Monthly Archive January 2021

Davinci 5 year anniversary – Part 1 – The Workout

This Saturday at Davinci marked the 5-year anniversary of the site.  It was YHC’s honor to be on Q for the special occasion.  The 13 Pax in attendance provided so much good mumblechatter and memorable things to call out that YHC needed to break the morning into two backblasts.  This is Part 1 which is the detail on the workout.  For the moleskin details on the morning tune in for Part 2.

YHC stole this workout idea from Tagalong who did a leg/core heavy workout a year ago when he was getting ready to go skiing.  YHC is going skiing in a month so time to get those legs and core ready.

 

The Thang:

Mosey to the 131 Main parking lot for a warmup:

SSH, IW, Potato Pickers, Mtn Climbers and calf stretches

 

Head over to the rock pile behind the lash studio on Ardrey Kell and grab a lifting rock.  The 13 Pax spread out abreast with clarification that half will be running down one side of the parking lot with the other half running down the other side of the parking lot (keeping it socially distant y’all).

10 lunges each leg with rock. Put rock down and jump over rock side to side 10 times (over and back = 1).  Then run down to 3rd light and back.  3 sets of this.

15 goblet squats with rock.  Put rock down and 15 Bonnie Blairs (over and back = 1).  Then run down to 3rd light and back.  3 sets of this.

20 calf raises with rock.  Put rock down and 20 monkey humpers.  Then run down to 3rd light and back.  3 sets of this.

In order to even it out a little bit we did some 7’s with the biceps because curls for the girls.  3 sets of 7’s which equated to 63 curls with runs to the 3rd light in between.

Mosey back stopping at the First Citizens Bank for some core work.  Partner up with P1 doing J’Lo’s while P2 runs around the bank doing 20 donkey kicks at the drive thru and then flapjack.  Next round is P1 doing backscratchers while P2 runs around the bank and does 10 burpees in the drive thru then flapjack.  YHC had one more core exercise on the weinke but cut it short in order to get in one of the exercises from the original, very first Davinci workout.

We headed over to the stairwell with the yoga studio at top.  This was affectionately named Nakatomi Plaza in the original workout and YHC is committed to bringing that name back.  Pulling from the original workout we did some “Welcome to the party, pal”s.  6 diamond merkins at the bottom of the stairwell up and over and down for 1 burpee at the bottom.  Then 5 diamond merkins up, over and down and 2 burpees, etc.  We made it through 3 rounds before it was time to head back to launch.

On the way back to launch we passed the Blakeney fountains.  Apparently these were named Niagara Falls at the original Davinci.  We will bring this name back as well.

Mosey to launch arriving at 7:31. Now, head on over to Part 2 for the Moleskin.

19 @ Chiseled with a workout that made Slidah beg to run

The Warm-up – “Popeye’s usual”

  • Mosey around Mt. Chiseled to take the chill off, back to COT to warm-up.
  • Popeye’s usual, 15 reps each… SSH, Merkin, SSH, Plank-jack, SSH, Mountain Climber, SSH, Imperial Walked, Imperial Butt-Kicker (explained below), SSH
  • Imperial Butt-Kicker = Stand in Imperial walker position, but kick your foot back to your butt, making sure the knee points behind your heel.  Good quad warm-up.
  • Stretch… calfs, can-openers, Jimmy duggans, moroccan nightclubs.

The Thang – “Build-up”

  • Rifle carry coupons to Mt. Chiseled shallow side, taking routine breaks for 5 coupon swings (25-30 swings total).  Partner up.
  • Build-up round 1:  Do chest presses, sitting shoulder presses, then arms to heaven while the other partner runs up the hill and back.  Take a break and mosey around Mt. Chiseled.
  • Build-up round 2: Curls, shoulder presses, then curl to press while the other partner murder-bunnies up the hill and rifles back. Take a break and mosey around Mt. Chiseled.
  • Rifle-carry to the other side (steep side) of Mt. Chiseled, taking routine breaks for 5 coupon swings (25-30 swings total), get in groups of three.
  • Build-up round 3: Partner 1 does arms to heaven, partner 2 does curl to press, while partner three walks up steep side backward.  Cycle through three times.
  • Rifle carry coupons to COT, taking routine breaks for 5 coupon swings (25-30 swings total).  Group up with the MASH-ers.
  • Everyone on their backs, with mary “you-call-its” while holding coupons, with 15x chest presses between each mary.  Ran through about 8 exercises.
  • Gut up, about 45 seconds left, SSH to the end.

