Groundhog Jousting



Groundhog Jousting

After a loooooooooong time, YHC made it out to the immaculately cultivated grounds of THE Charlotte Christian Academy for some fun.

I scoured the F3 Nation Exercise list for some ideas and found a few gems, so here we go [went]:

The Thang:

  • Mosey through front parking lot to explore the newly finished Fine Arts (I think) building. Note to future Q’s: more stairs than you will know what to do with. Definitely something to utilize.
  • Back to parking lot for some dynamic warm-ups:
    • RDL’s 5/leg then yog a bit
    • Lunges 5/leg then yog
    • Walking Knee-to-Chest 5/leg then mosey down to upper playground
  • Mini-Dora: Partner up and cumulatively do the following
    • 50 Pull Ups (timed by a run down/up the bleachers)
    • Mosey down to field and commence 100 Carolina Drydocks (timed by run across field and back)
      • Note: A great modification to increase difficulty for Drydocks is putting feet up on a ledge/bench/etc.
    • 150 100 RDL’s/legĀ (timed by run across field and back)
    • Plank with various and sundry movements waiting for 6
  • Bataan Death March on the track
    • Line up for Indian Run, but last PAX drops and does 5 burpees before sprinting to front of the line
    • Everyone went once (little more than a lap) then we broke up into partners and did Catch Me if You Can w/ 5 burpees
      • CMIYC for 2 laps
    • Pick up 6 when done
  • 25 LBC IC to “recover”
  • Railroad Tracks w/ Shoulder Taps
    • In end zone split into groups of 4.
    • 1st 3 PAX assume high plank position on every 5th yd line (5-10-15) and commence shoulder tapping
    • 4th PAX hurdles planked PAX before setting up on the 20.
    • Last PAX gets up, hurdles, planks, etc. until all PAX reach opposite EZ
  • Sprint 10, BP 10, Sprint 20, BP 20……Sprint 40, BP 40, Sprint 100.
  • Plank-O-Rama for a bit
  • Mosey to front parking lot
  • Partner up, one partner runs to end of the island/back while other partner does squats on every parking spot line
    • Every line increases squats by 1, thus first line 1, second 2, etc.
    • Go until 6:13
  • Mosey to launch for slow Merkins until time.

Observations:

  1. Covered 2.82mi with some work to chronically underutilized (by F3) muscles, namely back/shoulders/hammies.
  2. Baracus made it very clear he should have chosen a different partner for CMIYC (Fletch). All agreed, pointed, and laughed.
  3. Smokey is terrible, nay abysmal, person to have lead an Indian Run line.
  4. It was great to meet Double D and Carburetor for the first time today, strong showing and I was surprised to hear Carburetor has only been F3ing for a week.
  5. Double D says Bataan is properly pronounced “Baht’n.” He also said he was 30 in COT prior to correcting himself to 42. #questionable

Announcements:

  • Keep Header in your prayers, his father recently passed away.
  • Somehow nobody had anything to say about any races. The end is nigh.

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Fredo
6 years ago

Dang man this looks awful – nice work.

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