Gottahava Wawa

  • When:7/21/16
  • QIC: Horsehead
  • The PAX: Simba, Crayola, Tawney, Hairband, Body Bag, Retread, Pong, Pele, Dumpster Fire, Big League Chew, Sensei, Slim Fast, FNG Wawa, Bambi, That Guy, Snoopy, Booyah, Woody, Horsehead


Gottahava Wawa

19 assembled in the thick gloom, looking to transform their sessile carcasses into lean, mean, side straddle hoppers.

THANG:

COP in the back lot. Some stuff I forget. Lots of unsettling noises during the plank sequence.

Mosey to the ballfield hill, little bear crawl and lunge walkers thrown in the mix.

7s on the hill – Burpees and Jump Squats.

Backwards runs up the hill, 1X, 2X, 3X – squats at the top each time.

Mosey across campus to lower lot where the police car is hovering.

Partner up – P1 runs back up hill and around to the white truck and back. 5 burpees at the turn. P2 does called exercise.

R1 – Merkins
R2 – LBC
R3 – Lunge Walk
R4 – Burpees

Mosey back to cars for Mary to finish.

SKIN:

– I don’t visit Thursday moderate sites close to my house very often, but when I do, it’s Peak 51.

– TClaps to Sensei and Slim-Fast for the pre run. Sounded like Slim was coaching up some guys for the BRR as well. I heard him trying to talk Pele down off of the ledge. It’s easy stuff guys – just running up a dark mountain with random wildlife chasing you so you can “rest” in a disgusting van between stops.

– Good to see (and hear) BLC back at it.

– Tried to keep this one moderate (7s instead of 11s, shortened the partner run) – hope it was ok.

– Naming the FNG was interesting. Him being from Penn State, I went with Soap-on-a-Rope out of the gate, only to be met with the disapproving and judgmental stare of Simba (imagine Simba, lips slightly pursed, slowly shaking his head side-to-side while he squints with one eye). Somehow, the spraytan mafia of Hairband and Snoopy (maybe others) decided on “Wawa”, which I believe is like some sort of Yankee Quik Trip. Of course, it has better food than any of the food down here, which is a top complaint of most Yankees. The only thing worse than eating bad pizza is listening to them complain about it.

Gotta run – stuff to do.

– Horsehead

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Hops
7 years ago

HH BB’s = Must Read
Glad to see Dumpster Fire still frequenting the gloom. Kotters? Or perhaps I just don’t pay attention well.

Booyah
7 years ago

We all told HH we enjoyed his Q efforts, but it’s mainly the BBs we like most.

Retread_a51
Retread_a51
7 years ago

Retreat? I’ll never back down!

Hair Band
7 years ago

The options from us yankees was Wawa or Benny, I threw Pork Roll in the mix also.

Definition of Benny… is a pejorative term used by year-round residents of the Jersey Shore to describe stereotypically rude, flashy, loud tourists from North Jersey and New York.

Hops
7 years ago

Pretty safe to assume Horsehead and others of similar geography and thinking would label every person in New Jersey & New York and about 20 other states as a “Benny”.

Hair Band
Reply to  Hops
7 years ago

True, isn’t “Transplant” the South’s version of Benny?

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