8 “Wild and Crazy” guys paid no attention to the curfew and arrived exactly at 0700. With our step brothers from Briarcrest and Millbridge holed up on a fartsack island, it was mainly the Lawson side of the family who canoed manned up at Cuthbertson for a “holiday hours” edition of Flash.
THE WARMUP
- Cue the boombox with traditional terrible music (but no complaints – classy group)
- Wet disclaimer given
- Mosey to front of middle school for COP
- SSH x 20
- Tempo Merkins x 20
- Slow Peter Parkers x 10
- LSS x 20
THE THANG
- On the mosey to high school stairs, we made 2 pit stops
- 4-count donkey kicks x 20 (hold for 3-count)
- Box jump burpees x 10
- Mosey to stairs to find some gear sitting there . . . #WellPickEmUp
- Partner up and go to one of 4 stations
- Curl to Press with Dumbbells
- Slam ball squats
- Kettle Bell swings
- Goblet squat with Kettle Bell
- P1 does exercise until P2 gets back
- P2 does lap down ramp, up stairs, down stairs, up stairs and then flapjack
- Do each exercise twice
- After 2 rounds, plank work
- Circle up and roll the Slam Ball around circle
- Merkin after you pass the ball
- x 5 in each direction
- After 4 rounds, core work
- Circle up on back and pass Slam Ball around circle
- Keep doing WWII sit-ups until ball passed 3 times in each direction
- Mosey to Transporter’ office
- P1 does Supines
- P2 sprints to lightpole x 2
- Mosey back to Finish
MOLESKINE
- Thanks to Run Flat for pointing out the dangers of the Box Jump Burpees on the stone benches . . . #DisclaimerGiven
- Run Flat wasn’t living up to his name today . . . Nice job #RunFast
- Dana had some great form in the plank circle . . . #WatchTheBallGoByYou #LetOthersDoTheWork
- He was slinging the weights during stations so we’ll give you a pass this time
- Frack would have been PISSED to see saw Longhorn and Moneyball carrying on a conversation during the workout . . . #ComeOnGuys #GetARoom
- Hooch must have been jealous watching Moneyball with Longhorn
- Nice work by all leading the majority of the workout
- Easy Button carried his partner all day . . . #Speedy
- Ole MacDonald worked hard despite his orange hands . . . #FakeLeather
ANNOUNCEMENTS
- CHISELED – OFFICIAL LAUNCH: Wednesday Sept. 26th at Five Stone campus (1117 Cuthbertson Road in Waxhaw). 0530 – 0615. Gear workout. Fuse Box and Banjo are Site Qs. Do you have gear to donate to keep on campus?
- OPEN DOOR: 3rd F opportunity. Sundays at Five Stones 0700-0800. Studying Acts Chapters 12 & 13 this week. Show up and become part of a smaller group of men trying to get better by discussing a chapter of the Bible each week. Doesn’t matter where you are in your faith walk. All are welcome.
- Thanks to Ole MacDonald for the takeout and the reminder to rejoice in the tough times which is easier said than done
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