Miley Cyrus is somehow worse when blasted from an orange Jeep

  • When:09/16/2016
  • QIC: Alf
  • The PAX: Tiger Rag, Fletch, Squid, Donkey Kong, Fault Line, Napster, Cotton Tail, Horsehead, Pop Tart, Lex Luthor, Big League Chew (Respect), Turkey Leg, Blazing Saddles, Harley, Cheese Curd, Tackling Dummy, Young Love, Bulldog, & Alf (Q)


Miley Cyrus is somehow worse when blasted from an orange Jeep

19 Men showed up at Kevlar this morning looking for Fun Friday and got some work done instead.  I had to arrive early for a bit of setup and got a few treats.  Fault Line stretching solo in the parking lot.  Legs spread uncomfortably wide for him or us.  Horsehead’s empty truck while he was out on a 1.2 mile pre-run and Lex Luthor rolling up in a bright yellow shirt on his bike.  Helmet 2 sizes too big.  Then you had TR and his orange mid-life crisis posting up with the playlist of an unpopular middle school girl blaring.

Anywho, time to get down to business.  No FNG’s so disclaimer was short and incomprehensible.

Mosey down to school parking lot for COP:

IW + 1 Burpee

Squats + 2 Burpees

Merkins + 3 Burpees

Mountain Climbers + 4 Burpees

Planked hip taps + 5 Burpees

Wide Arm merkins + 6 Burpees

Romanian Dead Lifts + 7 Burpees

Flutters + 8 Burpees

Carolina Dry Docks + 9 Burpees

Diamonds + 10 Burpees

Mosey back up to the field and grab a partner.  Break out to circuit stations.  One team is timer with lap around the track while everyone else does work, then rotate station (one team per station).  We did too full rotations.

Sandbag goblet squat

Sandbag overhead press

KB Highpull

Parallel bar dips

Pull ups

Log or Tire flip

Tire broad jumps

Tire toe taps

Tire front raises

Single leg squats

Mary finisher with Dolly, Heels to Heaven, and LBC.

Moleskine:

Low mileage promised and low mileage delivered.  Brown would have liked it, if he posted anymore.  BRR is over, its more than time get back into the business of using muscles above the waist.  Lots of chatter this morning making it hard to keep track of the cadence.  Mostly came from the burpee refusniks, you know who you were.  Props to my partner Squid who just can’t help himself with the perfect form.  Makes us all look bad.  It was dark out there, but everyone seemed to be making good use of the gear.

Announcements:

High T continues, Saturday 6 AM.

 

Thanks to Squid for the takeout.

 

-Alf

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Horsehead
7 years ago

You know what’s uglier than the great pumpkin jeep?

Me either.

Cheese Curd
7 years ago

I love Area 51! 3-4 workouts all within miles of each other and they all had made different promises this AM. I literally drove by one Q (sorry Pudding) and headed to Kevlar.

However, being a sucker for a station workout, which Kevlar is known for and promising low miles, my choice was made. I believe I missed the fine print, *there will be burpees. However, I accepted my choice and complained the entire time.

Another solid Q this AM Alf!

Cheese Curd
Reply to  Cheese Curd
7 years ago

Ah, one thing…I believe you only counted to 4 on the Diamond Merkins #justsaying. Q smoked?

Fault Line
Fault Line
7 years ago

Great workout Alf, classic circuit training. Couple notes, upright rows with kettle bell…good call, and change “tire broad jumps” to “tire frolicking” as evidenced by your demonstration (word credit to PopTart). Quick shoutout to my partner Napster, first week with F3, saw him at Bagpipe earlier in the week, AND he actually did real pullups this am…impressive.

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