8 Crazy Nights



8 Crazy Nights

12 PAX were brought to the 27°s of the Island of Misfit Toys @ #F3Thrive to enjoy Chanukah’s 8 Crazy Nights.

The Warmup

The Thang

  1. We moseyed around the parking lot to see the 8 stations and learn what our gifts were going to be.
    • 20 Merkens
    • 20 Squats
    • 20 Oblique LBCs
    • 20 Reverse Leg Kicks
    • 20 Hillbillies
    • 20 Lunges
    • 20 Hip Thrusts
    • 20 Fondas
  2. After round 1, we did 20 Gorilla Humpers and 20 Flying Nuns.
  3. After round 2, we did Donkey Kicks till the 6 arrived.
  4. 3 Rounds of Presents in total.
  5. Mary = 20 side hip thrusts. 20 Oblique LBCs.
  6. El fin.

Moleskine

Added incentive, everyone got to watch me do 87 burpees to pay Auburn’s debt to Unplugged and his Gump Nation. 3 burpees for every point we lost by. Unplugged verified that Alabama fans wouldn’t have paid for their full debt. As per his promise, no one else HAD to do any burpees. But I think we all learned that Shep doesn’t really like burpees because when I offered for him to switch from hip thrusters and Fondas, he still didn’t do any burpees. So he sits on a throne of lies! Watch for Bernanke on the TikTok channels of Carolina Courts workers. He kept bragging about his good form, so much that he skipped one station and ran up ahead to show the good workers what hip thrusters should really look like, mountain man style.
 
Unplugged encouraged us all to scour the Exicon for strange exercises.
 
I guess it’s not Kotters to Countertop anymore because he’s sleighing it this December! Great to see you out, brother. Well done.
 
As we were leaving, there were sightings of strange elves taking selfies in circus-like wooden cutouts. Police are looking into it.

El fin.

Announcements:

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Prayer:

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