12 men showed up for my not as often attendance and QIC at Skunkworks. As we waited for the pre-runners to come in we stretched, grunted, and got ready to GET SOME.
The veteran group understood that I am not a professional.
20 swings, 20 squats and find a partner, like sized bell.
Farmers carry to the Lacrosse field with 10 merkin chasers.
Once on the field get on the end line with your partner.
Each team would do 200 reps of each exercise. P1 Lift, P2 run past midfield and return. Flapjack until you hit 200.
Merkins x 200
Lawnmowers x 200
Teabag squats x 200
Curls x 200
Tricep extensions x 200
Flutter Press x 200
2 hand shoulder press x 200
Rack your bell high and mosey back to the parking lot. Once everyone was in we hit 6:15.
That was a traditional beatdown the way the boys of Skunkworks like ’em. Lift and run the whole time with a couple opportunities to catch a breather if you finished early. The name of the workout, “like a fart” was due to Bulldog saying that the workout was “simple but deadly”. It was good to see so many guys that I don’t see quite as much anymore now that I’ve been posting over at Hawks Nest or fartsacking. Everyone seemed to be getting after it but I was in the pain tunnel for most of the workout so I’m sure I missed plenty. My partner Orange Whip crushed it as usual. Tackling Dummy said the workout was right in his wheelhouse until he declared it wasn’t. That was closer to 6AM when the #downpainment was setting in nicely. Perfect weather and field conditions. Thanks for letting me lead, and thanks to Bulldog for taking us out in prayer. Good work gents.
13 mostly outside salesman met for a cold workout, but neither the cold or the workout could shut them up.
Run down into raintree about .5 miles to a huge hill.
Run up the hill 50 merkins
back down 40
Now run up hill 50 old school situps
Run .5 miles back to parking lot for partner sprint (ish) runs and exercises
P1 run to last basketball goal and back and flapjack until done with:
200 dry docks
200 monkey humpers
circle up for 6 MOM
This was a fun group, lots of the old school A51 gang. Lots of mumblechatter, name calling, insults, and general tom foolery. We covered just under 3 miles according to Geraldo’s tech package. We did a ton of merkins, and stomachs. Bulldog was rocking a sweet Christmas Vacation screen printed t-shirt about the only place he could wear it. Busch was so excited about posting he forgot his hat and gloves but the fro kept him warm. Great to see all the boys, even at 25 degrees.
Announcements: Busch, Bulldog, and Stone Cold are starting a new 3rd F after Friday workouts at Panera starting in January. Shore tried to name it manhole but Busch and Stone Cold didn’t think this group was mature enough to give proper respect to that title. It will be called Man Cave.
Also, big convergence at F3 Metro tomorrow for a brother (Bout time) with a sick child. Make it if you can.
Walk down to benches at scout hut
One run to street and back
20 step ups 10 each leg
20 bench dips
20 decline Merkins
3 rounds of
15 presses each arm
15 weighted lunges
15 good mornings
15 decline Merkins
Run to road and back
15 Goblet squats
10 snatches each arm
15 2 hand press
10 1 handed swing each hand
10 kettlebell crusher curls
Back to field
Good mix of the boys out there today. Chin Music checked twice on me and Blazing once to make certain I was going to Q. You guys act like I don’t post anymore. Thanks for following my lead and working hard today guys. Not a whole lot of mumble chatter outside of Les Mis crop dusting the other bench, and a few comments wondering if it was going to be a kettlebell workout during the KB free warmup. Hope you got plenty of reps.
Have a fun Halloween and don’t eat any razors.
Hops, feel free to add all of the links to announcement festivities below.
12 guys that are regs and Rip Van Winkle (YHC) for a standard boot camp.
Head to field
SSH x 20 IC
Merkins x 10 IC
Low slow squats x 10 IC
Run a lap plank
Merkin ladder 10
Run a lap plank
Low slow squat ladder 10
Run a lap plank
CDD x 50
Run a lap
Head to wall
20 hand raises
20 donkey kicks
Rinse and repeat
Run over to benches
P1 alternating step ups
P2 run to top of stairs 5 Merkins and back
flapjack and repeat
P1 incline merkins
P2 up stairs 10 flutters and back
flapjack and repeat
6 MOM with pax alternating call IC
moleskine: good veteran group there to give me a hard time and enjoy a workout together. Thanks for allowing me to lead. Loved seeing the fellas and I’m gonna keep coming and get back in it. Thanks D-wood and Smoke!