The Moleskine – “Count your blessings”

There are a number of awesome things witnessed and learned…

  • You can make a gazelle beg for running
  • Running is not required to get a heartrate over 130
  • Cat Fish starts to laugh when his arms gets smoked
  • You can circle back with MASH-ers and they join in.  Watch out, they can be tough.
  • Murder-bunnies suck, nuff said

Penalty Box stepped forward pretty intently, and in fear of getting a hockey beat down, I immediately quieted down.  In addition to calls for prayer, we should also to a call for blessings.  While we prayed for Bill and his family, Penalty Box also asked us all to count some things we were blessed with.  A bunch of both amazing ans simple things were said, reminding us to be thankful of what we do have, and start the day out positive.  We should all try this one out.

Foot Fetish & Free Throws

Area 51, Waxhaw, & Union Co have a new AO named Clean Slate.  It launched from Porter Ridge High School (Indian Trail, NC) on 1/2/21, and it’s one of, if not the best, AO in the region.  YHC was asked to lead a solid group of HIMs for the 3rd Saturday workout, and I’ll do my best to document the events of the morning for your reading pleasure.

YHC tried to arrive early to strategically place a coupon, but at 06:15, there were already cars in the parking lot.  Several Pax were already standing around in the brisk 31 degree morning air eagerly awaiting what was to transpire across the 3 campuses of PRHS.  06:30 struck, a reminder of the Mission of F3 and DCCS were given and we were off and running.  Literally.

The Thang

Mosey from the football field’s parking lot to the elementary bus lot for COP

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • IW x 20 IC
  • Windmill x 10 IC
  • Clam Diggers x 10 IC

Exercise 1 – The Cheese Weave

  • side shuffle down each line of the bus parking lot while weaving thru the buses

Exercise 2 – Playground Pull Set (3 rounds OYO)

  • 5 pull ups / 10 RDS (ea. leg) / 20 Alabama Ass Kickers (knees to chest)
  • Mosey to the track.  Watch out for the mud!

Exercise 3 – 4 Corners (1 full lap)

  • Corner 1 – 20 Merkins.  Side lunge the short chute to C2
  • Corner 2 – 20 LBC.  Run backwards the long chute to C3. Avoid the pond!
  • Corner 3 – 20 CDD. Audible due to C3 being under water.  Perform exercise & backtrack backwards back to C2.
  • Corner 4 – Corner 2-  10 Heels to Heaven

Exercise 4 – Partner up and CMIYC to main entrance of PRHS

  • P1 – 10 Merkins then run to catch P2.  P2 run towards main entrance.  Flapjack when P2 catches P1

Exercise 5 – More Merkins

  • 10 Mike Tyson Merkins
  • 5 Wall Jump Burpees
  • Indian Run to Middle School basketball court (Pax apparently need a refresher on what an Indian Run is)

Exercise 6 – Free Throws

  • Pax hold a plank position around the 3-point arc while everyone shoots a FT
  • Each Pax shoots 1 Free Throw.  5 reps of the called exercise is removed for each made free throw (down to a min of 10).
  • Called exercises = 20 Merkins / 25 Jump Squats / 11 Burpees (11 Pax shot)
  • Performed 25 Merkins (2 made baskets) / 20 Jump Squats (1 bucket) / 9 Burpees (2 swishes)
  • Mosey back to main entrance of HS

Exercise 7 – People’s Chair + Air Presses

  • 50 Civilian count air presses while in People’s Chair while waiting for the six
  • Mosey back to launch
  • Exercise 8 – Mary
  • Box Cutter x 15 IC
  • Flutter x 20 IC
  • LBC x 20 IC
  • Merkins x 10 IC

Finish exactly at 07:30!

