Hello Dolly

  • When:06/06/16
  • QIC: Joker
  • The PAX: Squid, Arena, The Turkey Leg, O'Tannenbaum, Lobstah Roll, Floor Slapper, Dora, Coal Miner's Daughter, Witch Doctor, Madison, Uncle Leo, Paper Jam, Snoopy [site FNG]


Hello Dolly

14 men gathered for an early morning workout at McKee Road Elementary School, and this is what they did:

  • Mosey to back parking lot for COP… SSH, IW, Merkins, LBCs
  • Lunge walk; merkins; lunge walk; merkins
  • To the playground, for Joker’s mandatory station work… 10 pull ups, 20 decline merkins, 30 squats… rinse and repeat… rinse and repeat
  • Back to the parking lot.. pair up
    • Set #1 – Partner 1 runs 1/4 mile parking lot loop; partner 2 does merkins, then Partner 1 and 2 switch… end when both partners have combined for 100 merkins
    • Set #2 – Same thing, but with LBCs
    • Set #3 – Same thing, but with Dolly.. lot’s of Dolly
    • Set #4 – Same thing, but with Carolina Dry Docks
  • Finish with wide arm merkins, LBCs, Flutter… and burpees

Moleskine

  • While the workout lacked in creativity, it delivered in exertion
  • Got a little carried away with myself when I called for 250 Dollys [or is it Dollies?], so made the audible to 200.  A man shouldn’t work his inner thighs that hard anyway.
  • Great to see Dora – a former site Q – back at the Matrix.
  • Good to see Witch Doctor on the mend… all wrapped up with athletic tape [probably had to wake up at 4AM to get all that tape on]

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