12 for a bizarre Olympic recap

  • When:8/25/16
  • QIC: Buttermaker
  • The PAX: Puddin', Gummy, Frosty Paws, Bounce, Spackler, Cheese Curd, Bug Eater, Marge, Queen, Red Rocks, Good Hands, Buttermaker.


12 for a bizarre Olympic recap

Despite being told to “bring your running shoes”, 12 regulars opted to show up at Hydra to get their day started right.  No new faces, quick disclaimer, and a brief warm up in the worst parking lot in South Charlotte.  I mentioned up front that you were going to need a partner for a majority of the workout and you could immediately see the PAX sizing up the group and trying to make the wisest decision.

The Thang:

Cop:

SSH X 20

Mountain Climber X 20

Diamond Merkins X 20

Get with your partner for a partner run down to the shopping center on the C/O of Rea and Colony.  Partner 1 runs and partner 2 does 5 squats.  Repeat until getting to the far end of the parking lot.

Stay with your partner (had 6 groups of 2).  Line up and the first group calls out an exercise…takes off for a loop around the building and back to the end of the line where the PAX are performing the exercise that the group called.  Group 1 gets back and group 2 calls out an exercise…etc.

Exercises here included:

Burpees

Handslap Merkins

Suicides

LBC’s

Air Squats

And I’m forgetting the last one????

Mosey up to the parking lot by The Lodge and stick with your partner:

Total of 150 merkins and 125 dips.  Partner 1 starts the exercise and partner 2 runs.  Flap jack until the required number has been completed.

Leave the parking lot and start headed back to OP Elementary on Rea:

Detour for a Indian Run (2 groups of 6) down Chadwyck Farms Drive.  Circle up at the bottom for some Mary.  Continue on WindyRush and regroup at the bottom of Summerlin.  Resume the Indian Run up the road until back into the OP parking lot.

Merkins X 10

Diamonds X 10

Wide Merkins X 10

Low Merkins X 10

Incline Merkins X 10

Moleskin:

Apparently my comment yesterday about “bring your running shoes” got people all up-in-arms.  Before long I was getting hit over text, email, and Twitter about what exactly that meant.  It meant nothing more than we were going to get mobile and get in a few miles.  Bounce and Frosty Paws overcame their fear and set their alarms anyway.  Gummy was the only one with a legitimate concern considering he runs in and back home (2 miles each way….impressive).

As noted, we started off with a game of Catch Me if You Can.  Or in the case of Spackler and Bounce…Don’t Catch Me.  Spackler made it all the way to the destination without Bounce catching him a single time.  A+ for the effort, Bounce….D- for the result.  While in the parking lot some guy walking his dog happened upon us right as Spackler was telling some story to the PAX about an Olympian speedwalker (yes, that is apparently an Olympic sport) who pooped himself during the race and then collapsed on the track.  The dogwalker seemed less than amused with our choice of topics.  In a side note, the guy finished 7th….not bad considering the circumstances.

We also learned that Pop knows an alarming amount of information about a shop over there called The Mole Hole.  He was quick to point out that it was a “boutique” for women and has clothes very similar to Lilly Pulitzer (I had to look up how to spell that).  If you have any questions, you can Google it, or just message Puddin’.

Even with the threat of running, we covered just under 3 miles per my watch.  This was only the 2nd or 3rd time I’ve posted all month due to work and vacation.  That combined with turning 40 on Monday, I was feeling a bit out of shape.  Strong group out there today.  Thanks to Good Hands and Pop for pulling me off the bench to lead.

Shout out to Frosty Paws for, albeit a bizarre takeout, it was still a takeout.

Announcements:

Young Life Mud Run on Sept. 17th at the WhiteWater Center – See Frosty Paws for details

5yr Anniversary at Anvil on 9/14 with a 5:15am start.

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Gummy
7 years ago

One man’s observations:
– Buttermaker: Clearly we were much faster than he planned for. 10 minutes of indian run/merkin filler. Still a quality workout though. Except for the part where you led us into a dark cul-de-sac where the guy set off his house alarm to get us away.
– Frosty Paws: Probably the cause of the house alarm incident. Why bother with whispering in a quiet neighborhood at 6:00 in the morning?
– Puddin Pop: Like any good site Q, always willing to wait for the six. I’m not sure his motivations are purely selfless though.
– Cheese Curd: Earned respect by running in, then threw it all away by doing half merkins. Extend those arms all the way. Also, big fan of the margaritas at the expensive Mexican restaurant in the shopping center.
– Bugeater: The only guy with worse merkin form than Cheese Curd (and Chelms). It looked more like a twitchy plank.
– Red Rocks: His pre-game stretching routine intimidates me – it’s like the dance the South African rugby team does before a game. Dude is fast.
– Bounce: Best closing prayer ever, working in a curse word that didn’t seem out of place.
– Spackler: Actually, he did a surprising number of the exercises today. Much less standing and watching than I’m used to. Both us were glad to see our schools only had stupid recruiting violations this week after scary headlines.
– Queen: His aerodynamic hairstyle helps him crush us every week. Also, Randolph Middle alum.
– Good Hands: I felt like I was moving pretty well during CMIYC, but GH ran me down every time. You’re roster spot at Fast Twitch is waiting for you to return. Also, East Meck alum. Go Eagles!
– Marge: Quiet morning for Marge. Probably getting ready for Clemson football.

Cheese Curd
7 years ago

Gummy: Too tired from his run in to do first exercise- SHH. Also, wore a kids size safety vest. Looks more silly on Geraldo, but still pretty silly!

Puddin Pop
7 years ago

Good one Butter, way to knock the rust off.

Gummy seems to have more observations than Isaac Freaking Newton. But good call on me “waiting for the six”, I’d say it’s a little bit of both. I did see you stopped too at Rea and Summerlin though, pal. #pot/kettle

Spackler
7 years ago

Yeah, old Bounce comes in running that mouth of his – he had no chance on CMIYC although that isn’t saying much since he was chasing me. Surprised he didn’t come in complaining about his cankle though.

Race Walker craps his pants

http://www.esquire.com/sports/videos/a47825/olympic-speed-walker-poop-collapses/

Good one today Butter. Needed to sweat out the shame.

Cheese Curd
Reply to  Spackler
7 years ago

Thanks for linking the article! Well, maybe not, as I would have never looked that up on my own!

Butter Maker, I did forget to mention I enjoyed the beat down this AM! Thanks for partnering up with me this AM..regardless of my form, you did more merkens then I did!

Marge
Marge
7 years ago

Monkey Humpers. You forgot Monkey Humpers. Wonder if the guy that caught us talking about the Olympic Pooper also witnessed the Monkey Humpers?

Great Q, Buttermaker.

Yes, Gummy… I was dreaming of Clemson destroying Auburn on the plains with Sean White under center. Next Saturday can’t get here fast enough. Plus my cyclist arms were smoked after the early burpees and Merkins. Time to get back in the boot camp swing.

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