Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain’t no good?
I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed
And the chicken tastes like wood

Wonder Mike

6 packs of soggy, store-brand macaroni posted for this edition of Kevlar. Powered by mysterious orange cheese dust, we plunged deep into the gloom and emerged several lbs lighter. It was so worth it.


Extended starfish with 5 burpee center around campus. One demo run and one fo realz run. Lots of setup for a somewhat unremarkable punchline.

Hill work

10/20/30s at the sweat box with some cemetery runs

Run around in the parking lot some.

Hill work

AYG back to start for Mary

Maybe some things I forgot, because I was straight making this up as we went.


Today continues to be quite busy, so this one will be short.

I don’t have a lot of commentary on this one, other than it was quite mushy out there and we sweated a lot. Gummy kept me entertained and everyone put in some good work.

My neighbor offered me some LaCroix the other day, and it was possibly the worst thing I have ever consumed. The flavor was Pamplemousse, which is the French word for grapefruit. I didn’t know that there was a way to make grapefruit taste any more horrible, but they have succeeded. No TClaps for you Lacroix. No wonder your stock has tanked. I think that everyone just realized that it tastes like when the soda machine runs out of Coke.

Enjoy the weekend fellas.



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SpacklerPosted on11:34 am - Jul 6, 2019

Lacroix was only meant to mix w Tito’s. Just have an O’Douls next time.

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