Horns, Owls, Yelling, and Donuts (of course!)

  • When:03/08/17
  • QIC: Bushwood
  • The PAX: Hairball, Turkey Leg, Agony, Kirk, Semi Gloss, Rebar, Goonie, Gridlock (FNG), Golden Mule, Tiger Rag, Icky Shuffle, Wild Turkey, Horsehead (or Boarshead), Hannibal, and Bushwood


Horns, Owls, Yelling, and Donuts (of course!)

15 came and conquered the course, or at least some of the course. Kirk and his FNG (Gridlock) opted for the 5 mile route, and Icky MAF’ed all up and down Rea. Hairball doubled back multiple times just so he could pass people more than once.

I rolled in hot and launched with Agony at the back of the pack. On Rea, the group ahead of us was honked at. The next car yelled at us (I think they said “Excellent FORM!!!”). Then a massive Owl landed 5 feet from me in a yard. I took it as a warning shot. A shot across the bow. Agony deployed defensive counter measures by rubbing his prayer beads and pulling out the Sword of the Spirit.

14 stayed for donuts and chocolate milk (the perfect post run recovery drink). Golden Mule was none too pleased with the Google Fiber shirts. If you bring me an AT&T Fiber shirt, I will wear it. I do not discriminate against free t-shirts. Horeshead showed up late (due to a bowel malfunction) and was pissed that Semi left on time. Next week’s episode of “The Gloss and the Head” should be riveting. I won #ParentoftheDay award at home by bringing home donuts for the kids. Not only is a Donut Run a good run with great 2nd F, but we make men better parents #proven.

Goonie said it was his first time running 6 miles. Well done! You beasted the course!

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