 

Moleskin

Solid effort by everyone this AM & lots of chatter right out of the gate.  Fuse Box showed up wearing a brand new pair of New Balance shoes.  A few Pax quickly noticed them and the chatter seemed to focus around his buying experience, his comfort level, etc.  If I didn’t know any better, I would have thought the Pax had a foot fetish.  I think it was just shoe envy.  YHC did my best to keep us out of the marsh-like conditions (out of respect for Fuse’s shoes).  The chatter about the shoes died down about the time CMIYC when it turned to Posse bolting out front like he was shot out of a cannon.  The Indian Run must be a new concept/exercise to the guys because it was an epic fail.  Practice makes perfect….  Speaking of epic fails, the free throw shooting contest was….interesting.  Lots of airballs & bad misses (but lots of laughs).

PRHS proves to be a solid AO with lots of options.  It can thrive if we put effort into it & there’s not doubt that the Pax of F3 Waxhaw will make it successful.  It was an honor to lead you guys.  Thanks to Catfish for asking & for the solid take out.

Announcements (failed to record, so going off memory)

  • Blood drive – Jan 30 at Five Stones Church
  • The Gremlin CSAUP – Jan 30 UNCC campus
  • Monday AO at PRHS is Pirate Island – Boot Camp @ 05:30

 

Water by the Gallons

Cobbler tweeted me (is it “tweeted me”? That sounds….. weird) a couple days ago checking to make sure I was still set to Q this morning. Uh, what?! I was on the schedule to Q?! Well, had to come up with something quick. Thankfully, I found inspiration in the rain outside: have everyone carry water!
Initially, that seemed like a major challenge but then I thought carrying all that water would be a lot easier if it was in some type of container. So I bought a bunch of gallon jugs and was all set!

WARMUP

Invited all PAX to take a gallon jug, explained they had to take the jug wherever they went,  then started off on a short mosey  Back to starting parking lot for some quick SSH, IW, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, and Merkins.

THANG

Kicked everything off with a 20 minute TABATA: five exercises, four sets of each, 45 second work, with 15 second rest. At least we had some sweet tunes playing to distract us from the suck. The exercises were:

  • Burpees
  • Jumping Squats
  • Merkins
  • Side sprints
  • Dry Docks

Atlas astutely observed out loud from his mouth that although we each had a jug of water we hadn’t really done much with them yet. Too true

So we picked up our jugs and moseyed to the parking lot on the opposite side of the baseball fields. Stopped briefly for a quick 25 heels to heaven holding our jugs to our chests.  Back on our feet to the parking lot by the tennis courts where I had already identified six separate exercise stations. The exercises at the stations were: lunges, Mike Tyson, squats, shoulders taps, Peter Parker, and thrusters – added a seventh station for flutter kicks while the eighth PAX ran a lap holding on to their jug. Upon return of eighth PAX everyone rotated one station clockwise.  If your hands weren’t on the floor you were holding your jugs.

After a full round of that it was time to mosey back to starting spot with our jugs, stopping only a couple times for gas pumpers, flutter kicks, and an easy 50 count of curls, presses, and triceps extensions with the jug.

Once back at the starting parking lot we got into a Circle o’ Planks: where all PAX drop into a plank in a circle and everyone gets to pick an plank type exercise in a round robin.  Finished last 5 minutes or so in Mary then COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Blood drives coming up in Waxhaw and SOB.

Waxhaw CSAUP on Feb 6. Running, exercises, many hours, followed by F2 and beer.

 

 

 

Engine Start System Malfunction

Eleven braved a cold icy morning at Calvary.  Eight appeared on Floor Slapper’s schedule, one arrived an hour early and was napping in his vehicle, and one joined us in the midst of our warm-up run.  Those at Anvil on the 13th may recognize the routine which was adjusted ever so slightly to extend 15 minutes, at least that was the plan.

Warm-up:  Ran to oval.  15 each of side straddle hops, imperial walkers, low slow squats, mountain climbers, and Peter Parkers.

1st series:  Ran to the rock pile at the North entry off 51.  There with lifting rocks we did curls, presses, and triceps as we walked around the circle three times.