As Bulldog likes to say, that was a goodin, in his British West Virginian combo accent.
We jumped on it early with no warmup except for the mosey down the road with 20 merkins at each speed bump.
Wandered aimlessly around the building to find a suitable wall for:
Shoulder work on the wall with pushups, donkey kicks, and arm raises, 3 rounds. (had to be there, I don’t know what they’re called)
Run to soccer/lacrosse field for partner work.
P2 hand release merkins
P2 monkey humpers
Run over to the hill for 7’s with CDD’s and Squats
Run to gazebo for 3 rounds of
20 step ups
Back to field at lot for 6 MOM and a time waster of merkins, squats, and burpees
Great old school group of F3 men out today. I haven’t been posting as much as I used to and am somewhat working on correcting that. Seeing all the boys is a good reminder as to why I need to. Alf brought the mumblechatter that I expect to hear at Kevlar with lots of comments, jabs, and whatever he could muster. Well done sir. Horsehead, even though he was demoted from site Q, still feels authoritative as the assistant to the management. There were some odd smells out there today, and thanks to a wind shift, the high pressure fart that Puddin tried to fire at me got diverted. That almost threw off the whole 6MOM pal. Good try Puddin, you earned the name Puddin Pop officially today. 16 is a good number considering the forecast, thanks for coming out gents. See you guys next week. Sound off on anything I missed or you would like to add.
27 for a dusted off T-Nation 10,000 swing workout, 1 lap, and 5 x 5 doubles.
10 two hand swings, 15, 25, and then 50 with 10 two hand press after each round
Repeat with goblet squats between each round of swings.
Repeat with one arm press 5 each side
Repeat with tricep extensions
Repeat with 10 merkins after each round.
Run 1 lap
3 minutes of Mary to rest the hands
Partner up like sized bell
5 x 5 cleans
5 x 5 military press
5 x 5 swings
5 x 5 suitcase lunges
Moleskine: I wanted to pull out a simple old workout that tests the grip strength and hits the total body. I also didn’t want to run. I think we did both. Plenty of mumblechatter at the beginning. It seemed to taper for those that were doing the workout. Thanks for following along and not abandoning for a jog. Baracus seemed a little like he would rather be doing something else but when I offered an olive branch to wrap up the swings at 400 he snapped the branch and threw it in the fire. #highT. He said we can’t having anyone freaking out out there, we’ve got to keep our composure, we’ve come too far! So we finished the 500 swings.
Thanks for allowing me to lead boys.
I’m about 3 weeks into immersing myself back into the F3 routine on a regular basis and signing up to Q always helps.
Quick winding warmup lap.
SSH, Merkins, Mountain climbers (10 IC each for the ADD crowd)
To the picnic tables for 3 rounds of
10 Decline Merkins
10 step ups each leg
Back down to the field for Jack Webb, 1×4 Merkins/Shoulder presses up to 10×40
Run to back of the building for People’s chair and variety of arm and leg raises
Run to the back field for partner work
P1 bear crawl to light post and back
P2 RDL’s left leg
Rinse and repeat with right leg RDL’s
P2 Makhtar Ndiayes
P1 full field run
P2 Freddie Mercury
Rinse and repeat
Indian run back to bus lot
All run back to COT
Good work out there on a warm January morning. Everyone was pushing it including the splinter cell led by Doc McStuffins (still unsure on your step-up count but not surprised at the speed). Transporter, when did you show up? Asking for a friend. The field was a feather bed today. Are the kids at MRHS and MRMS so spoiled now that it doesn’t even hurt to fall down? Well it hurts to run on. Frack is a lucky man in my book, I don’t always have to use the restroom at F3 but when I do there’s never a porta jon sitting there. well done. Nobody touch those gloves. I’m still working my way back into shape so thanks for hanging with me today as we toured around the campus doing a myriad of old F3 exercises or calisthenics as I like to say this week. Sign up to Q Dromedary. Link is below.
