Cannonball Run 2017

  • When:1/12/2017
  • QIC: Bounce
  • The PAX: Spackler, Bounce, Hops, Champagne, Jet Fuel, Arena, Puddin' Pop, Gummy, Chico, Marge, Hairball, Semi-Gloss, Iron Sides, Floor Slapper


Cannonball Run 2017

Hydra – Cannonball Run

14 PAX showed up Thursday morning with moist winter weather to run some pavement. Here’s what happened.

Began with quick disclaimer and mosey to front of school. Had the PAX circle up for some warm up exercises. Exercises included: Side Straddle Hop x 20, Imperial Walkers x 15, Squats x15 and 15 Burpees OYO.

Directed PAX to run to playground behind school to pick out a morning partner.

    1. Round 1
      1. Partner 1 – 10 Pull ups followed by 20 LBCs – repeato
      2. Partner 2 – Run on pavement around school
    2. Round 2
      1. Partner 1 – 20 Merkins followed by 20 LBCs – repeato
      2. Partner 2 – Run on pavement around school
    3. Round 3
      1. Partner 1 – Low Slow Squats – repeato
      2. Partner 2 – Run on pavement around school
    4. Round 4 – Plank work to wait for six

Directed PAX over to church to select a lifting rock to help with some upper body and leg work.

    1. Round 1
      1. Partner 1 – Curls
      2. Partner 2 – Run to end of parking lot
    2. Round 2
      1. Partner 1 – Overhead press
      2. Partner 2 – Run to end of parking lot
    3. Round 3
      1. Partner 1 – tea bag squats
      2. Partner 2 – Run to end of parking lot

Ran the PAX down Rea toward Cannons, first one there touches the Cannons and returns to sweep the Six and head back to launch. Return to launch with entire PAX for one round of celebrity Mary (The Flutter) starring Hops.

Workout is complete!

Moleskin:

Here are a few observations from the workout. I felt like I was at a F3 Shareholders meeting this morning when Hops and Gummy rolled up. I hope the audit they send back to Mermaid at headquarters has glowing reviews. Spackler showed up very spry this morning, either the Dryuary is started to pay dividends or it is the fact that his house has no heat and the temps stayed above freezing last night. He obviously got in a full 8 hours of shut eye. It was good to see Gloss decked out in his moisture wicking, Goodwill performance gear. I have heard multiple Wall Street analysts say this line of athletic gear is going to eclipse LuLu and Athletica in the coming fiscal year. The one caveat on the segment is they are targeting 35 something’s that are big-boned and mildly athletic, who like shirts that inch up over the mid rift. Gloss is a perfect customer for this apparel. Jet Fuel was still a little hung over from the National Championship game. I did see that Santa brought him some sleeves for his workout shirts. Special thanks to Hairball for grabbing the cannon shaft and putting the PAX out of it’s misery on the cannon run. I am not going to mention the after workout conversation that Gummy had about Hairball’s reach and his form during this drill.  Puddin’s bowels of doom didn’t explode this morning, the entire PAX was much appreciative. Champagne was a solid Partner for the workout, he had multiple opportunities to call me out for being the Six for the entire workout and he remained mum. I appreciate it brother!

There is always a solid group of guys that show up to Hydra. Thanks to Gloss for the take-out!

Bounce

Announcements:

Contact Spackler and Hairball if you want to run the Joe Davis this weekend, they have extra bibs.

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Spackler
7 years ago

Something tells me there is alot of porn stache in that movie.

Hairball
7 years ago

https://youtu.be/rYriOuyJU5I

Fast forward to 2:30. Yep.

Gummy
7 years ago

Cannonball Run is a great terrible movie. I haven’t seen it since I was a kid though – good parenting. It’s not quite Stroker Ace, but close.

Strava somehow gave me credit for making it all the way to the canons, so it put me 4th overall in that segment, just a few seconds slower than Hairball. Data doesn’t lie.

After one of the bumpiest COPs I’ve seen, Bounce turned in a solid workout. Spackler invented side straddle walkers. You had to see it to understand. Champagne was grumpy. Floor Slapper was on time to the workout. Believe it.

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