Funny Book Keeping



Funny Book Keeping

Commish was either trying to pull a fast one or is a brilliant book keeper. We had the normal 8 or 9 regulars plus 10 or so Rebel Yell men who joined us for a “convergence”. I thought workouts only converged on special occasions but apparently Commish found a loop hole in the rules and ran right thru them like Hershel Walker running thru the Auburn defense (had to take that shot since War Eagle’s “football” school just beat my Heels in basketball – what is the world coming too). However, YHC was happy as it allows me to claim Q’ing the largest PAX in TFH history (as far as I know) and, even more important, being able to claim that I Q’d a larger number than when OBT visited #Royalty.

The Thang – PAX knows what we did but the cliff notes are warm up with a bunch of burpees and other exercises. Mosey over to aquatic center lot for some “I go, you go” work alternating between called movement up the lot and called exercise (merkins, LBC, etc). Mosey over to rock pile by practice field for more “I go, you go” alternating the rock to do curls, push presses, and flutters while partner holds a squat (and a few let loose during said squat). Next mosey to parking deck for more “I go, you go” with partner 1 doing called exercise while partner 2 runs up stairs to level 4 and back down (we did dragon flies, dolly, and 2 rounds of one legged squats). Mosey to brick yard for some dips and then back to launch site to finish our burpees and a few minutes of mary.

Naked MS

Great group out this am although I only remembered 17 out of 18 names due to the number of large number of guys visiting from Rebel Yell. I think using a smart phone to remember names is lazy and trying to remember names forces you to learn new guys names. I only missed one to not to bad – Shoe can’t even remember 17 of 18 with a smart phone.

Cobains to Tag Along since I told him we didn’t need gloves for bear crawls and then quickly proceeded to call out some ground work in the aquatic pool lot. At least I picked the smoothest paved lot in Charlotte (maybe all of NC).

The Rebel Yell pax helped to lower our average age today by like 20 years (I think Happy Meal still gets the kids menu when he goes out to eat). However, Olaf was usually out front even though he is of the appropriate age for TFH.

War Eagle is lucky I did not know his name before the workout or I would have cooked up some revenge for last Thursday night. I would pull for them this weekend except I picked Va to win in my pool and winning some dough is higher on my priority list.

There apparently was some decent mumble chatter based on the chuckles but I couldn’t hear so not sure what was going on. I think Old Cooter was using the Joe Biden method to convey his cat calls and was hugging nearby pax and whispering in their ear. I bet the DNC/National Media could take out a guy named Old Cooter in one episode of Rachel Maddow (#whowatchesthatcrap)

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Please consider signing up for Church on the Streets, including this Sunday. Meet at the Star Bucks at Stonehenge at 5:45 for clown car or meet downtown around 6am under the 277 bridge that crosses over N Tyron. It’s a great experience and will make you appreciate your blessings even more than you already do.

Tolkein asking everyone to sign up for just one Speed For Need race this year. You can’t miss his advertising if you try a little.

Shoe asked that we pray for a young man at CCHS who has been diagnosed with cancer. He then led us in saying The Lord’s Prayer to close out.

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WarEagle
5 years ago

Chelms you have been around long enough to know that we don’t get named for teams that we actually root for. Quite the opposite really. I would be content if Auburn did not win another game…in any sport.

Voodoo
5 years ago

From what I could decipher, not a bad workout for a bunch of old dudes. If you want less running and more gainz, feel free to converge with us at Meathead sometime. It’s good that you didn’t accost War Eagle as I think he’s a Bama fan that was intentionally given a name he would hate. And I applaud you for having the good sense to choose my Cavaliers to redeem themselves in this year’s tournament. 2 more games… Wahoowa!

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