Less Fun than Joe Davis

Less Fun than Joe Davis

AYE. For the A51 PAX who spurned the Joe Davis Run, YHC brewed up somethin’ really special to punish all of us for not being better people and supporting a great cause. Plus, Banglaore (FNG) texted, and I quote, “make it difficult…very difficult” for his first post. So I did my best. Here’s more or less what transpired, as far as I can remember. It’s amazing how much I forget in 3 days…

THE THANG
10 Burpees for a little appetizer
10 SSH + 10 Burpees
10 Merkins

The Lap – Parking lot next to cars, up North Face and around Calvary with 8 pain stations
Lap 1 – 10 Jump Squats at each station + Mary and plank at the finish
Lap 2 – 25 Merkins at each station + Mary and plank at the finish
Lap 3 – 20 Freddie Mercuries at each station
Mary – keep feet elevated, close it out with 50 cadence Mountain Climbers
Lap 4 – 10 Burpees at each station + Mary and plank at the finish
Lap 5 – Run yer arse off

Sprint to first light pole
Sprint to second light pole
Sprint all the way back
Duck walk to first light pole
Lungewalk somewhere in there
I think that was it but, like I said, I can’t really remember

YE OLDE MOLESKINE

1. The as-yet-to-be-named Bangalore was at my house on Friday with his M and was himming and hawing about F3 but I headlocked him so hard that he had to post. And post he did. Very strong showing for an FNG. He did tell me later that he was a) sore and b) not so thrilled about his nickname but said “this isn’t my first rodeo, I know not to complain.” Wise words. Just ask @asslesschaps, @crotchrocket, @dryhole, @tigercock, @cavitysearch, @ballhair. Ok, just kidding on that last one, but we did almost give that to a @hairball (F3 RIP) headlock.
2. Great to have Big League Chew out in the PAX. It’s somewhat difficult to fully understand what he’s saying because of all of the chaw in his cheek, but his positive vibes were appreciated.
3. Larry Birds to Teddy, Joker and JetFuel. Dudes can fly.
4. Good to have the youngersters out with us. I will not lie that it makes me feel pretty good to smoke a guy 12 years my junior…which is exactly how @hillary, @stinger, @turkeyleg and many others feel when I post. What goes around comes around.
5. For those of y’all not so good at the maths, we did a hundred burpees. Just wanted to make sure the record stands.

#horseneck OUT