2nd series:  Next we ran to the middle entry to north parking lot.  Started there with 25 merkins, then ran to west end of lot and did 25 LBC’s, then ran to the other side of lot across from the start area and did 25 jump squats, then to the east end of the lot for 5 burpees.  Then back around to the start and repeated four more times but lowered to 20 reps, 15, 10 and ended with 5 reps (remaining burpee reps were 4-3-2-1).

Planked to wait for all to finish, at least some of us did.

3rd series:  Ran to hot box and partnered up.  Partner 1 did step ups, while partner 2 ran to the 2nd light post and back.  But before the swap, our hot box was commandeered by two women exercising (they were very nice about it).  We adjusted to people’s chair on the wall with air presses briefly and then moved on to the next series.

4th series:  Ran to rock pile past cemetery and got a lifting rock.  Partner 1 did overhead extensions lying on back while partner 2 ran to the last tree island in that parking lot and back.  Swapped.  Repeated next with press and flutter, and then big boy sit ups with rocks.

5th series:  Ran to bench/tables near Church entrance at start.  All were iced over, so we couldn’t do step-ups and had to adjust on the fly.  Thanks to Udder’s suggestion we ran an eleven series up and down much of the east Rea Road entrance road with LBC’s at the top and merkin’s.  At finish, ran back to start and circled up for close out.  Various Fitbit’s, Garmin’s and other trackers clocked us at four miles.  Three joined us from Olympus there.

Announcements/Prayer:  Jet Fuel has Rock Zero Q next Saturday (23rd).  Mighty-Mite’s blood drive with anti-body testing.  Hoover solicited runners for a 75 mile run to Greenville in September and said slots fill up fast so sign up early.  Hoover was on a fast pace today prepping for it.  Thanks to Udder for closing us out with a prayer.  Thanks also to site Q’s Hoover and Geraldo.

“Engine start system malfunction” was what greeted me as I started my car and drove to Starbuck’s for coffee.  I made it home and its since been towed to the dealer.

Sorry Premature, I take my time.

Frozen Fog?:

Belated BB here boys, sorry Premature. A dozen pax joined me on a morning that my phone said “frozen fog” in the weather app. Not sure I’ve seen that one before, but couldn’t fartsack a Q. Remembered I was on Q while taking my son to hoops the night before, so I talked and he wrote as we knocked out the workout.

Warmup:

Mosey, then 25X each IC: SSH, IW, 3 burpees then mosey to new spot. 25X each hand release merkins, mountain climbers, calf stretch.

Thang:

Partner up and grab a rock. One partner runs with a burpee at far corner of track, other partner starts 150 each team exercises. Curls, Tri extensions, presses. Mary til the 6 comes in.

Repeato with new exercises 100 each team: hanging rows, rock squats, bench press

Mosey to covered area picnic tables: 20X each, Dips, step ups, Derkins

Wall squat with 25 each, air presses, jabs

Repeat dips, step ups, Derkins.

Mosey to COT to finish with some ab work.

 

Great work from the crew today. Not a talkative bunch. Got good work in and everyone was encouraging the rest of the pax throughout the workout. Glad I was able to Q this one and glad that Smuggler stepped up to Q the Last Call launch on Friday or we may have been running this one back..

Four Corners of Pain with Rifle Carry

Prep

Well it was time to bring out Premature’s cones of pain. Set alarm early and drove to Kensington Elementary School parking lot to setup the four corners of pain using the cones. Once complete, drove to the Millbridge Parking lot and setup the next four corner series of exercises. This completed the setup and headed to Commitment AO.

Warm-up

The warm-up started with a Mosey to Millbridge Parking and finished with some stretching exercises:

  • 15 Low slow squats
  • 15 Imperial walkers
  • 10 Merkins
  • Left and right leg runners stretch
  • 10 Upward and downward dog
  • Explained the Thang

Thang 

PAX split up into three teams of four to start four corners of pain. Once the team completes the first exercise, PAX meet up in the middle and hold in plank for the six. When entire PAX was together, completed two burpees and proceeded to next corner. This continued until all pain stations were complete except the burpee count keep doubling: two first round, four second, then eight, and finally sixteen.

