the run. At the 2nd station a small mutiny was upon me with a quote of “when 2 or 3 guys ‘modify’ it’s no big deal but when it’s 5, that’s a mutiny”… nevertheless I was undeterred and we held it together. Thankfully I was not deposed as Q and all the PAX put in great effort, heck even the ‘mutineers’ banged out the reps while just running long laps around the lot instead of bearcrawls and crabwalks.

Announcements

Welcome FNG Limey!

a certain unsanctioned mile we won’t discuss is coming up in June (7th I think)

COTS needs volunteers – 1st Sunday of every month. talk to Strawberry

Why are we in the deck?

6 men showed at 5:10 for a pre-run around Stonecrest

As the PAX gathered (15 total for the main event) there was the usual friendly banter, the time was growing near so the disclaimer was given a little early as to not waste time – YHC mentioned we would be crossing Rea Rd and I realized I may have “angered” some… but off we went at 5:30 anyway.

Mosey over to parking lot in front of Harris Teeter for warmup – 15 SSHs, 15 IWs, 15 Mountain climbers, 10 arm circles/10 seal claps/10 overhead claps.

The Thang

Mosey across Rea Rd to Brown Bag parking deck:
line up abreast one wall. PAX would bear crawl to opposite wall (width of deck) and do 10 hand release merkins; then lungewalk back and do 10 supermans (3 times)
line up abreast on the wall heading length of the deck. PAX would do 10 Carolina Dry Docks run up the far stairs and to the far wall of above deck for 10 donkey kicks then return to start (3 times)
line up abreast on 1st wall. PAX would crabwalk to opposite wall and do 10 LBCs; then broadjump back and do 10 merkins (3 times)

Mosey back across Red Rd to Stonecrest to the hill in front of Regal Cinema. Stopped for some called Mary along the way. Partner up – 1 partner run up the hill and back while the other does called exercise (hand release merkins/supermans/LBCs).

Given the PAX were crushing it and we had another 7 minutes to spare we tried to get in a long lap around Stonecrest stopping at each speedbump for 10 jump squats

Moleskin
Given the great temps and pleasant weather the PAX were none to pleased to be cooped up in a parking deck – I will take it under advisement for next time – ha, who I am kidding no I won’t. Another point of order was raised to YHC with the ambitious call of heading around Stonecrest for a long lap with only 7 minutes left. This proved to correct and I should have heeded the warning… oh well, we got 2 minutes of extra credit… you’re welcome.

All PAX put in great effort and pushed themselves this morning. Strange Brew has a very fast broadjump technique and YHC copied that one, thanks. Madame raised the question “are we supposed to be doing merkins or whatever those are?” It’s always nice to have your form checked so you can get in the proper work, thanks Madame.

Announcements

Olaf on Q next week, please come on out for his 1st Q as the new Rebel Yell site Q

Lucky #7

While waiting in the rain for the rest of the PAX, YHC made the call to go to the parking deck for the backup plan. At some point it has to stop raining in Charlotte, right? 6 PAX gathered in the deck to get to work.

Quick disclaimer given and a warm-up loop around the parking deck ensued, circled up for some warm-up:
15 SSH, 15 low slow squats, 15 mountain climbers

The Thang

1st 7s – bear crawl width of deck and do merkins, lungewalk back and do jump squats

2nd 7s – forward run the length of the garage and do heels to heaven, backwards run back and do Carolina dry dock

3rd 7s – start at far end of garage and run up stairs to landing for burpees, run back for LBCs

circle up for round of Mary called by each PAX (15 count each) – Freddie Mercury, Heels to Heaven, Alabama Elbows, JLo, Chippy Cross, Protractor

circle up for Ring of Fire (aka Abe Froman) – 137 merkins done by 6 PAX strong effort by all, especially to Long Haul for the win

one last minute of plank to end the workout

Yep… off to the parking deck we went

With the Crane Relay and remnants of Willa raining down on us YHC sat in the Waverly parking lot at 5:10 coming up with back blast titles – One is the Loneliest Number, All by Myself, Me Myself and I – but alas 4 other cars pull in. All PAX jump out of their cars with 1 minute to spare and “Disclaimer given” was announced… we were off for the parking deck.

