14 Golfers, including 1 FNG, jumped the fence at Bushwood and snuck in 18 holes before the sun came up. YHC opened up GroupMe while using the Squatty Potty restroom and realized Frack sent out a late night plea asking for a substi-q. I thought Why Not, and grabbed the Bushwood uniform (sleeveless collared shirt) and off we went.
DRIVING RANGE:
- Quick mosey
- SSH, Merkins, LSS, Peter Parkers
FRONT NINE:
- 4 corners
- Run 4 corners, do 36 reps
- Run 3 corners, do 27 reps
- Run 2 corners, do 18 reps
- Run 1 corner, do 9 reps
- Round 1: Merkins
- Round 2: Dorothy Hurleys (heel touch squat, heel click jump)
- Round 3: Flutters
BACK NINE:
- Partner Foursomes
- P1: 4 Pull-ups, 8 Merkins, 12 Dorothy Hurleys
- P2: Lap around track
- 20 total times
CART GIRL SIGHTING:
- On way back to COT, we got side tracked
- Finish off Round 4 of 4 corners
19TH HOLE:
- Welcome FNG Baby Face . . . Last name Gerber
but I’m pretty sure LazyBoy was just looking at this guy when he blurted it out
- Current FDNY firefighter commuting back and forth for a few more months before he officially retires to the South. Welcome to New York South!
- Congrats to Big Ben who continues to lose weight . . . Yelling out “245” in name-o-rama . . . If that is actually his age, he looks tremendous . . . I smell a VQ coming up!
- Kudos to The Knish, One Star, LazyBoy, and pseudo-Site Q Boitano . . . This site is great and continues to pull in solid numbers and I obviously love the golfing angle
- TERRIBLE JOB by The Knish, One Star, LazyBoy, and pseudo-Site Q Boitano . . . This site was built on integrity and proper Dress Code . . . Wayyyyy too many sleeves this morning
- Thanks to Delta for joining YHC with the sleeveless today
- Noonan and Fiji are getting fast!
- Long Haul and Carb Load have always been fast and showed it today . . . Well done on that last round of CDDs
- Wrigley and High Hat are hard workers . . . I hear those grunts
STARTER NOTES:
- Christ’s Closet giveaway this Saturday 9am-3pm. Need help during the event to restock and organize items (even 30 minutes) as well as before the event bringing furniture from the house (trucks especially needed)
- Reach out to Dana, Shop Dawg, Ice 9, and/or Ackbar for more details
- March 1 Q Challenge: We will need 67 separate men to lead a workout . . . Each workout needs to have a different Q throughout the entire month. Don’t wait for people to ask you, please reach out to the Site Qs:
- Flash: Rockwell, Chicken Little
- Ignition: Gerber, Hollywood
- Asylum: Damascus, Swimmers
- Watchtower: Doughboy, Smithers
- Bushwood: One Star, Knish, LazyBoy
- Dromedary: Goodfella, Dana
- Chiseled: Rudy, Fuse Box, Glidah
- Floater: Foundation, Carb Load (no, it’s not you Deadwood)
- Clyent Dinner: Centerfold, Bottlecap
- Swarm: Deflated, Hooch
- Impromptu: Ackbar, Recalculating
- Diesel: Chastain, Brutus
- Homecoming: Banjo, Posse
- Commitment: Run Flat, Rubbermaid
YHC took us out. #CradleToGrave . . . Let us see and treat people the way Jesus did!
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