Hizzle’s Knoll



Hizzle’s Knoll

Hello.  My name is Spackler.

 

8 guys showed up at Death Valley.  I remember when this number used to be 28.  8 is much easier to contain.  It was fun.  Glorious.  Absolutely Fantastic.

The Thing

Pseudo disclaimer was said.  We went off campus to Spackhizzle’s Knoll.  We ran up and down it a few times.  Lots of merkins.  Some Mary now and again.  Maybe a squat or two.  No monkey humpers.  Back to the basics.  3.6 miles covered because we are men.  Should always be at least 3 miles covered or it’s a waste.  Except for F3Meatspank on Thursdays and some of those other 0.0’s.  Those guys like steroids and small junk so who are we to judge?

The skin

I hate BB.  Used to be fun.  It’s not now.

I picked the partners today.  It was exciting if not just downright freeing.  You should try it.  You are welcome

Smokey and Dollywood led the way all day as partners.  Blah blah blah

Horsehead mumbled a few times.  I made out “stupid”, “Princess Leia and her ankle chain” and something about F3 supposed to be getting easier when you’ve been a part of it for 6 years but it hasn’t.  You clearly need the “Spackler’s guide to F3 – 2012-18 editions”.  F3 is easy.

Puddin took us out in prayer and he is a good man for doing so.  BTW, serious question….not a big fan of hugging all over you sweaty as* gents after a workout anymore – not that I was to begin with but – full hand clasp on sweaty shoulders for some of you – is that a thing?  It’s flu season.  Sickos.

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