Hell hath no fury like a Murderhorn scorned

Hell hath no fury like a Murderhorn scorned

After Wingman led a quick up and down last week at the Maul, without so much as a quick cuddle afterwards, the Murderhorn felt a little cheap.  As most of us (probably) know, you don’t want those feelings festering inside those you care about too long.  To right Wingman’s wrong, 15 SOBs (including 1 FNG – Goodyear), set out to make things right, and probably give a few of those “I-don’t-know-why-I’m-apologizing-but-I’m-going-to-do-it-anyway-to-make-you-feel-better” apologies (c’mon, you all know what I’m talking about).  Here’s how we got back in her good graces:

Preparation for the night:

10 merkins OYO

SSH x 15

10 merkins OYO

IW x 15

LSS x 15

The date and foreplay:

Mosey to the bottom of the ‘Horn.   Set of 11’s on Elmstone between Stonepath and Summit Tree.  Start with 10 jump squats at the bottom, 1 HR merkin at the top.  9 jump squats and 2 HR merkins, so on and so forth.  First ones done led Mary while waiting on the 6.

Things getting hot and heavy:

Mosey to the rockpile, partner up, and grab a lifting object.

1st round:  80 curls and 80 merkins between the partners

2^nd round:  80 teabag squats and 80 jump squats

3^rd round:  80 overhead presses and 80 CDDs

The Climax.  She finally has her way with us:

CMIYC with partners: P1 runs backward up the Murderhorn while P2 does 5 merkins and chases running forward.  LBCs while waiting on the 6.

After that, we only had a few minutes to cuddle, so we moseyed back to the launch lot for:

H2H x 20

American Hammer x 20

Rosalita x 20

Time – we get to pack up and go home

Moleskin

As much as YHC hates the Murderhorn, she provides a hell of a workout.  I knew there would be an FNG coming this morning, so I wanted to properly baptize him into F3 #cobains.  Hopefully he doesn’t hate me now and will come back.  Goodyear – you’ll learn there are other Q’s who are much, much less merciful than me.

We had a perfect morning and this one smoked us all, I think.  Squid and Checkpoint were neck-and-neck on the 11’s and led the whole way.  Great work, boys.  The rockpile work was more tiring than I thought it would be.  I was hoping for some active recovery on that one, but it was tough in and of itself.  The backwards run up the Murderhorn is always a crowd favorite.  Squid and Wild Boar set the pace for that.  We ran out of time before a few of YHC’s favorites, so look for those soon coming to a Maul near you #JackWebb.

An honor, as always, my friends.  Thank you to Commish and Wingman for giving me the opportunity.  You all make me a better person.  Thanks to Squid for the great takeout.

Announcements:

Balrog this Saturday – still time to sign up

Mud Run sign-ups are live.  Get with Fire Hazard with any questions

Night with the Knights for F3 men and their 2.0’s