26 men showed up at Watchtower to VOTE! The preblast went out to wear your patriotic colors (Note: Black is not very patriotic nor reflective).
DCCS explained . . . Not a professional, Not a Democrat, Not a Republican, Modify Early, Modify Often
WAITING IN LINE
- Short Lap to let the mouths warm up . . . Zin and Recalc showing up early to the polls
- SSH, Merkins, Squats
RESEARCHING THE CANDIDATES
- A Presidential Webb
- 1 Biden Bomb (similar to Bomb Jack but yell “Mularkey” at the top)
- 4 Monkey Trumpers (similar to Monkey Humpers but much more YUGE)
- 2 and 8, 3 and 12, etc.
- Schneider and Ricky Bobby wanted to learn more about the candidates as they weren’t happy we only made it to 5/20 before going back down
ENTERING THE VOTING BOOTH
- Get into teams of 3 to decide which party . . . Apparently Glidah isn’t political as he decided to head to MASH at this point
- DEM
- Derkins x 20
- Elbow Plank with partner feet on back . . . Fuse Box finally got his chance to kick me in the back
- Mike Tysons x 10
- Vote/Repeat twice
- REP
- Rocky Balboa
- Elbow Plank Jacks
- Pull-ups x 10 (timer for other 2 partners)
- Vote/Repeat twice . . . Ralphie passed me on the way into the voting booth and had some
choice encouraging words for me
TIME TO VOTE
- Partner up
- P1 runs a lap . . . Or as Easy Button and Shake n Bake call it, “A leisurely stroll”
- P2 does V.O.T.E.
- V-Ups
- Outlaw (ROTATE)
- T-Tap Merkins . . . Or as Cobbler and Blue screen call it “Talk about Patriots”
- Elbow Plank Jacks
SUBMIT THE BALLOT
- 3 rounds of bicep merkins x 10
- 3 sprints across parking lot . . . Baio and Smithers really wanted to get their entries in quickly
- 1 Have a Nice Day . . . DUNN!
POST VOTE DEBATE
- Nice job by Floppy Disk giving his 6th Man speech . . . 55 Posts pre-COVID . . . Lot of weight post-COVID . . . Missed the fellowship . . . Welcome back brother. Well done!
- Chatterbox with the good deed of the day getting Baio’s keys after the workout
- Deflated and O-69 are putting together a Podcast (“Walkin’, Rockin’, and Talkin'”) . . . Be on the lookout for the launch soon
- Welcome FNG UnderCoat (Isaac) who works for CarMax . . . No Haggle, Sticker Price, and other easy names . . . Caught us on a good day.
- ANNOUNCEMENTS:
- Christ’s Closet REALLY needs help folding and organizing
- Tonight (Tuesday) from 6-8pm . . . Bring your wives, kids, neighbors
- Weekly on Mondays and Thursdays from 6-8pm . . . Bring your girlfriends and your neighbors’ kids
- Project Hot Wheelz: This Saturday 11/7 8:30am. Fixing a wheelchair ramp. Reach out to Centerfold, Recal, or Shop Dawg. Need guys to dig some post holes and nail some boards
PRAYER FOR PEACE ON THIS GREAT DAY . . . MAY WE BE THE LIGHT TO ALL . . . NOT JUST PEOPLE WHO VOTED WITH US!
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