  • 20 Dips on curb
  • 20 Heels to heaven
  • 20 Dry docks
  • 20 Squats
  • 20

Next, PAX Mosey to Kensington Elementary School to find a lifting and running rock. Mad Dog stated clearly “Chose wisely.” By the way, good advise. PAX rifle carried the rock to the first school parking lot to start the next set of four corners of pain. Same process as the first, except the exercises were different and PAX had to rifle carry the rock at all times. The exercises had to be completed using the rock as well:

  • 20 Squats
  • 20 Merkins, 10 per side
  • 20 V- ups
  • 20 Curls

Last but not least, PAX rifle carry rock to the top parking lot to meet Lieutenant Dan. All nine guys lined up along the curb to start with one Big Boy sit-up, run rifle carry to other side of parking lot, four reverse lunges, and run rifle carry back. This continued for eight rounds ending with eight Big Boys sit-ups and 32 reverse lunges.

Acknowledgements

I want to recognize Turnbuckle since he walked/ran the entire time and distance along with completing all the exercises! Well done and proud of ya!

Mosey back to COT

Announcements

Blood Drive Jan 30 Five Stones Church

Need support to fold clothes at Christ Church

Neighborhood walk Marvin Creek 1/17

Feb 6 CSAUP – Carb Load and Tuck

Rice and Beans signup

Banjo and his Gout

7 PAX showed up for the reemergence of Banjo‘s gout.  After a quick disclaimer and deep dive of what causes gout flare-ups, we decided that Banjo is full of crap about doing Dryuary started the workout.  As part of disclaimer, Zin brilliantly let everybody know that you can’t sue the Q because YOU will be the Q at some point today.  Zin’s creative juices are apparently waning after not drinking for 15 straight days posting at 8 workouts this week.

ZINFANDEL Q:

  • Warmup
  • Light Pole suicide
    • 10 Squats back
    • 10 Merkins up
    • Repeat until Speed Bump’s hands froze so Gerber had to go get him gloves 5 poles

BOTTLECAP Q:

  • Smoked Shoulders
    • Mountain Climbers with hands on wall x 10 IC
    • People’s Chair with air presses x 10 IC
    • Balls to Wall hip slaps x 10 IC
    • Repeato
  • Ab Partner work
    • P1 runs lap
    • P2 does Abs
      • 2 rounds of Heels to Heaven
      • 2 rounds of Dolly

GERBER Q:

  • Light Pole suicide part 2 up the hill
    • 5 burpees and 5 big boys at each light pole
  • Light Pole Paula Abdul down the hill
    • Speed Skaters x 10
    • Bonnie Blairs x 10
  • Terrible Webb
    • 1 Big Boy
    • 1 American Hammer IC
    • 4 Merkins
    • Increase Big Boys and Hammers by 1 all the way to 10

SPEED BUMP Q:

  • Parking Lot 3-stop Torture
    • Merkins x 10 on one side of parking lot
    • LBC x 10 at middle of parking lot
    • Burpees x 10 at other side of parking lot
    • Repeat x 3

BLUE SCREEN Q:

  • Audible after realizing benches are frozen
  • Dips x 20
  • Lap around lot
  • Step ups x 20
  • Lap around lot
  • Dips x 20

FINITO

GOUT RECAP:

  • Gout Get better soon Banjo . . . We miss you
    • The balls to wall hip slaps were an Ode to you
  • Speed Bump is VISCIOUS
    • He jumped right in asking for a shot at the Q and proceeded to kill us with those 10 burpees
  • Gerber is a good dad
    • Selflessly gave his gloves to Speed Bump and ran to get extra gloves from the car
  • Blue Screen is a hoarder
    • He talked about cleaning out his attic after 20 years . . . Get ready for some “New” sweatshirts to be seen at an AO near you
  • Honeycomb is a drag racer
    • He mentioned “some kids” get onto the runway behind his house and drag race . . . We believe you HC
  • Ralphie is getting fast
    • He was out front most of the day . . . Killed the Burpees and Big Boys on the hill.  Well done
  • Zinfandel is a Caitlyn Decathlete
    • Congrats on completing all 8 workouts this week plus a 2nd and 3rd F
  • Solid Coffeeteria at Poppyseeds bagels
    • Learned that Ralphie’s mom also works at Coke . . . BOOM!  Take that Shake n’ Bake!
    • Learned that Blue Screen hates Mail Room guys who wear Yankee jackets
    • Topic of the morning:  Home office vs. Working at an office