The Thang
Mosey to the deck and straight up the stairs to level 2 (some paid boot camp had already commandeered level 1)

Circle up and Warm Up – 15 SSH, 15 Imperial Walkers, 15 Mountain Climbers, 10 count Abe Vigoda (all in cadence)

4 Corners around the 2nd level – corner 1 = merkins, corner 2 = squats, corner 3 = CDDs, corner 4 = jump squats
1st lap 5 reps each, 2nd lap 10 reps each, 3rd lap 15 reps each, 4th lap 20 reps each

Circle up for round of Mary (each PAX called one) – LBCs, American Hammers, Heels to Heaven, Dollies, Chippy Cross, Freddie Mercury (all in cadence)

People’s Chair w/ 50 air presses in cadence

 

Start at top of ramp on level 2 run down ramp 1 burpee, backward run up ramp 2 burpees, down ramp 3 burpees, backward up ramp 4 burpees, etc until 10 burpees

Take stairs to top stopping at each level for exercise (1st 10 merkins, 2nd 10 squats, 3rd 10 CDDs)

Mosey back down to level 2. Circle up for Ring of Fire (aka Abe Froman)… 113 merkins completed with Astro and Job facing off in father/son duel (Job was a good son and yielded to pops)

Run ramps up to top level and take stairs down to level 1 for COT

 

Announcements
Stay safe all Crane Relay participants
Stonehenge converging w/ DaVinci tomorrow (6:30 @ Chic-fil-A Blakeney)

 

 

Why did I call that?

YHC had the privilege to Q daVinci due to an IOU (not of my own) transfer multiple times and since “IOUs are even better than money” it was cashed in.  Before the PAX gathered I disclosed to Bucky that I would be using a couple exercises I picked up from my post at #F3Chicago.   The PAX were all gathered (or so we thought), disclaimer given, and we were off.

As we moseyed to the Best Buy parking lot Fredo made a last minute arrival.  Circled up for warmups:
15 side straddle hops; 15 imperial walkers; keeping arms up for all 4 – 15 forward Abe Vigoda, 15 seal claps, 15 reverse Abe’s, 15 overhead claps (Chicago shoutout here); 15 mountain climber

The Thang

Mosey to guardrail at far end of parking lot – 20dips and 10 derkins
Mosey across Rea Rd to stairs by the yoga studio – up left flight of stairs, 20 LBCs, down right flight of stairs, 10 jump squats (5 laps)
Mosey around buildings to the fountains at front – 10 stepups each leg, 10 incline merkins
Mosey across Audrey Kell to parking lot – AMRAP for 25 minutes in triangle parking lot:
* bear crawl to each island (4) on right, 10 merkins at each island
* every 2 parking spots 10 squats
* lunge walk to each island (4) back to start, 10 CDDs at each island
increase reps by 10 each lap completed
***SHOUT OUT to Transporter for finishing 3 full laps, strong work by all the other PAXs as well and even more credit for not committing bodily harm to YHC for calling such a thing

with 10 minutes to go circle up for Ring of Fire (now named the Abe Froman – Chicago shoutout)…
all PAX get in plank position, each PAX is successive order does 1 merkin (counting off in increasing fashion) around the circle, all PAX must hold plank as it goes around.  Last man standing ‘competition’ and how many merkins collectively the group can get.  When you drop you do burpees (# of PAX left).  *** SHOUT OUT to Mic Check for winning and a total of 224 merkins done

 

Moleskin

back story to me getting the Q was a Q swap between Mary Kay and Teddy (then co-site Q guilt)… well Teddy had to back out because of a ‘procedure’.  That ‘procedure’ was divulged as the workout progressed… I am confident in say that, during the AMRAP portion of the workout,t there was more snip/peas/testicle chatter than during any other F3 workout ever.  I take full blame in not remembering any specific quotes due to my procrastination of getting the backblast out but some were gems (please post in comments if PAX remember)

No Bears Here

As the PAX gathered there was some chatter about the “bear sighting” at Stone Crest on Monday but I attempted to calm all fears by letting them know we would be working in pairs for safety and assured all that the only sighting this morning would be a billy goat.  As per usual, YHC travels without a watch and needed a couple time checks… 5:30 struck, disclaimer was given and we were off.

