A strong quorum of 22 pax rolled out either to fulfill New Years resolutions, or they were lured under false pretenses that they’d be supporting YHC in his VQ. Either way, the environment was festive, largely because Cheese Curd offered to do a Flashdance performance when asked about his legwarmers (don’t tease me, bro!) Speaking of Curd, he won the Eskimo award by dressing more appropriately for a snowmobile tour than a bootcamp workout, but whatever. The boyz looked chilly, so off we ran…
Arrived at the turf unscathed (though we could’ve used nightvision goggles to navigate the bleachers), and searched in the dark for Surprise #1. It was at this point, 2mins into the workout that Gummy yelled out “the wheels are coming off, Sprockets!” (Thanks for the vote of confidence.) Then I located it… a rusty old football gauntlet last used by the OP Elementary PeeWee league of ’72. We singled up, gained some speed, lowered our shoulders and plowed through it like Chris Farley through a coffee table (or it least some of us did… the ones with pelotas).
Then I made more friends… 10 burpees OYO, followed by a pass through the rusty gauntlet and run back to plank
10 burpees OYO, followed by another pass through the widowmaker
Mosey down south across Rea to the corner of Windy Rush and something.
Plank it up for shoulder taps
Partner up… run the block. Upon encounter, Partner 1 does 15 big boy situps, Partner B planks on partner 1’s feet. Run back to start and flapjack.
Plank for hip touches (your OWN hips, Puddin’ Pop!)
Partner up… run the block. Upon encounter, Partner 1 does 15 derkins atop planking partner. Run back to start and flapjack.
Run to the church, grab a 20-rep rock, carry overhead to assigned line.
Lunge walk with rock across parking lot to the grass.
Lunge walk with rock back across parking lot
Run back to the Eastsiiiiide (motel) of the school and find some wall.
Return to start.
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