A Romantic Nightmare



A Romantic Nightmare

9 PAX did Jack Webb variations around the perimeter of Stonecrest on a brisk morning at Nightmare on Elm.

Of course this was not the original plan.  YHC had a more adventurous “headlamp required” type weinke planned which involved trespassing (you know, standard Tuck stuff), but realized upon arrival that the Elm bridge construction completely obliterated access to the planned route.  After taking a moment to choke down the disappointment and shame, YHC turned to an old friend, Jack Webb, to save the day.  It seemed like a decent idea at the time.

Thang

COP

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • IW x 20 IC
  • LSS x 20 IC
  • Slow merkins x 15
  • MC x 20 IC

Mosey to main fountain area for Jack Webb variation #1

  • 1 derkin / 4 dips, up to 5 & 20

Mosey to ambiance-filled courtyard next to Flying Biscuit for Jack Webb variation #2

  • 1 toe touch (each leg) / 4 flutters (each leg), up to 5 & 20

Mosey to hill behind Target for Jack Webb variation #3

  • 1 run up hill / 4 burpees, up to 2 & 8 (ill advised)

Mosey to wall behind Target for Jack Webb variation #4

  • 1 donkey kick / 4 air presses, up to 5 & 20

Mosey to front of movie theater for Jack Webb variation #5

  • 1 sprint / 4 plank jacks, up to 3 & 12

Mosey back to launch area for Jack Webb variation #6

  • 1 merkin / 4 air presses

Moleskin

After all of this Jacking off my arms sure are dead. Just gonna leave that there.

After spending time in that romantic courtyard next to Flying Biscuit YHC feels like we all went on a date together. Tagalong and Mighty locked eyes for a fleeting moment, but quickly came to their senses and shook it off, with the unspoken vow to explore these new feelings at a later time.

On the first sprint Frehleys left it all out there. It was frightening.

Strong work by the group today. We did a great job of going back for the 6 and keeping everyone together.  There were some things YHC would have smoothed out but overall it was pretty solid for an improvised Q. Thank you Circuit City for the opportunity to lead.

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Elm bridge is not a thing

-TUCK

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