 

Mosey to parking lot in front of Harris Teeter for warm-up (in cadence)
15 side straddle hops, 15 low slow squats (not slow enough for Goonie), 15 imperial walkers, 10 merkins

 

Mosey to the fountain, partner up (1 pax does exercise/1 pax does lap then flapjack)

1st lap step-ups, 2nd lap dips, 3rd lap derkins

Mary and wait for the 6

 

Mosey to apartment complex behind Brown Bag (try it if you haven’t already #Uncle Rico)

same partners, grab a lifting rock (1 pax does exercise/ 1 pax does lap then flapjack)

1st lap curles, 2nd lap overhead press, 3rd lap squats

Mary and wait for the 6

 

Audible called to pick up Teddy who had to make a pit-stop at the Exxon.  Mosey back to Harris Teeter and grab some wall, 25 air-presses (in cadence).  Mosey back to launch, grab some wall again, 50 air-presses this time (Goonie request, in cadence).  With a couple minutes to spare end with some Mary.

 

Announcements

welcome FNG – Gramatica

Need a Q for July 5th at Rebel Yell – any takers please reach out

American 4 Miler on July 4th – 1y anniversary of Speed for Need race

Church on the Street – check signup genius or just show up (1st Sunday every month)

That’s a lot of PAX

Qing for the first time at Hawk’s Nest and given a heads up that Skunk Works would be converging, I showed up a little early to make sure I had my bearings with summer construction and a new parking location (which works great by the way).   As the cars started coming in and parking spots ran low I realized I had my work cut out for me, the PAX were gathered, 5:30 came and it was time to go to work.  After a brief disclaimer was given we were off…

Warmup

Mosey to the new field-turf field for the warmup
*20 side straddle hops, 15 imperial walkers, 15 mountain climbers, 15 low slow squats

 

The Thang

off we went again, mosey covered area w/ picnic tables (sidenote – we really should name this spot)

*10 jump-ups, 10 derkins  *10 step-ups each leg, 10 incline merkins  *10 jump-ups, 10 derkins

 

off we go again, mosey to the football field, quick audible given the field was soup from over-watering.

*everybody on their 6 for some Mary – 25 LBCs & 25 Chippy crosses (new one for Hawk’s Nest I guess) in cadence.

*then the PAX counted off by 4s to divide up around the track at start/ends of each turn.  running 4 laps with exercise at start/end of each turn – merkins, LBCs, burpees, squats – starting with 5 reps each, then 10, 15, 20.  Mary while waiting for the 6.

 

after brief 10 count off we go again, mosey around the corner to parking lot with a wall.  PAX partner up – 1 PAX does 5 muscle-ups while other does carolina dry docks, then flapjack (3 rounds).  quick mosey back to the launch and we are done.

 

Moleskin

I enjoyed leading the men of Hawk’s Nest and Skunk Works around Charlotte Latin this morning.  Everybody was on board until the track work, even YHC was questioning the wisdom of that but all the men got the job done and were no worse for the wear.

 

Announcements

American 4 Miler – Speed For Need race.  signup (join F3 team) and run if you are in town on July 4th

Prayers for Alf’s family, Utah’s family, Dumpster Fire’s family, & Mic Check’s family

Frozen Tundra of Stonecrest

Better late than never.  9 showed on the frozen tundra of Stonecrest for some laps, chest, and legs with a bit of up and down dog for the not so faint of heart.
Disclaim given and we mozied.
COP
SSH, IW, a few mercks, some abe vigodas and a lot of mumble chatter about how cold it was
Thang
Key takeaway was to keep moving.
Do a lap around the complex on the ‘main’ road stopping at every other speed bump and stop sign.  Alternate 10 merkins and 10 jump lunges. lost track but think it was about 100 each
Start near cinema, up past Wendy’s & Chic Filet, up to GNC, take right around back of Target and Teeter back to Cinema, maybe a mile all the way around. once finished go back and get the 6.
Circle up for some more stretching including up/down dog
Repeato with Carolina dry docks and regular squats 10x each. Go back and get the 6.
Mozy back to launch for some Mary. Pax calls it and counts it. Finito.
Moelskin
Not much I remember. Everyone was pretty cold. Appreciate the opportunity.
Announcements: Happy New Year