- When:June to August
- QIC: Spooky Jon (aka Alpha Stallion)
Spooky Jon vs Chester at Horsey McHorse Arse
Horsey McHorse Arse is getting a face lift (and upgrade) as Spooky John has agreed to be the site Q this year. 13 weeks of misery with tentative start date on Monday, June 4 but subject to change at Spooky Jon’s discretion.
As outgoing site Q, here is the list of top 10 goals I have given him:
- Top 5 finish for at least 1 BRR team that trains regularly at McHorsey
- No hills the one day I post
- No sand bags the one day I post (that was just stupid Pro)
- Top the list of Q’s we had last year (it was damn good except for when YHC and Prohibition Q’d)
- Better BB’s (last year was pretty lame even if we had real runners to Q most workouts – hard to find runners that can post good BB’s)
- Find someone to take the Horsey trophy away from two time champ Fishwrap
- No repeat of Bratwurst Q when he took us down the Greenway (only time Metro and Area 51 split up – Metro was right)
- Beat the record of 44 PAX (set in Year 1 of Horsey)
- Chase down, kill, and eat a deer during COT (raw)
- Convince Chester to join the PAX one morning (running – make sure everyone has a partner other than Chester)
Should be aweful
Chelms aka Tatertot author
Chelms and Metro must be soft or not read Preblast when I Q. Will be signing up again to Q the Greenway, and this time will try to lose more PAX that don’t listen to instructions. And a team that does train at Horsey (at least occasionally) will post top something at BRR this year – guaranteed.
Whether or not I am soft is up for debate but I rarely read pre-blasts. I was the one who “walked” the injured pax (who was it) back to lot so I remember as it was the easiest Horsey for me all year. I did contradict myself as I requested one no hills day when I post this year and your route was relatively flat compared to the normal course. As such, I’ll post when you Q if I can.
I take umbrage at point number five of this manifesto. Last year my Pre and Backblasts were spectacular. I’m no runner though, so I will concede that particular part of your claim. I suppose it takes a Meathead to both make a running workout interesting and properly document it for posterity.
Wait. I’m not Site Q anymore? That’s probably a good thing as I was barely there last year. 100% agree on no sandbags. I don’t even like looking at them in my garage. Of the 3 commenters so far: Brat’s was well planned, but he did lead us down a dark path resulting in a nasty tumble and bloody leg. Mine was stupid. Ickey’s was most creative and well executed all around including the PB/BB. Not sure how much I’ll be out there this summer as I won’t be doing much training. Just don’t make the natives angry. That place has gotten a little rough of late. Say hello to Chester!
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