Donut Run Math

Donut Run Math

16 did a run for Donuts and here is what we did:

Ran.

Moleskin

#mathrules

6.7% of the group did Merkins and LBCs
40% of the group left before COT #wtf
13.4% of the group ran the long john north route
6.7% of the group violated the clothing and decency policy of all American and Religious laws

Kirk decided to relive the SOFAWIB glory days by actually doing a wib workout from back in the day. He ran straight to Old Providence West and did merkins and LBCs at every side street until Lancer. Some people just can’t move on. Also, thanks for waiting for me while I made a pit stop.

Hopper, Baracus, Beaker, Swiper, Agony, and 1 unnamed pax left before COT. Good to see you guys and thanks for failing at 2nd F.

JRR Tolkein and Turkey Leg ran the North Long John route. Putting in a solid 7.8 miles this morning. No sign of the #SpeedForNeed chairs though. Still disappointed they haven’t made an appearance at Donut Run #emojicryingface.

I’m pretty sure Semi Gloss has successfully killed Dunkin Donut’s business on Wednesday mornings. Most cars that pulled into the parking lot for some delicious coffee and donuts promptly exited the lot and will never be able to get the mental image of shirtless Semi in only a towel. #proudofyou

Tolkein tried to recruit a former F3’er after the run. Guy’s name is Fraggle. Even gave him a business card! But alas, Semi was standing there and I’m sure the guy was totally offended.

Tolkein with the closing prayer.