YHC rolled into to the gloom of meathead with his bell in one hand and blue box of tunes in the other. 45 minutes and 12 more pax later, one of these had been worked hard and the other hardly worked.
COP (for the sake of catching strays)
THE MAIN THANG
Round 1 – THE DIRTY DOZEN (1967, Action/Adventure, Thriller; starring Charles Bronson, & 12 other blokes)
Round 2 – THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (1960, Action/Adventure, Western; starring Steve McQueen, et al)
(Partner with like size bell; pax 1 does exercise, pax 2 breathes)
Round 3 – THE HATEFUL EIGHT (2015, Western; starring Samuel L Jackson and seven other fools)
(Partner with like size bell; Pax 1 does the exercise, Pax 2 does Crunchy Frogs, then flapjack till whole list is complete)
6MOM – THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (1998, Comedy; starring Ben Stiller, Matt Dillon, Cameron Diaz (did you even notice the rest of the list?))
COT
MOLESKINE
Not sure who or what to expect, YHC came with one thing in mind; heavy and lots of it. Not sure how to pull this off with such an accomplished PAX of meatheads, so he resorted to the basics, a bigger library of tunes, and some Saturday Matinee esque movies. Maybe he shouldn’t have been so lax with his tune selection, afterall it is go heavy or go home and a slower LeCrae doesn’t quite fit that bill; at least that is what the grumble chatter was about. Round 2 he used a bootcamp style rep-count for the sevens which tripped up some of the more 0.0 pax, but they caught on. By the time we got to the Hateful Eight, mumble chatter was knocked down a notch while everyone grinded out each set of eight with hateful force. Then we got to the MARY, but by this time single bells were a welcome repose. Then the alarm bell and time to end it for today.
Thanks again for the opportunity to lead. It’s always an honor.
The phone wasn’t working right at the end, and YHC memory is not what it was. Please sound off if he forgot your name in the roll-call.
AYE!
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