Help Wanted: Site Q at The Floater

Help Wanted: Site Q at The Floater

Thanks for taking the time to open the post and read more about the help needed at the 87th worst site in all of WUC. I was just enough of a sucker to let old Moneyball talk me into assisting him with the site and it’s been hell ever since. What’s worst than hell? The Floater is.

With Moneyball making the move to the big city I’ve got very tiny shoes to fill as I slide into the lead position. But now I need your help locating a 2nd site Q to help handpick the toughest SOBs in WUC to Q and to ensure whoever we pick gets those Backblasts out in a timely manner. Keep the streak alive….

All that said, today was my 24th Q since joining F3 and I’m now 24 days away from 1 year anniversary! But today I woke up with a new spring in my step, partially because I ate a lot of Brussels Sprouts and at about 2:30am they decided to leave “the house”. I then went back to bed and woke up at 4:30am with a newer spring in my step because it was the 1st time I would have control of the site without MB hounding me about how he’s in charge, that I need keep my opinions to myself, those shorts really make your quads look nice, etc…..

DiCCS given. No man left behind reminder and no Mary at The Floater, we only circle back.

THE THANG

Mosey over the bridge, cross as a group. At the first lot:

• Bear Crawl to one side

• 20 x monkey humpers

• Crawl Bear back to other side

• Squats until the 6 is in

At the next parking lot:

• 10 x MTs

• 20 x LBCs

• 10 x MTs

• 20 x LBCs

• Jump Lunges until the 6 is in

Mosey to elementary school and stopped at the last street for SSH while the 6 came in. Then we crossed together.

Elementary School lot for 4 corners, 2 laps, finish early keep going:

• 10 x Merkins

• 10 x Speed Skaters

• 10 x Carolina Drydocks

• 10 x Monkey Humpers

Mosey to back of school for some Compass

Mosey to graveyard for some 4 corners, 2 laps, finish early keep going:

• 10 x Peter Parker’s

• 3 x Burpees

• 10 x Parker Peter’s

• 3 x Burpees

Mosey to Bad Idea and down to the base, Jail Break to the white mailbox until the 1st Gazelle makes it and then everyone can stop.

Mosey back down and repeat the opposite way.

Mosey back to start stopping at each intersection 5 x Bobby Hurley’s. Circle back for the 6 as needed.

Cross the street together, on your 6 for 20 x Bicycles and 24 x WW2 Sit-ups. And that’s time…

MOLESKIN

It was a beautiful morning for a butt whopping with only light humidity and do I feel a breeze?Slight audible on the starting location due to the lot being used but the smell of spelt grain was in the air due to a massive amount of spelt grain from Dreamchasers. Banjo and I ate a handful hoping for a slight IPA beer buzz but I didn’t feel anything.

Great job to the 13 men that joined me this morning and everyone welcome our newest FNG, Juiced! He comes from the Crest of Briar and is sandwiched between Dancing Bear and Banjo (pray for him). Juiced is a great dude and as he shared in COT, today was the first time he has ever worked out in his 40 years of life. Never easy but nice work pal!

I’m already sore from this morning but those brews Bottlecap promised for tonight’s workout at Clyent Hoppy Hour got my mouthwatering. If you haven’t done a two a day, now is the time since BC promised low mileage and in the shade (but with gear). Can we create a descriptive word for someone, other than dumb, that does all 7 workouts for the week? It’s not easy but is a true mental test as the week goes on!

Doughboy on Q tomorrow and he always has brutal workouts planned. He said this morning he has a few new things planned and I’m scared. So scared I’m going to wear my vest for it….

Thanks MD for taking us out!

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Fix it for Christ is still happening through Saturday and volunteers are still needed. Donate an hour, a full day, several days. Whatever you can offer is appreciated.