20 showed to The Maul. I’d say it was safe to say nobody knew what to expect, besides Haze, who commented that my “Q” would be a disaster on The Twitter. The best part was my #nonQ this morning kicked him in the throat. He will admit it. Disaster this…..
That Thing We Did
The Murderhorn Challenge – #TMC, #TMHC, #EADPH
Run around the theatre to the top of MH. Do 10 merkins. Run down MH and do 10 squats at the base. Repeat until 6:10 err 6:05.
Back to camp for some Mary led by only those names I absolutely knew, so 5 of the 20.
Last minute of burpees – yes I did a few. Good to see so many refusnik. Love that trend.
Done.
Results aka HOW MANY TIMES YOU WENT UP MURDERHORN in 35ish MINUTES
Mic Check – Unknown
Hops – 8
No show – 8
Tag-a-long – 8
Teddy – 9
Commish – 5
MT – 8
Squid – 8
Loogie – 5
Kirby – 5
Carmen San Diego – 7
Morning Wood – 8
Speed Bag – 6
Patent Pending – 5
Shrink Wrap –
Private Benjamin – 7
Snowflake – 8
Purple Haze – 9
Huggie Bear – 7
Spackler – 8
Moleskine
If you know me then you’ve come to realize the most of my Q’s involve very little Q and a lot of cardio. Why? Possibly bc I’ve seen too many Q’s go horribly wrong with too much instruction. You know how to limit the chatter? Run em. Shut em up. Said it last week and I will say it again, if you don’t at least get 3 miles in a bootcamp then it is a waste of time. My personal opinion. If you disagree, WHO CARES #ThanksRadar
Congrats to Purple Haze for winning this years edition of #TMC with 9 total times up. Well, he technically tied with Teddy but he indeed did beat Teddy. That was shocking. Pick it up Teddy. I would have lost a mortgage on that bet #embarrassing. Gotta give PH credit though, those little midget legs were cooking. Of course it helps that they are basically only carrying his 14 lb beard. As I said, don’t shave that thing man or you will look like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. This is where Haze is reading this stroking his beard, shaking his head and thinking why am I even friends with Spackler? I’m just jealous. I can’t grow a beard.
YHC did take a barb from MT about not finishing at the top of Murderhorn or something to that effect. Brushed it off as friendly Gamecock fire.
Good to see the other 4 folks I knew and a few of you other gentlemen that I recognized from years past but didn’t say anything simply bc that gets awkward. You know it. I know it.
See most of you next year!
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