Pele must be in Brazil

  • When:08/08/16
  • QIC: Goonie
  • The PAX: Balk, Smash, Thunder Road, Fireman Ed, Tawny, Heartbreaker, Morningstar, Knight Rider, Draino, Deep Dish, Bunny (FNG), Jello (FNG), Goonie (QIC)


Pele must be in Brazil

When 5:29 rolls around and the scheduled Q is nowhere in sight, what’s a site Q to do? Look for the co-site Q, of course. Wait, Simba wasn’t there either. Fartsacks must have been very strong on this lovely morn. Scheduled Q Pele probably has a much better excuse, though, with all that’s going on in Brazil these days. He may even have been the culprit that placed the submerged couch in that kayaker’s path (I hope this story is true – much funnier in that it only happened in a practice round and not an actual competition). Well, 5:30 rolled around, enough shenanigans. Brief but effective disclaimer given, and we were off.

The Thang

Mosey once around the parking lot so YHC could come up with a game plan. Mosey down to the track for a warm-up lap because YHC hadn’t quite finalized said gameplan. Cirle up on the track for COP:

SSH x 20
Merkins x 10 IC
IW x 20
LSS x 15
MC x 20
Supermans x 25

Partner up – run in opposite directions to the end lines of the football field, run back to the middle for 10 hand-slap merkins. 4 rounds.

Mosey up towards Semi-Gloss’ office. Quick detour down the ramp and back up the stairs (get the legs burnin’). Partner up and grab a lifting rock.

Round 1: P1 does curls, P2 runs down to the bleachers between the baseball field, does 10 LBCs, and runs back. Flapjack. Pax told to complete 200 curls.
Round 2: P1 does overhead chest presses, P2 runs to the rail by the fields, 10 supine pull-ups, and runs back. Flapjack. Thanks to some pax compromising form for speed, audibled 2 rounds instead of a certain # of reps.

Grab some wall for People’s Chair.

Round 1 – 75 seconds
Round 2 – 60 seconds
round 3 – 45 seconds with 20 air presses IC

6 MOM – H2H, American Hammer, Rosalita, Can Openers, Protractor. Done.

Had 2 FNGs this morning. Welcome Jello and Bunny. Jello was EHed by Mermaid, who distinctly forgot to tell him the cardinal rule of the naming ceremony – keep your mouth shut and nod. We came up with something, to which he exclaimed “yeah, that’s cool.” Said name was immediately discarded for the one that he said “Please no, I’ve heard that all my life.” Welcome also to Bunny, who was EHed by Balk.

Other fun tidbits:

Fireman Ed can count in a really creepy voice when he wants to

Heartbreaker can only count up to 14 in Spanish, after which it becomes “fifteenio, sixteenio, seventeenio” and so on.

Thanks to all for being out there this morning. We all push each other and make each other better people. Don’t ever underestimate the impact your just showing up has on the other pax.

Announcements

Swimming party – August 20th. See Champagne for details or the newsletter.
Christmas party December 2. Someone needs to find Mario (Tolkien is taken).

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High Tide
7 years ago

T-claps on the substi-Q, Goonie.
And, speaking of Q, how about BBQ? Like that at the Area 51 / SOB Pool Party on Aug 20th! Sign up now!
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