Behind Friendly Enemy Lines

  • When:Spackler
  • QIC: 1/5/17
  • The PAX: Poptart, F Comet, Loogie, Big Tuna, Semi Wet, Strawberry, BOG, Margo, Tag a long, Morning After, Marconi, Goonie, Bucky, Heartbreaker. Torpedo


Behind Friendly Enemy Lines

17 came but only 16 mentioned below.  I am missing one.  Chime in fockers.  FTR, this is the latest I’ve ever posted a BB.  Must be the lack of Tito’s.  However, Daddy is on cheat night so…… Suck.  It.

So here is the deal.  I didn’t really want to lead.  I’m out of shape and grumpy because of this Drynuary thing.  But this racehorse needed, what is now only looking like a 72 hour break, from the sauce.  Plus I couldn’t find my pink Tutu.  I was really hoping I could make Pop Tart proud.  If only I could have found the ‘beads’ maybe I could have made him #merlot.

We did a short COT.  That is what it is called right?  Moved over to the speed bumps for an inordinate amount of merkins which I am fairly certain Semi Wet didn’t complete.  FTR, I didn’t either.  Nor did half the other guys.  Pop Tart probably did.  He is stho sthrong.  Screw the whole ‘If you can’t Q it, don’t do it’.  That **** is stale.  The new term is ‘Deal.  With.  It’.  I do what I want.  Put that in the Lexicon queers.

We then ran to the top of Murderhorn.  Knowing we were having to wait forever for the slow guys we gathered at some loopity loop.  Few of us almost got taken out by some future stock car driver.  Either that or it was probably some overweight guy consumed with eating his leftover fried chicken wrap from Chick fil a not paying attention as he made an offensively wide turn.  Guaranteed he thought, “Chicken Wrap is healthy”.  Guess what? He probably needs F3.  Or Orange Theory.   Partner up fockers.  I got Semi Wet.  Perfect.  Run in opposite directions until you meet your partner.  More merkins except we did that awkward hand slap thing.  Meet back at beginning.  Repeat.  Hand slap.  Tee hee hee.  Some LBC’s.  LETS GO SLOW GUYS.

At this point, my fat ass is smoked.  Head down Murderhorn.  Mumbled something to Pop Tart.  Probably talking about ‘beads’.  Meet up at the rocks.  Partner work with a bunch of stuff while partner runs to stop sign and back.  Flab jack and so forth.  Good recovery.

Move to bottom of Murderhorn.  Same partners.  One goes up Murderhorn.  Other to the right up to the end of some some street.  Guess what?  Unoriginal merkins for both at each end.  Sounded like an equal distance.  Wrong.  Murderhorn partner got screwed.  Flab jack.

Indian run up the Murderhorn.  Fast line won.  Easy.  Somebody go get the six.

Back to home base to do triple nickel on frost covered hill.  More merkins, squats etc.  At this point, I’m looking for the extra pump from the previous nights Titos.  No luck.  F.  But you know.  I still ‘Got It’.  Turn around and a few guys are doing 100 or something LBC’s in place of man ****.  It’s called Vaginosis.  LBC’s that is..  Put that in the Lexicon.

Back to home base where I thought we had 3 minutes left at 6:17 to do Back Scratchers bc they aren’t hard and I didn’t care.  Oh no time left?  Good.  Now I can drive home 15 miles.

Semi Wet took us out in prayer and I thank him for that.  He always does a good job encouraging us to ’embark’ on our various journey’s.  I kept the recording going during prayer so I could keep it, memorize it and drop it at a future lead.  Preesh.

That’s it fellas.  Now go enjoy the 2 inches of snow.  Meteorologists are full of **** man.  Shalom.

PS.  Forgot to say a disclaimer that was effective but let’s be honest, nobody takes me seriously anyway.  And if you do, bless you.  But, Frasier is wide open for appointments in February.  Why February?  You need to wait for him to get through all the New Years Resolution losers.

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JRR Tolkien
JRR Tolkien
7 years ago

Spackler, this is one of my favorite backblasts. Job well done Wormwood.

Sincerely,

Your Dearest Dark-Side Brother… JRRT

Strawberry
7 years ago

No call out on my epic refusnic with…some other pax on the last triple nickel. Appreciate it!

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