Donut(s) Run(s)

  • When:02/22/17
  • QIC: Dunkin Donuts
  • The PAX: Agony, Golden Mule, Retread, Gummy, Tiger Rag, Semi Gloss, Kirk, Hairball, Turkey Leg, Marvel, Horsehead, and Bushwood


Donut(s) Run(s)

A solid dozen donuts runners slashed their way through the course. Some legitimate #highfives were exchanged with the Death Valley crew as they made their way to Davie Park. Every one of them was asking for donuts. I doubt Alf brought them donuts #Q-fail.

9 of the 12 stayed for donuts, coffee and chocolate milk afterwards. Much of the conversation centered around clothes. I was sporting my new FREE Lulu shorts that I won in their Strava contest. I will never pay $70 for shorts, but these puppies are niiiiice. Semi was ashamed to even sit next to me. Horsehead has no idea what a brand is and Tiger Rag shops at Wal-mart, which was a little surprising. I pictured him more of a Dean & Deluca and Orvis kind of guy. Also, Semi purchases 10 pairs of pants at one time #friction. I think he gets a bulk discount. Basically, we sounded like a bunch of women at a coffee shop.

The BRR was well advertised as 5 of us had their shirts on #EyesOnThePrize.

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Gummy
7 years ago

Other things we learned:
– The counterclockwise loop is way worse that clockwise. Two bad uphills, and the compensating downhill through the neighborhood doesn’t even that out.
– In a related note, Horsehead’s favorite DJ is MC Escher.
– Semi Gloss has another gear (sub-8) when a code brown hits.
– Any gain Dunkin’ sees from 12 guys buying coffee and donuts is offset by cleaning supplies for the mens room and the carnage in the seating area. Sitting on the towel you just wiped yourself down with (or used as a skirt while changing a la TR) doesn’t mean they don’t need to clean that chair.

Horsehead
Reply to  Bushwood
7 years ago

That is the last 10K I run in a coconut bra.

Horsehead
7 years ago

Well “drop em” got a whole new meaning during the takeout today.

Not sure if ok.

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