5 PAX dripped in on a Hurricane Michael morning. Some had ideas of driving over to the parking deck across the street. YHC had something different in mind. After a sue proof disclaimer, we were off.
Mosey over to the area where they used to cook bacon in the morning.
There was no smell of pork in the air, but instead there was:
LSS x 15, 5 merkins OYO, SSH x 15, IW x 15 and 5 diamond merkins OYO.
Mosey to the front of Target to the covered area with all the pillars. Line up at the last pillar. Lunge walk to each pillar and perform the called merkin. Wide arm merkin, crucible merkin, diamond merkin and regular merkin.
On the way back, lunge walk and plank. Regular plank, right arm high, left arm high then seeing a little less rain, mosey to the seating area next to Flying Biscuit.
Grab a chair. Use the chair for dips, shoulder press and curls. 15 X each exercise in cadence count then triple lindy.
Mosey to the parking lot in front of The Joint.
Using the ends of 3 parking medians, it was time for the PJ beast. 6 reps, 6 sets of the called exercise at each parking median. At the last parking median you had to do 12 to make it work. Hand slap squats, diamond merkins and burpees.
Mosey to the seating area next to Starbucks. Grab a chair. Use the chair for dips, shoulder press and curls. 15X each in cadence count.
Return to the parking lot for 4 corners of escalator abs. Flutter and LBC. 10, 15, 20, 25 X.
Mosey across the street to the parking deck at Brown Bag. Start at the bottom (covered area), run up the stairs, and back to the bottom going around the deck. No Uncle Rico sighting. At each opening (to the stairs, on top of the stairs, the out ramp and the in ramp) perform 10X of the called exercise. Merkins, LBCs and toe-tap crunch.
Mosey back across the street to the fountains. Grab a chair. Use the chair for dips, shoulder press and curls. 10X each.
Mosey to the wall in front of Firebirds. Split leg squats. 10X on each leg in cadence count.
Back to launch where the rain started coming down a little harder.
When I woke up this morning my intention was to exclusively use the covered area of the parking deck as it was coming down in buckets. The name of the back blast would have been Uncle Rico’s Rescue.
But when I arrived, the rain had subsided and Mary Kay was waiting patiently in his car. While we were chatting waiting on others to join us, he mentioned that he had never posted in the rain. At that point, my plans changed. Come hell or high water, we were all getting wet.
As Happy Meal and Billy Goat appeared, I guessed that they had never posted in the rain before so I believed it was my responsibility, my duty, to provide them with the experience of laying down on the wet pavement (perhaps a puddle). For Heartbreaker, the vet, it figured it was just another day in the rain.
A funny story or two about posting in the rain.
I had planned my FNG post for the Matrix on a Monday. But it rained. I did not show. The next day it was not raining. I posted at Bagpipe. Thanks to the rain, I am an SOB.
A few months later, I happened to mention to Hops that I did not post and took a detour to the Y because it started to rain on my way to the AO. Hops, being the spiritual guy that he is, would certainly understand. I was wrong. Instead he shamed me. It was the last time I showed up at the Y. The last time I avoided posting due to the weather. It was one of those defining moments of my F3 journey. Today, I got to Q in the rain. Thanks Hops.
Disclaimer: The exceptions are ice, lightning and when the city of Charlotte declares a curfew because of the snow. Can’t get the Nantans mad at me.
I think we set an unofficial record for shortest announcements and take out.
It is an honor to lead the men of F3. Thank you for allowing me to do that this morning.
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