Announcements: Commitment to converge at DaVinci this Saturday 6:30AM. Sanctuary every Monday night at 7:30. Brooklyn Pizza Wesley Chapel.
Always good to see the boys out at Kevlar. A very distinct personality for this site. A bit rough around the edges but mostly good intentions.
15 Merkins IC
Unload the sandbags from the vehicle
Catch me if you can around the church and back to the front lot. 10 Merkins chasers
1 partner run and do 2/4/6/8 exercise at each median while other is doing sandbag work
Sandbag Flutter press
2/4/6/8 monkey humpers
Catch me if you can back up to parking lot.
10 merkins chaser
Field partner work
P1 Elbow plank
6MOM w/ rotating pax cadence calls
Moleskine: I leave for years and this is one of the few places I can come back and everything is the same except for my training. Same amount of refuseniks, and definitely the highest amount of methane in the A51 region. I finished it off as champion putting Spackler in the car after he chewed on one. Good Hands, Puddin Pop, and Stone Cold had a moment together watching a shooting star with Stone Cold asking the boys if they saw the shooting star, telling them to make a wish, and Puddin saying in his best 7 year old voice…”I just did..” Pretty cute.
I did miss my little English Bulldog but I’m sure he’ll be back in top form when I come back next month. Big Top was a great partner and we enjoyed working with Blazing Saddles in the sidecar doing his own thing with the sandbag that he had to carry by himself all the way there and home with no complaints. Good job Blazing, I worked on getting you out there for years and now you’re a regular and I’m trying to come back.
Good to see all of you monkey humping, merkin wearing #HIM’s. Sign up for the XMAS Party and more details coming out for the Turkey Bowl.
13 for some lifting and some running
1 partner fetch a big rock
Catch me if you can to the back of the school.
P1 up and over wall
P2 Good mornings with rock
P1 Stagger merkins right
Flapjack repeato left hand staggered
P1 trip extensions
P1 dolly press
P1 flutter press
Worked in a couple 10 counts and some peoples chair
Catch me if you can to take the rocks home.
Curbwork with legs/merkins/monkeyhumpers/etc
Head bank for 6MOM and burpees
0615 on my watch not Brats
Good workout men. Thanks for following as I wandered through another lightly planned morning.
15 of the toughest around came out for a workout this morning and we got after it.
30 Swings OYO
5 Cleans per arm
Run a lap (track)
3 rounds of:
20 teabag squats
20 2 hand press
Run a lap on track
Over to the fence at the field for:
P1: Double swings
P2: Run field
P1: Double cleans
P2: Run field
P1: Double press
P2: Run field
4 MOM with the bell, with rotating called workouts and cadence
This was a humid morning for such a workout. Pretty good group of pre-runners and I am certainly impressed not only by the endurance and strength but also by the ability to wake up at 4. Smokey was killing it on the 100 rep circuits and runs, might be time to upsize that bell sir. I haven’t done doubles in a while and they are awesome. Double cleans were my favorite and double swings my least. My partner Witch Doctor was a beast swinging those doubles and I should step up and get a real KB like his 24kg competition bell. The misshaped 50 that I offered wasn’t helpful to our team balance. I almost went out with the first ever merlot spill due to a bug to the back of the throat. You know your true friends when you’re coughing and gagging and they are still talking trash. Thanks Bulldog, and it was not a cicada. Stone Cold asked if I was ok but I could still hear him laughing at the same time. Apparently eating bugs doesn’t faze Tackling Dummy as he nonchalantly said he had just had one and it had no effect on him. Thanks to Harley and Fletch for letting me lead at A51’s hardest workout Skunkworks, not Kevlar. In my haze on the way home I tweeted #F3Kevlar because I still didn’t even know what day it was after the workout.
Announcements: Pool party $10 a family with a pig. Bring a desert and BYOB. Check the site for more details. Other things were said but you had me at BBQ, Beer, and Pool party.