We will save the blame game for another time. Regardless, use today as a reminder: If you are asked to Q, put it on your calendar. If you are a site q, check in with your scheduled q to make sure they remember and are good to go.
So at 5:14 we are standing around…no Nails. I look around, no site q’s either. As we progress through the check downs, I start looking around the circle and lock eyes with Transporter. He looks hungry to Q – Oh hell no. 5:15 I jump in before he has a chance and start leading DICCS. 5:16 Lets Go (yes a minute late as we were holding out hope our Q would arrive on two wheels).
Mosey around back side of parking lot doing a quick fly by of COT to see if the Q arrrived. Nope, but there is at least 1 site Q…Damascus limping over to the mashers with a cinder block.
Continue on with Transporter flying by me. Through my huffing and puffing I attempt to tell him to circle up in Pet Smart parking lot. After his second time asking me what I said again I decided it would be best to show him. I went from a 10 minute mile to an 8 minute mile (don’t worry, it only lasted 30 seconds ((that’s what she said)) and here’s that final).
Short mosey (literally 20 feet) to the middle of pet smart parking lot where we partnered up to get 100 Merkins and 100 Supines combined. Good eyes from Transporter getting Radar to avoid the dip plug left near the cart corral. Apparently you get bit once by fire ants and you develop eagle eyes.
Posse asking if I need an idea – Nah, I got this.
Mosey to hill entering the neighborhood. 10 Jump Squats at the top of the hill, 10 in/outs at bottom of the hill. Do it 5 times. It was here that Transporter reminded everyone this is called a Triple Nickel. Thank you Master Yoda. Circle back for the 6 which allowed most of us to get 6 laps in.
Mosey to bottom cul de sac where I learned along the way that Blue Screen doesn’t have an early morning whisper voice. 40 Speed Skaters at each light going to the other Cul-De-Sac. Oh dear god this sucks. Audible – make that 30 speed skaters (instant sigh of relief from the pax). LBC’s while waiting on the 6.
Strategically placed headlamps at front, middle, and back of the back as we navigated our way through the wilderness of Wesley Oaks until we reached light again near BB&T. If the pax hadn’t figured it out yet, yes I’m making this up all on the fly. Keep moseying to the wall, no not that wall, yes this wall.
Partner up with different partners for 100 Donkey Kicks and 100 Dry Docks. After Sugar Daddy knocked out 50 Donkey’s in the first round, I thought perhaps my count was too low. Quick look around, nope…other pax are struggling we are still good.
Split up into two groups and Indian run back to COT. Fast group took off too fast and it was all I could do to catch up to put on the breaks. Once again Sugar Daddy is to blame. We did Burpees waiting on the 6.
Watch check, 3 minutes. Well we are already doing Burpees so lets just keep doing that.
1:30 left. Burpees suck. On your 6 for Heels to Heaven. Got to 30 and decided that was enough. No second hand on the watch but felt like we only had seconds left so I called have a nice day. Ended up being about 20 seconds.