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Prayer Requests:
    • Ralphie’s college roommate lost his Dad this week to COVID
    • Zin’s brother-in-law is battling COVID
  • Wax-Travanganza:  CSAUP event (Completely Stupid And Utterly Pointless)
    • Saturday Feb 6th
    • Starting and ending in Downtown Waxhaw
    • Great opportunity for 1st F (about 3 hours of working out)
    • Great opportunity for 2nd F (Waxhaw Taphouse opening early for us after the workout)

Blue Screen prayed us out!

Don’t give me a complex

3 pax posted with their bells at Calvary on this cold January morning, ready to get some work on with some doubles.

Warm-up:

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • Arm circles x 10 IC (forward and backward)
  • Low slow squat x 10 IC

Main Course:

Neupert – 10 sets of 6 double swings EMOM

Complex 1:

  • Double snatch (DSN), renegade row (L, R) (DRR)
  • DSN, double military press (DMP), DRR
  • DSN, DMP, double front squat (DFS), DRR
  • DSN, DMP, DFS, double clean (DCL), DRR
  • DSN, DMP, DFS, DCL, double swing (DSW), DRR

Easy strength:

  • Double suitcase deadlifts – 2 sets of 5
  • DMP – 2 sets of 5
  • Upright row and merkins – 2 sets of 5
  • Double high pulls – 5 sets of 5

Carries:

  • Waiter carries – L, R – 1:00 on/1:00 off
  • Suitcase carries – L, R – 1:00 on/1:00 off

Complex 2:

  • Swing, high pull, snatch, clean, squat, press – L, R
  • Repeato for ~5 rounds, with the last round done with doubles

COT with the RockZero crowd and Udder with the take out.

Announcements:

  • Hoover is advertising a 72-mile relay with drinking called Ville to Ville in late September (2 weeks after BRR). Hit him up if you like to drink with a side of running.
  • Blood drive – 2/19 – see Slack for details and get signed up!

Moleskine:

  • Thanks to Unplugged and Frehley’s Comet for coming out this morning. Olympus is always a smaller crowd, but that usually leads to better 2nd F and today was no different. We covered kids, careers, kids’ careers, weight lifting (shocker), etc.
  • Everyone enjoyed the heavy does of doubles this morning and will likely be feeling them later today.

Lights Out At Centurion Yesterday

16 PAX blindly followed YHC into the darkness during Centurion on Friday.

The Warm Up: Butt Kicks/High Knees before COP (SSH/Imperial Walker/Squats/Mountain Climbers/Merkins)

The Thang: Triple Nickel on the hill (Choose your own Merkins on the bottom/Jump Squats up top). Mosey to people’s chair session outside of Chucky Cheesemonger. Mosey to the deck for running, core, lunges, and donkey kicks. Circled up for Mary* (Flutta/Dolly/Rosalita/Freddie/LBC/American Hammer). Partnered up to run stairs & jump squats while number 2 hammered out derkins/dips/step ups. Mosey to the rocks for curls/overhead press/tri’s/rows. Finished with Karaoke L/R with sprints back before concluding the morning with a few too many Low Slow Squats.

The Moleskine: I must admit that my second Q and first Q at this AO was not without a hiccup or two. The first workout location ended up being pitch black after all of the parking lights went dark. Likely shot out with a bb gun by Mermaid’s 2.0 to trip me up. Later the elders reminded me that a triple nickel is 5 reps not 10, that they are called donkey kicks not dolphin kicks, and it’s Mary not Molly. Still it went better than the nightmare I had the prior night where I was Q Jacked and a PAX was hit by a car. Great to see 4 site FNGs (Eeyore/Boone’s Farm/Buddy The Elf/Grave Dancer)!