The Thang:
Eyes Open and Focus on the clock saying 5:21am.
Jump squat out of the bed and into short shorts and singlet.
Sprint to the car, realize you left your keys, sprint back into the house, Rinse&Repeat.
Single leg lift as driving while putting on shoes; Flapjack.
Fly into parking lot while the rest of the PAX are doing SSH.
Run to Carmel middle, stopping at each driveway for Agony’s Exponential Merkins:
Mosey to the track
Rest while Agony ties his shoes.
Timed Mile–Kirk taking the tape in a 6:07.
Partner up
Partner Durkins (15); Shoulder–Frontal, Lat, and Presses (15); Partner Durkins (15)
Partner Mile–while
Jack Webbs to 10
Mosey Home
Native American Run Home
MOLESKIN:
> Regardless of popular opinion, I dress myself.
> Realized this workout turned into a tribute workout: The MerkinMile was a tribute to SwampFox, The TimedMile was for OneEye, the unnecessary JackWebb was for RunStopper.
> Good work from the PAX to push themselves.
> Unfortunately, the PAX missed the initial call as I parked my car for 10 Burpees as Kirk had Qed the waiting for sleepyhead. Grateful though cause it would have ruined my Burpee Free Guarantee.
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